Fresh Prince

Blake Cole Spade; I'm kind of a big deal.

[allthingskendall]

Preview of Kendall for Calvin Klein #MyCalvins Spring 2016 Campaign

[sammyspade-blog]

You’re probably the reason for it.  I mean, they really could do a better job though.  I’m actually Sam’s evil clone.

[blakespade]

Whaaat, me? Nope never. Pretty sure it’s like Kaylee’s fault. Maybe Olivia. Certainly not me. As long as the people believe they’re real they probably ain’t gonna fix them. Yeah? And i’m Blaine’s evil clone. His older, much cooler, better looking one.

[sammyspade-blog]

Ah Papa, so easily offended.  Well now he can go tell the prop department to do a better job.  

[blakespade]

Been living with it for 21 years. I know. Damn, Sam, ruthless. I leave for a bit and you’re over here telling the prop guys how to do their job. Who are you and what did you do with my kid brother?

[sammyspade-blog]

Too late… I think I offended him.

[blakespade]

Same old, Papa, always offended at the smallest thing. Better go hug him and kiss him to make things right, Sammy. And not point out their totally fake lookin’ badges are phony as fuck, ‘cause they are. 

[sammyspade-blog]

So I found some old prop FBI IDs and wow, they look really fake up close.

[blakespade]

Don’t let pops hear you, he’ll throw a fit.

[blakespade]

Moodboard— Blake Spade

[sammyspade-blog]

  Beware of Dad.

I was five, and I trip over air, did you really think basketball was gonna end well?

[blakespade]

Thanks for the heads up, kid.

I'm sorry, DJ has doing fine. I didn't wanna leave you out and yeah i'm sorry the ball and the court almost killed you, Sammy. I'll leave the sports to myself and DJ.

[sammyspade-blog]

  You wouldn’t think it’s much, but until you’ve fallen victim to those hugs you have no idea.  

I clearly remember at least one incident of “fun” that almost ended in the E.R.

[blakespade]

And now I plan on staying away from anymore hugs. I've already gotten mine I don't need anymore.

In my defense it was your fault you tripped. Gotta watch where you're goin', Sammy.

[sammyspade-blog]

  Dad and DJ just hug him until he gives in, that usually works.  

Yes.

[blakespade]

That's all it takes now? That's...good.

Alright, once i'll admit that, but other than that it hasn't.

[sammyspade-blog]

  Papa’s boring now, so you got that title all to yourself.

[blakespade]

Oh yeah..you weren't born when he was semi fun. What he's not fun now? Shit, Dad must carry that fun load himself then, ammirght?

But hey, i'm the fun brother so no need to worry your blonde little head, Sammy. 

[sammyspade-blog]

  Oh really?  Please, you’ve always been loud. 

[blakespade]

Yeaaah, true. This is nothing new, buddy. I've always been the loudest. Besides Papa.

[sammyspade-blog]

  I’d add you to the list as well.

[blakespade]

Whaaat, I have no idea what you're talkin' about. I'm as quite as a mouse. Or like quieter than them.

[sammyspade-blog]

I actually slept last night, I think I’m finally getting used to the extra noise around here.

[blakespade]

I blame Kaylee and Olivia for all the noise. 

[mr-vain-spade-blog]

  Usually it’s the other way around.

Go then, go say hi, go hug them, who am I to stop you.

[blakespade]

I don't know how to feel about this.

You're my dad that's who. If you insist. 

[sophiapresmont]

This is so weird having so many people here. I’m only used to Sam! Not that I don’t love you guys but it’s just weird having all ten of us. But it’s a nice weird! 

[sophiapresmont]

[blakespade]

You come here.

[mr-vain-spade-blog]

  It’s okay, I see how it is.

Maybe you’ll see them on your way to and from the bathroom.

[blakespade]

Oh god, dad don't start? Too early for you to be a smart ass. Wait a day.

I'm so done . I just wanted to tell them Hi, Geez. 

[mr-vain-spade-blog]

  Took you long enough.

Hey, I’m allowed to right now.

[blakespade]

I'm sorry my bladder was too distracting.

I guess so! How've you been, what's good? How're the munchkins i've missed them.