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Stranger Things
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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JBB: An Artblog!
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trying on a metaphor
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Origami Around
Cosmic Funnies
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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izzy's playlists!
Love Begins
Keni
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@blaiddyddima
remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking
non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??
it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that
my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position
don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual
everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy
you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
May we all know decadence such as this
terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
[wanting to say frogs in a boiling pot of water but knowing they were lobotomized in the original experiment and it's findings weren't reproduced]: we're experiencing quantitative change and if we wait to act until a quality shift in the dominant aspect of the dialectic occurs it will be too late
isn't it so crazy that 51 is divisible by 17. because 51 is such an ugly number that based on vibes alone i would 100% think it's prime 😭😭 like who in the world would even WANT to divide that shit? 17 and 3 i fucking guess...... 🤷
A patient, explaining what their relationship is to their new visitor who was headed up to see them, said, “he’s my guardian,” and I said “oh I didn’t you had a legal guardian,” and the patient said, “he’s not my legal guardian, he’s my spiritual and physical guardian. He is also my brother. Well, I say he’s my brother. He’s like a brother. He’s my husband.” And I say this with genuinely no judgment, just pure curiosity, what
We should bring back forest green.
ADULT CHEAT SHEET!!
adulting tips from an adult who doesn’t adult good
how to disappear online
schools don’t teach you this
different knives and their uses
how to grow the fuck up | part 2
what to do when you’re alone on valentine’s day
another ‘adulting’ masterpost
ultimate getting a first apartment checklist
dealing with the worst case scenarios
adulting life hacks
24 hacks for the cheapskates in all of us
guides to life (getting an apartment, writing a resume, protect house from break-ins etc)
open jar lids
ultimate guide for what to buy and when to buy
style essentials
11 ways to wear a scarf
11 ways to tie a necktie
things i never learnt in high school
writing adult emails
how to balance a checkbook
what to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
6 tips for saving the most while shopping
money making hacks
how to make a skivvy roll
tips for living alone
life lessons for adulting
fashion reference
lose your wallet?
crisis hotlines
how to break out of zip ties
how to disappear completely
tips for self defense | really important
what should I do if I get robbed?
When the cops pull you over
big emergencies - sinking ship | stuck in an slevator | falling on ice | survive nature [stranded]
tape hands for a fight
things to keep in your car
covering up tattoos
heimlich maneuver for dogs
how to become an adult
how to unlock car with shoelace
30 things I learnt the year I turned twenty
guides to life
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