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Maybe like Greek mythology was the SyFy Channel of its day. Like a bunch of story tellers were gathering around saying, "Lets come up with the most outrageous idea possible in order to get a bunch of people to listen to us" and then a guy shouts from the back, "How about a bull-man hybrid!" and everyone's like "Haha yeah great, it doesn't have to be even remotely realistic, just hilariously strange!"

Maybe in a thousand years someone will dig up a box of SyFy Channel movies and think we worshiped shark tornadoes or earthquakes that make spiders. Then they'll think we were outlandishly stupid. 

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Spotify ads are probably the biggest persuasion for pirating to ever exist. When you first discover Spotify its like: "wow a great music app that I can use for free!" but then it quickly turns into "if I hear another add for O'Reily auto parts or McDonalds I will send my fist through a wall." The worst is they try and make their adds sound like music, as if you are stupid enough not to realize the sudden change.

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There is something beautiful when jazz and electronic make a baby.

Its like watching the sun set over the mountains on a summer's day--or like finding the uncrushed chip you find among its pulverized brethren. Simply amazing. 

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