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Strange Mail
Grabbing the tape she got up, putting it in the VCR and hitting play as she sat down. Her hands coming up to cover her face, not wanting to look.
It’s a bed, filmed from an odd angle. Suddenly the door bursts open and onscreen, Phoe has her legs wrapped around an unfamiliar man, kissing him. He hits the pause button, his face gone pale. “Um. I think it’s a sex tape,” he says awkwardly, the frame frozen.
Strange Mail
She just purses her lips at his silence, eyes darting to the tape on the table. Poking at the food in her container before setting it down and grabbing the tape. “I need to know what this is.”
He nods and lets her take it. It’s her mail after all.
Subtle Seduction || Closed
The doofy grin stayed on his lips as he was pushed, pushing back a little before sitting down next to the basket. “It was a little funny, darling.” He has an assortment of food and items in the basket, including a blanket if it got cool. “I got enough for leftovers tomorrow as well.”
“You thought of everything, of course.” He digs out a particularly delicious smelling sandwich. “I can have this one?” he asks, not wanting to take Oz’s favourite or something.
Strange Mail
She was worried, the emotions flickering over her face as she sat silently for once. Her brow furrowing at his words as she began to chew on her lip. “I would rather they hurt me than anyone else, you know?”
He has no idea what to say to that, so he shrugs. It’s not a healthy attitude, but he’s not actually her babysitter or caretaker, and she can think what she wants as long as she doesn’t try to lose him.
Strange Mail
She was a horrible liar, his guess was weighing on her mind, worried that someone might be being hurt because someone wanted her. “You don’t really think they would do that right?”
He shrugs. “I don’t know why bad people do what they do, but you’ve run afoul of them, and as your bodyguard, the fact that you have a bodyguard means they just might do something awful.”
Subtle Seduction || Closed
A smile forms on his lips when he sees Feliks, waving back as he heads over to him. Not leaning in for a kiss due to being out I’m public. “Of course, you said chicken something, yeah?” A doofy grin on his lips as he teased, setting the largest basket down on the bench.
He narrows his eyes until Oz grins. He can never hide his emotions. Feliks playfully pushes him gently. “That’s not funny, you ounce.” He sticks his tongue out as he digs through the basket.
Strange Mail
She looked at the tape, brows furrowed together as she chewed at her lips. “I don’t want to see it if it’s someone getting hurt… but.. if it’s anything that… if it’s a friend…..” Beat. “Can you watch it… just… to make sure….is that to much to ask?”
He nods. “Yea. I’ll watch it later and get back to you.” He feels bad for upsetting her. “Are you gonna be okay? I didn’t mean to alarm you.”
Subtle Seduction || Closed
He attempts to text back an agreement but forgets to hit send, this happens quite a bit. It’s not long before he is cutting across the grass to the little gazebo by the duck pond, glancing around for the other before checking his phone.
He smiles slightly and his eyes soften a bit when he sees Oz. He waves at him to get his attention. “You brought food, you’re the best!”
Strange Mail
Her brows furrowed at that, eyes going wide as fear crept into her gaze. Hostage videos were not part of her world, not until this bullshit came along. “You…. what should we do!” She was getting worried, her mind flickering to her few friends as she looked back to the tv.
He bites his lip. “We could just throw it out. I could try to track who sent it. Or one or both of us could watch it. Just not over lunch.” He sighs. “I don’t honestly know if I’m overreacting. It’s up to you.”
[text: oz] exactly lets meet at the gazebo
He’s glad there isn’t as much traffic right now as there could be as he weaves his way to the park. He’s not sure that it’s right to be more excited for the food at this point, but he is hungry.
Subtle Seduction || Closed
blankasset :
[text: oz] lets go to that park a few blocks ene of the shop
He hops on his bike and heads over in that direction.
[Text: Feliks] The one wide the gazebo? Meat you there.
He headed that way too, the sandwich shop was between the bookshop and the park. His basket full of goodies hooked on his arm as he made his way to the often quiet park.
[text: oz] exactly lets meet at the gazebo
He’s glad there isn’t as much traffic right now as there could be as he weaves his way to the park. He’s not sure that it’s right to be more excited for the food at this point, but he is hungry.
Strange Mail
“I have a VCR/ DVD/ Blu Ray player combo.. VHS is handy sometimes, you know.” She rolled her eyes, getting ready to hit play when she stilled, looking over at him with concern. “Wait… do you really think it is something bad?”
He sighs. “I honestly don’t know. It flags a lot of my bodyguard senses. It’s just that it’s unmarked and there’s no return address. It’s an old format, and I’ve seen a lot of, um, hostage videos in my day.” He counts off his nervous reasons on his fingers.
Subtle Seduction || Closed
He stretched out on the bed for a few minutes before getting up, finishing his tea and cleaning up the kitchen before heading down to the shop. He cleaned up down there, since he had ran up in a hurry. Taking the note down as he tossed some items the book basket and a blanket for the picnic. He had stopped by the sandwich stop on the corner, picking up a good variety of things for them when his phone chirped.
[Text: Feliks] Just left the sandwish shop. Where do you want to meat?
[text: oz] lets go to that park a few blocks ene of the shop
He hops on his bike and heads over in that direction.
Strange Mail
phoeona:
Looking over her shoulder from the could she shrugged, the container of Thai on her knees as she lounged back. “I don’t know, do you really think that they would use a videotape to flush me out of hiding. Besides, I have the bionic babysitter to take care of me.” She stuck her tongue out at Feliks, rolling her eyes with a grin. “Just put it in, we can watch it with lunch instead of bad daytime TV.
He blinks at her carefree nature. “It’s a VHS, Phoe. I don’t even know why you still have a VHS player. That’s not exactly comforting.” He sighs but pops it in. He’s not sure whether his money is on torture or murder. “I’m not pressing the play button, though.”
Subtle Seduction || Closed
Oz just smiles at that, half watching the other dress, he loved the way that Feliks moved, his muscle moving under his skin. “No chicken, got it.” At the awkward hug he quickly hugged him back, his hand swiping over his mouth before running through his hair as he watched the other leave. “See you soon.” He stayed on the bed for a moment, groaning a little before falling back to lay down. Reaching down to adjust his slight arousal before turning his head to look back at the door.
The cat is a little menace. But the problem, like most of the problems, is with skittish volunteers. Feliks doesn’t blame them. Cats are pretty terrifying, especially the randy toms who become much, much more calm afterwards. He texts Oz a little over an hour later, successfully having transferred the cat to the shelter and calming all parties involved. His stomach rumbles now that he’s not concentrating.
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