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Her telling him to "reel it in, reel it in" 😅🙊🤣

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I don’t normally pay attention to celebrity couples, but these two are so wholesome.

I loved it when he wore her signature shoe for a game.

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WEEK 2 NFL PICKS

I went 6-10 in week one. I’ve certainly had better weeks, but I don’t think that’s too shabby for the chaos that is week one. Now for week two:

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

WSH @ GB — Packers 🧀

The Packers were already in the top teams in the NFL, then they added Micah Parsons. I expect them to hold their own, even against an up-and-coming Commanders team.

SUNDAY EARLY GAMES

JAX @ CIN — Jaguars

NYG @ DAL — Cowboys

CHI @ DET — Lions

LAR @ TEN — Rams

NE @ MIA — Dolphins

SF @ NO — Saints

BUF @ NYJ — Bills

SEA @ PIT — Seahawks

CLE @ BAT — Ravens

SUNDAY LATE SLATE

CAR @ ARI — Cardinals

We thought the Saints would be the worst team in the NFC South. The Panthers said, “Hold my beer.” 🍺

DEN @ IND — Colts

We expect some weird results in Week 1, but I doubt that both the success of the Colts AND the woes of the Broncos were Week 1 flukes.

If neither were a fluke, then this will get ugly fast for the Broncos.

PHI @ KC — Eagles

Super Bowl rematch? Super Bowl victor.

Sunday Night Football

ATL @ MIN — Vikings

I’m high on the Falcons and a little low on the Vikings. That makes this a close one, but I still have the Vikings coming out on top.

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NFL WEEK 1 PICKS 🏈

I was right about the Eagles and Chargers, but Week 1 is always full of surprises. Time for my Sunday picks:

Early games:

TB @ ATL — Falcons

CIN @ CLE — Bengals

MIA @ IND — Dolphins

LV @ NE — Patriots

ARI @ NO — Cardinals

PIT @ NYJ — Steelers

NYG @ WSH — Commanders

CAR @ JAX — Jaguars

Late afternoon games:

TEN @ DEN — Broncos

SF @ SEA — Seahawks

DET @ GB — Packers

HOU @ LAR — Texans

Sunday Night Football:

BAL @ BUF — Ravens

Additional musings on individual games in the notes.

[cadillacjohnf1]

highkey this little guy was the real Driver of the Day... p16 to p4 AND one of just 2 rookies to finish the race? Impressive

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A sprint weekend on an unfamiliar track poses another huge challenge for the rookies. I’m excited to see how Antonelli and the other rookies do.

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What are you Doohan all the way over there buddy!?!

[shuntedmate]

So, I did another one. The 2025 F1 Season Beginner's Guide. Genuinely honoured that a few people requested it and sorry for all the mistakes I've missed. Please enjoy the many recycled jokes from last year and the 2025 exclusive slide "Paddock Pets".

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Funny and accurate. @clownsgobeepbeep @post-itpenny