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Got a question for 'ya brah. What kind of tea would ya recommend? Need somethin' to have for mah travels
- @traffic-the-shopkeep
WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS TALK TO ME!?
.... I suppose your disgusting hillbilly self would like chamomile though.. Maybe itll help you be less unbearable!
[Somehow, he gets a ping on his phone. Its....Hyperlaser?]
"Thank you for me bow, stinky kitchen pot!"
YOU.
do you like my cat
Oh! Shes... Very cute! I guess.
"Dear swords this is awkward..."
"Ahem... I have come to ask if your.. personal Biograft has been okay, mine has been running into some technical difficulties so I just wanted to make sure-"
Disco shifted a little on their feet, not really sure why they were even here since... talking with nobles wasn't something they really enjoyed, suppose the Chigraft they were meant to give wouldn't make this too awful... hopefully. They were praying to whatever Sword would listen that they weren't being too weird.
— @party-bomb
[ Pwnatious simply stared them up and down, raising a brow under their teapot head. Was this serious? They took a deep long sigh as they sat forwards and crossed their arms. At least... At least this one seemed to have proper manners and decency. ]
Carnage operates perfectly, thank you very much! Why would he ever malfunction?! You really shouldn't be asking me though.. Im not the one who made him!
[ Pwnatious crossed their leg over the other and started to bounce their foot under their desk, tilting their head getting a better look at party before finally clicking together who they were. ]
OOH... ITS YOU! The little runt who spreads around parties... What poor common joy, but I suppose even the poorer inphernals need ways to pass the time, bwahahah!!
So what is it you want exactly.
if you watch this video I'll invest in tea stocks
https://youtu.be/FtutLA63Cp8?si=NMh1QsCVpwLdJm2q
...
I.. Suppose this isnt the.... Worst song?
Something creeps up from behind....
"Hello."
OH MY KORBLOX-!?
[ Pwnatious screamed, a puff of steam comedically coming out of their teapot spout as they turned to face the sudden stranger. They cleared their throat and quickly corrected their sudden alarm smoothing down their pristine suit and pretending like nothing happened. ]
I MEAN ahem... Yes? What is it?! Dont you know better than to sneak up on your upper class nobles??
"Ohhh, by the Father, Meds' gonna get a kick outta this! Not so high and mighty now, huh? Lemme juuuust..."
Broker takes a photo of bean Pwntious. Y'know. For blackmail!
@true-eye-broker
[ Angry ass pwnbean jumps at and bites Broker, they dont like being made fun of... Angry thing is hissing at you. ]
Nooo please pwanatious I think your name was you're uh. Really epic looking. Badass. Everyone will love you just PLEASE can I pet you I'm begging I will do anything I'll sell my soul
Who knows maybe your little bean self will like it :3
[ They stared.... Pwnbean turned around and very reluctantly allowed you to pet them, just to test. Prissy little thang. ]
