All Of My Favorite Things, I Gave Them To You

She/they You’re in the war but the end is in sight now

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I'm not sure which one I should choose.

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it's finally happening!!!!!

LMFAOOO

[kickedouttape]

standing ovation!

[anonymous-jett]

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See a bonus costume on Facebook

[sridevi]

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[vespertineflora]

so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”

and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”

he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”

and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.

everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me

and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.

[heartsofblood]

31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN  — DAY 5 ↳ SCREAM — dir. Wes Craven

[amiahotcakeyet]

i didn’t know there was a playground on the children’s hospital!

[stuart-townsend]

Gong Yoo in 오징어 게임 (Squid Game) — 1×01 “Red Light, Green Light”

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[huffylemon]

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me and my 60 year old work best friend

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the calm before the storm

[freakazxid]

this caption has no business being that funny