Sometimes you have to fall, before you fly.

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: I'm so offended by that.

Blaine: Don't make fun of me. She doesn't think you have an STD, Hunt. She just went into protective mom mode but she might be over it. Either way, it's six weeks without my mom hovering.

Blaine: It was concerning for a moment because i don't think you're ready for a threesome, love.

Hunter: And i shouldn't be offended when it's me?

Hunter: Why? are you going to spank me? I've never seen anyone go into protective mom mode before, she might? might. What happens when she comes home after those six weeks, and i've been living in your house?

Hunter: And you are, little virgin Anderson?

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.

Blaine: I get sea sick anyway and I don't need to be stuck on a boat for six weeks. Plus I have to work. But yes my mom is leaving me without any fuss. I think she's finally accepted I'm a teenager.

Blaine: Did you just purpose a threesome? Should I be worried that you're dying or something?

Hunter: If anything, you're the dirty, kinky scary one. I'm just the one along for the ride.

Hunter: Sea sick? how utterly cute. Is your mum leaving you with a fuss, because she thinks the guy giving you STD's is far, far away until she gets home? A teenager, Yes a teenager having sex, no.

Hunter: It was a joke, like ha ha. Was it not funny?

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: I like you so obviously I like dirty, kinky and scary.

Blaine: They're not making me go, so there's that favor and it gets my mom away from me for most of the summer.

Blaine: My job starts next week and I could find a way to turn off the many cams if you want go live with me instead? Sebastian is going to be there though.

Hunter: Are you saying I'm dirty, kink and scary?

Hunter: Doesn't seem like much of a favor, you're missing out on a cruise. And your mum is going to leave you home with out any fuss?

Hunter: Your mum isn't going to check the many cams while she's away? Sebastian, Mm, kinky a threesome.

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: Oh. That sounded so dirty at first and then it got a little scary but also very kinky. You should stop threatening me or else Dimples might pay for you being a bad bad boy.

Blaine: My dad surprised my mom this morning with a six week cruise to Europe. I think he was trying to do me a favor.

Blaine: How do you feel about living at our lake house that has absolutely no nanny cams or maybe in NY with Sebastian?

Hunter: You like dirty, scary and kinky Anderson? Who knew you were such a bad boy? Fine, fine no threatening.

Hunter: And what favor was your dad trying to do for you, with a six week cruise to Europe? It seems more like your Mom got the better end of the deal.

Hunter: Both sound extremely nice, but alas it's completely up to you, besides don't you have a summer job?

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: Unless you want to start the dryer and send Dimples on a little ride, I would be very convince to your dad that you urgently need to come back to Ohio. ;)

Hunter: The only person going on a little ride is you Anderson, and that's over my knee.

Hunter: I will convince my dad, but where exactly am i going to live for the rest of the summer, dweeb?

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: He'll be returned safe and sound to you the moment you're walking through my door and loving on me. I give you my word.

Hunter: So, i lie to my dad about having to be bad at Dalton, for summer classes? and i fulfill this list of demands for my Dimples to be returned safely?

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: Think very carefully about your choices here, Mister Clarington. Think about all the many accidents that Dimples could have if you don't comply with my demands.

Hunter: And if i comply with your demands, you'll take him out of the dryer and promise not to behead him?

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: Come back from the Canadian tundra and save him or else it's going to be a very very bad day for Dimples the Shark.

Hunter: I knew i should have brought him with me, I should definitely not have trusted you to take car of my baby Dimples.

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

[PICMSSG]: https://40.media.tumblr.com/027a68a620b943aaa55e4c0a78075d73/tumblr_npv3xefnpQ1tk9yufo1_400.jpg

Blaine: Come back to Ohio and kiss my dumb face and nothing happens to the Shark.

Hunter: Take the shark out of the dryer, and be nice. Or i promise, your dumb face is going to stay unkissed. I promise you that.

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: I would never laugh at you. :P

Blaine: It really is. There's really no need for hunting, especially when it's for sport and especially when you're a vegan like you. All of that family crap sounds so cute. Send me pictures. Don't be so miserable, love. Maybe if you gave it more of a chance you might actually enjoy yourself. Nope. We're not all that exciting. Most of my mom's family isn't here and my dad is an only child. So tiny family.

Blaine: Ohio is home because I'm here. Make an excuse that you have summer school or something. You're not my lackie, you're my almost!boyfriend.

Hunter: You're a liar.

Hunter: It makes my dad happy, I can't complain. It would just be much preferred if he shot beer cans and not animals. A vegan , who's forced to endure hunting. Would now be the right time to tell you i purposely miss? I'll send you loads and loads of pictures. A very tiny family. Don't you your mum, dad and Cooper do something during the holidays?

Hunter: Ohio is home because it's where you are. That could be plausible. you're almost boyfriend, huh?

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: How little you think of me. I would never take pleasure in your pain, I'd offer my sympathy and try to make it better.

Blaine: Hunting sounds horrible and cruel. I'm sorry, babe. But the rest of the family time sounds fun. Do you guys play games and have competitions? My family's not really into bonding or anything. We see each other on the holidays but i have a small family so it's not particularly exciting.

Blaine: Aww, you just called Ohio home. I wish you could come back early too and ruin my holiday or at least help me get covered in sun screen to keep from burning. It would make everything so much better

Hunter: And than laugh at me?

Hunter: It is horrible and cruel, baby. Yes. we do all of that horrific family crap. It's like i've been sucked into a horror movie, and this is my horror. I'm sure use could all still do something exciting.

Hunter: Ohio is home for the time being. I'm trying desperately to convince my dad to let me leave early. I'd be happy to come back just to be your lackie.

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: You're taking pleasure in my pain so you obviously hate me.

Blaine: That sounds amazing. I know you hate hunting but the rest of it sounds so cool. I'm jealous that my family doesn't do things like that.

Blaine: I've literally been doing nothing but laying out by the pool. I have to do some stuff at the community center this week and next week. So I'm being very boring but busy.

Hunter: Don't play that card with me, we both know you'd do the same if the roles were reversed.

Hunter: It's okay, but when you do it every year it gets a little old. I hate hunting, the worse thing my dad has ever made me endure. Your family don't do the crappy bonding time?

Hunter: I would much prefer watching you laying out by the poool. You make me want to come home early, and ruin your holiday with me presence.

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: Why do you hate me?

Blaine: What have you been up to there? Tell me everything. I'm trying to stay busy so I don't miss you too much.

Hunter: You're ridiculous, you know that?

Hunter: I'm stuck in a cabin with siblings, cousins, aunts and uncles, my grandma and it's terrible. How anyone survives family bonding is beyond me. My dad took us hunting, something i didn't like very much. Other than that, camp outs, sailing. what about you, what have you been doing?

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: You're so mean to me. My embarrassment is not cute.

Blaine: I miss you. I miss you an insane amount. Ohio is fine but dull without you

Hunter: Your embarrassment is entirely cute.

Hunter: I miss you too, just as much. I'm sure you'll find a way to liven up Ohio with out me.

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: Anyway, enough about my embarssment how are you enjoying being home?

Hunter: But your embarrassment is the cutest. It's fine, i miss you though but hows Ohio?

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: Or we can skip the igloo and get creative in other ways.

Blaine: You're so mean to me. Dr. Lang gave me terribly disappointed and judgy eyes, I'm sure she'll never ask me to babysit again. No, my mom doesn't think you're a hoodrat slut. She's just crazy, like I said. Do you secretly love teen dramas and I'm just now finding out? I didn't say anything to her. I just took the humiliation.

Blaine: I'm just giving you a hard time. I'm sure by the end of summer, she'll forget all about it. I'll put the card in the post tomorrow. ;)

Hunter: I'm liking your process of thinking.

Hunter: I'm anything but mean. They do all realize you're practically an adult, with hormones who wants or feels certain urges to have sex. She things I'm a slut, who infected her son by taking his virginity. You take the humiliation, babe

Hunter: I hardly doubt a mother would forget the sight of a strange boy ontop of her son. I'll be expecting it soon.

[warblerclarington]

TEXT ✉️ BLAINTER

Blaine: Can't we live and have very dirty sex multiple times instead of being crushed by snow?

Blaine: Don't mock me, Clarington. Do you know how embarrassing it is to have Doctor Lang, whom you've babysitted for, who gave you a lollipop after your shots when you were 6 years old, testing you for herpes and chlamydia like your life is an episode of Degreessi? Because I do. And i told her that but she saw nakedness and assumed.

Blaine: I promise there will be no killing but you're lucky you fled the country? I'm send you pictures of my bare butt inside of the card instead. :P

Hunter: Most probably by building an igloo in the backyard and doing it that way.

Hunter: I can't help it, it's amusing to say the least. Did Doctor Lang, give you judgmental eyes? there may be a possibility that she's never letting you babysit again. What does your mum think? that's i'm some hoodrat slut, carrying around diseases to pass onto her endearing little child? We shall not talk about Degrassi, and it's cancellation. What will i do with my life now? And did you lie and tell her we were naked for a whole other reason? like it was hot.

Hunter: So, in other words don't come home or i will die? damn. hurry up and post this card.