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styofa doing anything
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
noise dept.
DEAR READER
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Stranger Things
almost home
KIROKAZE
$LAYYYTER
AnasAbdin
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blake kathryn
@theartofmadeline
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.
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Mike Driver
Keni
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@bladedinkheart
some kind of pinned post
drawcia swordswoman. residence: the entire mirror world man i just kinda wander
afamilial she/they/star. my gender's weird and nebulous and spacey but also Big Lady is a big part of it. jobs include: vandalizing, annoying dark mind, turning cute women into balls
i'm just kinda Around. tryina figure out what i Am and not just what i Am Not, yknow?
the Sward 🗡️
the Sward 🗡️ indeed. they say pens are mightier. i find this doubtful.
If poop-eating became a national sport, Max Haltmann’s unyielding determination--forged in failures like rocket blasts and near-company collapses-would probably make him unbeatable, optimizing technique and endurance where others falter.
I think he'd win by default on the metric that no one else wants to compete with him. Because why in Gamble Galaxy would you ever do that at all.
...why am I even answering this.
corn fuck for dinner again
my detail was like “y’know you don’t have to eat that right. you can just have pozole” i don;t deserve pozole.
but consider: soup
i hauve t ostay strong .
What does denying yourself soup accomplish exactly?
Spell it out for me.
i dont actually know im just doing it on principle
The principle of... what... punishing yourself?
Assuming it's even for a reason that makes sense, how does eating bland food make it up to anyone you actually hurt? This just feels like you're making yourself miserable for no benefit to anyone.
Which to me just seems fucking stupid. I'm with your detail on this one.
maybe i can eat the soup out of a dog bowl?
Because you want to or because you feel obligated to?
.. i don’t actually. know.
If you'd get some measure of enjoyment out of the dog bowl format then go for it, I don't care; but given that was your suggestion when I said "denying yourself the soup is stupid", I have to wonder if you're just suggesting it because you still feel like you need to punish yourself. And it may just be me? But I don't see how making yourself miserable on purpose makes it up to jack or shit. So if that's all it is just put it in a normal bowl like a dignified person.
corn fuck for dinner again
my detail was like “y’know you don’t have to eat that right. you can just have pozole” i don;t deserve pozole.
but consider: soup
i hauve t ostay strong .
What does denying yourself soup accomplish exactly?
Spell it out for me.
i dont actually know im just doing it on principle
The principle of... what... punishing yourself?
Assuming it's even for a reason that makes sense, how does eating bland food make it up to anyone you actually hurt? This just feels like you're making yourself miserable for no benefit to anyone.
Which to me just seems fucking stupid. I'm with your detail on this one.
maybe i can eat the soup out of a dog bowl?
Because you want to or because you feel obligated to?
corn fuck for dinner again
my detail was like “y’know you don’t have to eat that right. you can just have pozole” i don;t deserve pozole.
but consider: soup
i hauve t ostay strong .
What does denying yourself soup accomplish exactly?
Spell it out for me.
i dont actually know im just doing it on principle
The principle of... what... punishing yourself?
Assuming it's even for a reason that makes sense, how does eating bland food make it up to anyone you actually hurt? This just feels like you're making yourself miserable for no benefit to anyone.
Which to me just seems fucking stupid. I'm with your detail on this one.
corn fuck for dinner again
my detail was like “y’know you don’t have to eat that right. you can just have pozole” i don;t deserve pozole.
but consider: soup
i hauve t ostay strong .
What does denying yourself soup accomplish exactly?
Spell it out for me.
corn fuck for dinner again
my detail was like “y’know you don’t have to eat that right. you can just have pozole” i don;t deserve pozole.
but consider: soup
Please do not the corn
no corn fuck is canned corn with sugar and artificial vanilla and jello and breadcrumbs and crushed crackers
actually i shouldve just said i shove corn up my ass thats probably more normal
It absolutely is not.
it’s not?
As far as I am aware, putting things in one's asshole for pleasure is generally not considered normal, and even among circles where it is, I would hardly imagine doing so with produce is particularly popular for sanitation reasons.
I'm sure it isn't unheard of, but I would hardly call it "normal."
Please do not the corn
no corn fuck is canned corn with sugar and artificial vanilla and jello and breadcrumbs and crushed crackers
actually i shouldve just said i shove corn up my ass thats probably more normal
It absolutely is not.
sword she/theys make do
i dont like this ask. not a fan.
ITS THE GUNK CUNKLER
WHERE
WHAT THE FUCK SHES REAL
I find it extremely entertaining to see that this is the-gunk-cunkler's only post. The account was created just for this moment.
Specifically for the purpose of GETTING YOU.
(halcandran voice) my great great grandfather the most powerful wizard who ever lived built this steel refinery with nothing but his nuts
Metal nuts, plant nuts, or meat nuts?
None of those have phalanges, so my assumption is either this person is using said nuts as a magical conduit.
Or you're just talking nonsense at me, which seems like the most likely explanation in all reality.
i will now blueberry pie and vanilla ice cream
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meow meow meow meow meow meow
This you?
kirby would love halloween because they can find so so many treats and dress up in all their fun little copy ability outfits
TRUE!!!! never forget that one piece of official halloween twitter art where kirbys dressed up as dark nebula
HE FUCKING WHAT
He dresses up as everyone he's ever met or fought, how is this news to you?
hey are you alive? Did the gunk cunkler get you
I have not been attacked by any potentially irate spaceships, no.
