The Nepotist.

Crossroads teapot salesman. 33. You poor inphernals can't afford ME! GLORY TO BLACKROCK! [ READ PINNED. ]

[blackrockteapot]

" Invest In Teapots! "

I shall not waste time on small talk introductions.

My name is Pwnatious "Moneybags" The III and I am of great blackrockian noble descent! Honestly you should feel honored just for being able to TALK to me! I am a very busy inphernal you know.

ASKBOX : OPEN

TAGS : OPEN

SHIPS : OPEN

DMS : OPEN

OOC + info below!

Greetings, my name is Kody (@/p4rtyboyy) and I am this here admin of blackrockteapot! 🫖 I am 18 and I go by He/it/they/star/bun and am British!!

I have.... A lot of accounts! So you'll get used for seeing my layout style pretty often 😭 I am a man of many talents and character fixations! I um.. Really like to write and roleplay, yeah.

I happily invite you to join in and write with me! I am a rp ADDICT and adore collaboration, please do not ever feel nervous to reach out or ask me for anything at all. This is my hobby of choice and I love it greatly, and id love to share my passion with you and make something great together.

BLOG RULES!

- NO NSFW. Suggestive allowed as long as admin is 18 or over and is not too extreme.

- My content is targeted and made for those who are 15 or older and may contain things like violence, trauma and nonspecific dark themings. Each negative post will be tagged and warned appropiately.

- Joke and magic anons allowed with standards of course, please dont force me to do things I dont want to do.

- Tumblr rules and TOS apply, please follow them.

- uhh i cant think of any other rules just dont be a bad person or weirdo i guess yeah okay

Tag filtering!

' Money Talks ' - IC posts

' Broken Teapot ' - content warning, post may contain sensitive or potentially upsetting content

' Teatime Chat ' - Askbox replies

' Closing Time ' - OOC posts

[blackrockteapot]

pets the bean

[ It snorts at you then walks away. ]

[blackrockteapot]

Pspspspsps come on lil bean! C'mere!! Pspspspsps!

—Offering fancy cheese... Take the bait you fat fuck/pos—

Sniff sniff..

[ Pwnatious waddles over... It wants the fancy cheese... It gently nibbles on it. They're very easy to sway it seems. ]

[blackrockteapot]

AWWWW LOOK AT YOU!! :D

*picks up Bean Pwnatious without a care in the world*

WEEH!!!!! WEEHHH!!!!!

[ IT IMMEDIATELY STARTS TO SQUIRM AND SQUEAK THEIR HEAD OFF. Evidently not enjoying just being picked up and grabbed for no reason. ]

[blackrockteapot]

Nooo please pwanatious I think your name was you're uh. Really epic looking. Badass. Everyone will love you just PLEASE can I pet you I'm begging I will do anything I'll sell my soul

Who knows maybe your little bean self will like it :3

[ They stared.... Pwnbean turned around and very reluctantly allowed you to pet them, just to test. Prissy little thang. ]

[blackrockteapot]

AWWWHHH WAIT YOURE A BEAN I LOVE BEANS CAN I PET PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

WEH!!

[ Fatass Pwnbean just angrily squeaks at you then turns around. ]

[blackrockteapot]

I don't like you. get magic anon bean-ified.

WAIT WHA-

[ Oh! Theyre a bean now! ]

[blackrockteapot]

Oh, no, take it as... a fact, besides, Korblox and Disco in general are less likely to turn me into an experiment if I tell you.

>✨<

Oh.

..... I feel like I should probably know more about the people you are telling me about then.

I still do not understand though, Its not like I can help you find this missing person or anything!! I dont even have any investment in the labs!

Why not bring it up with a biograft? Someone better suited for this.. Fieldwork!

[blackrockteapot]

Apologies for disappearing, but it's not Korblox entirely. Disco is... petty, Party has a better reputation than them and all that, the egos at the administration don't respond too well to that.

>✨<

I SUPPOOOSE I understand that!

Why are you coming to me with this though? Im sure you must want something yes?

[blackrockteapot]

Awh ok I won't kill you yet...

Good!

[blackrockteapot]

I mean if you take it as a death threat then I might have to act on that😊

/j /silli (just wanna make sure u know I'm joking twin)

ABSOLUTELY NOT???

[blackrockteapot]

Hmmmmm

I've gave it some thought.

I no longer dislike you. though I would happily murder you in cold blood given the chance.

:3

Is this a death threat..!?

But thank you! I am very beloved!

[blackrockteapot]

Sorry if you lost at chest I was eating the pieces they're crunchy

YOU DID WHAT????

[blackrockteapot]

if you watch this video I'll invest in tea stocks

https://youtu.be/FtutLA63Cp8?si=NMh1QsCVpwLdJm2q

...

I.. Suppose this isnt the.... Worst song?

[blackrockteapot]

"Missing" is a way to put it, I suppose, though, I don't think Disco and the others at Korblox are going to be very happy if I say something about it... unfortunate

>✨<

Oh? Why would Blackrock care for a common party animal??!

And the Korblox administration to for that matter? I personally dont see them as very valuable!

[blackrockteapot]

The runt, or whatever, you mentioned them vaguely when talking to Disco, I noticed >✨<

Ohh.. THEM!

Ive heard of them, I hear they're missing? Or at least may be! I dont know! I DONT CARE!

[blackrockteapot]

You've... heard of Party? Huh, are they that popular around the Inpherno in general? >✨<

Which one?

I dont typically pay attention to lower Inphernals... But I may've heard of them!