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Blaine Anderson Sixteen candles • Junior • Warbler Hello there! You've stumbled on to my little piece of the internet. I'm Blaine, just your average guy trying to find my place in this world and leave it a little brighter each day. I attend Dalton Academy, an all boys boarding school, where I'm luckily enough to be apart of the Warblers. I'm also lucky to have made so many amazing friends. I care deeply about every single one of them. That's all I can think of. If you have questions feel free to drop by the inbox. [SEBKLAINTER 1X1X1X1]

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blainers-warbler:

I guess you’re right but it feels like summer just started and now it’s already almost over. Gosh it went by so fast. Anyway, how was your summer?

It did go by fast. Before we know it, we’ll have cold and snow all things related that will remind us just how quickly it went away. It wwas quite good, actually. Spent a lot of time helping my dad at the shop, getting my inner grease monkey to work, haha. Also went to the lake with Rachel and Mercedes a couple of times, also some relatives came to visit, that was awkward, but all in all, it was good. What about yours?

blainers-warbler

I can't wait for sweater weather. That sounds like a spectacular way to spend the summer. Though I'm sure working in the garage was probably very hot. What was so awkward about the relatives visiting? I spent some of the summer with Sebastian and my parents before he went to NY and they went on a cruise. Then I worked the rest of the time or hanging out with the people from work. You don't want to see a theme park after hours by the way.

daltonporcelainhummel:

I guess that’s what happens from staying very busy all summer?

I guess you’re right but it feels like summer just started and now it’s already almost over. Gosh it went by so fast. Anyway, how was your summer?

#c: kurt

I can’t believe school starts soon and it's almost senior year. Where did the whole summer go??

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Hunter: If anything, you're the dirty, kinky scary one. I'm just the one along for the ride.

Hunter: Sea sick? how utterly cute. Is your mum leaving you with a fuss, because she thinks the guy giving you STD's is far, far away until she gets home? A teenager, Yes a teenager having sex, no.

Hunter: It was a joke, like ha ha. Was it not funny?

Blaine: I'm so offended by that.

Blaine: Don't make fun of me. She doesn't think you have an STD, Hunt. She just went into protective mom mode but she might be over it. Either way, it's six weeks without my mom hovering.

Blaine: It was concerning for a moment because i don't think you're ready for a threesome, love.

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Hunter: Are you saying I'm dirty, kink and scary?

Hunter: Doesn't seem like much of a favor, you're missing out on a cruise. And your mum is going to leave you home with out any fuss?

Hunter: Your mum isn't going to check the many cams while she's away? Sebastian, Mm, kinky a threesome.

Blaine: Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.

Blaine: I get sea sick anyway and I don't need to be stuck on a boat for six weeks. Plus I have to work. But yes my mom is leaving me without any fuss. I think she's finally accepted I'm a teenager.

Blaine: Did you just purpose a threesome? Should I be worried that you're dying or something?

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Hunter: You like dirty, scary and kinky Anderson? Who knew you were such a bad boy? Fine, fine no threatening.

Hunter: And what favor was your dad trying to do for you, with a six week cruise to Europe? It seems more like your Mom got the better end of the deal.

Hunter: Both sound extremely nice, but alas it's completely up to you, besides don't you have a summer job?

Blaine: I like you so obviously I like dirty, kinky and scary.

Blaine: They're not making me go, so there's that favor and it gets my mom away from me for most of the summer.

Blaine: My job starts next week and I could find a way to turn off the many cams if you want go live with me instead? Sebastian is going to be there though.

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Hunter: The only person going on a little ride is you Anderson, and that's over my knee.

Hunter: I will convince my dad, but where exactly am i going to live for the rest of the summer, dweeb?

Blaine: Oh. That sounded so dirty at first and then it got a little scary but also very kinky. You should stop threatening me or else Dimples might pay for you being a bad bad boy.

Blaine: My dad surprised my mom this morning with a six week cruise to Europe. I think he was trying to do me a favor.

Blaine: How do you feel about living at our lake house that has absolutely no nanny cams or maybe in NY with Sebastian?

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Hunter: So, i lie to my dad about having to be bad at Dalton, for summer classes? and i fulfill this list of demands for my Dimples to be returned safely?

Blaine: Unless you want to start the dryer and send Dimples on a little ride, I would be very convince to your dad that you urgently need to come back to Ohio. ;)

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Hunter: And if i comply with your demands, you'll take him out of the dryer and promise not to behead him?

Blaine: He'll be returned safe and sound to you the moment you're walking through my door and loving on me. I give you my word.

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Hunter: I knew i should have brought him with me, I should definitely not have trusted you to take car of my baby Dimples.

Blaine: Think very carefully about your choices here, Mister Clarington. Think about all the many accidents that Dimples could have if you don't comply with my demands.

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Hunter: Take the shark out of the dryer, and be nice. Or i promise, your dumb face is going to stay unkissed. I promise you that.

Blaine: Come back from the Canadian tundra and save him or else it's going to be a very very bad day for Dimples the Shark.

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Blaine: Come back to Ohio and kiss my dumb face and nothing happens to the Shark.

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Hunter: And than laugh at me?

Hunter: It is horrible and cruel, baby. Yes. we do all of that horrific family crap. It's like i've been sucked into a horror movie, and this is my horror. I'm sure use could all still do something exciting.

Hunter: Ohio is home for the time being. I'm trying desperately to convince my dad to let me leave early. I'd be happy to come back just to be your lackie.

Blaine: I would never laugh at you. :P

Blaine: It really is. There's really no need for hunting, especially when it's for sport and especially when you're a vegan like you. All of that family crap sounds so cute. Send me pictures. Don't be so miserable, love. Maybe if you gave it more of a chance you might actually enjoy yourself. Nope. We're not all that exciting. Most of my mom's family isn't here and my dad is an only child. So tiny family.

Blaine: Ohio is home because I'm here. Make an excuse that you have summer school or something. You're not my lackie, you're my almost!boyfriend.

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Hunter: Don't play that card with me, we both know you'd do the same if the roles were reversed.

Hunter: It's okay, but when you do it every year it gets a little old. I hate hunting, the worse thing my dad has ever made me endure. Your family don't do the crappy bonding time?

Hunter: I would much prefer watching you laying out by the poool. You make me want to come home early, and ruin your holiday with me presence.

Blaine: How little you think of me. I would never take pleasure in your pain, I'd offer my sympathy and try to make it better.

Blaine: Hunting sounds horrible and cruel. I'm sorry, babe. But the rest of the family time sounds fun. Do you guys play games and have competitions? My family's not really into bonding or anything. We see each other on the holidays but i have a small family so it's not particularly exciting.

Blaine: Aww, you just called Ohio home. I wish you could come back early too and ruin my holiday or at least help me get covered in sun screen to keep from burning. It would make everything so much better

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Hunter: You're ridiculous, you know that?

Hunter: I'm stuck in a cabin with siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles, my grandma and it's terrible. How anyone survives family bonding is beyond me. My dad took us hunting, something i didn't like very much. Other than that, camp outs, sailing. what about you, what have you been doing?

Blaine: You're taking pleasure in my pain so you obviously hate me.

Blaine: That sounds amazing. I know you hate hunting but the rest of it sounds so cool. I'm jealous that my family doesn't do things like that.

Blaine: I've literally been doing nothing but laying out by the pool. I have to do some stuff at the community center this week and next week. So I'm being very boring but busy.

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Hunter: Your embarrassment is entirely cute.

Hunter: I miss you too, just as much. I'm sure you'll find a way to liven up Ohio with out me.

Blaine: Why do you hate me?

Blaine: What have you been up to there? Tell me everything. I'm trying to stay busy so I don't miss you too much.

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Hunter: But your embarrassment is the cutest. It's fine, i miss you though but hows Ohio?

Blaine: You're so mean to me. My embarrassment is not cute.

Blaine: I miss you. I miss you an insane amount. Ohio is fine but dull without you

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