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MDZS Fic Compilation

Well it's OFFICIAL. I have over 40 complete MDZS fanfictions posted on AO3, including a host of wangxian and 3zun (all combos)! I made some nice, summarized list of my fics to date, for easy browsing:

WangXian

3zun I’ll be trying to keep these lists updated as I continue writing :)

#wangxian #3zun #xiyao #nieyao #nielan #mdzs #cql #wrote a thing #vesper posts

netsiraphop

kermit-jumping-off-building.gif

#cuties!!!!!!!#netjj

maxknightley

I think as your job satisfaction gets lower and lower you should gain access to an increasingly broad and powerful suite of forbidden magic

#yeah #i want the power to compel the leadership team to TURN IN THEIR EXPENSE REPORTS

violet-phoenix-nebula

This is easily the most interesting take I've ever seen discussing why the older generations seem to struggle so much with the discussions and changes with gender identity, and I think it's absolutely worth reading.

Obviously it doesn't cover 100% of intolerant people, but I think it explains a decent chunk tbh.

#interesting #queer tag

minotauri

if u ever think ur being overly petty and bitter just remember there once was a portuguese prince whose dad assassinated the woman he loved & when he became king he literally had her body exhumed & placed upon the throne as his queen & forced the portuguese nobility (aka most of his father’s supporters) to pledge their alliance to her & kiss the hem of her clothes so that they would “render her when dead that homage which she had not received in her life” (x)

m3rcykill

WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN GET THESE STORIES FROM???! DO YOU LIKE MAKE THEM UP OR SMTH??!

minotauri

yeah… or i’m portuguese and know my history

starkchesters

okay so like, this is one of my favorite parts of Portuguese history

and it’s not because I have the same name as her or anything (even tho it’s definitely a factor - because how cool is that?!? - and I kinda used - and sometimes still use, let’s be real here - that as an excuse to call myself a queen because reASONS and shut up you would do the same)

but because that shit is like the stuff of legends and there is a whole myth surrounding their love story and the supposed place where she was killed - on the king’s orders near a fountain in the farm where she secretly lived with prince Pedro - because there’s a red stain there and it’s said that when she was stabbed she cried for the king’s men to spare her children (if memory serves me right) and her tears landed on the fountain and turned red because she was terribly devastated and in pain thinking only of her children and how she was going to leave them without a mother when in the last moments of her life…

and also, you know that prince? before he did that thing when he exhumed her just to make her ~officially~ his queen - and have everyone who ever opposed to them and their love kiss her clothes to pay her homage and the respect she did not have in life?? like that shit savage bro - he did another thing, even more savage than that

he searched the whole country for the two dudes who stabbed her (there was a third but I think he died or smth), even went to spain because one of them fled the country after the king died, and he fucking RIPPED their hearts out (one from the front and one from the back, because Inês was stabbed from both sides too) and tortured them in public, y'know, as you do

and that, my dear friends, is why the story of Pedro and Inês is considered one of the best love stories on our country (and I would say the world too because that shit better than anything Shakespeare or Nicholas Sparks ever wrote and it was fucking real)

my boy Pedro didn’t fuck around when you fucked with his lady, and you lyin’ if you say you don’t want you a freak like this - this Extra™, this ride or die, this savage - when it comes to love.

listen up, girls and boys, take note: follow their example and get yourselves a freak who would crown you queen after you were killed

TL;DR: basically Portuguese history has the best love story in the world and its the most savage thing you could imagine. go look it up - the story of Pedro and Inês. *mic drop*

dangermousie

Reblogging to add even more awesome contest to a previous reblog

momo-de-avis

People thinking this is fake is genuinely why I insist there is more history outside BBC shows about the Tudors. Yall are missing on some prime telenovela shit here on the little iberian peninsula

#history

dankxsinatra

American naturalization test

#i've never even been to an innout or whataburger #and i STILL got them right wtf #burgers #america

unhinged-kitten

i’m “house phone” years old

melxncholymermxid

I'm "family computer" years old

s-nnoh

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

sonicxshadowgenerations

:) every pokemon is someone's favorite

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

frogliftcertified

OK 👍 that is helps

derinthescarletpescatarian

The biggest secret I discovered about writing, and you can see the quality jump between early Curse Words and late Curse Words/TTOU based almost entirely on this, is that you can just go to the next thing. Very early on I used to be all "ok but we have to properly bridge and pace things, we can't jump from the important classroom scene to the important beach scene" yes you can. If nothing interesting or relevant is happening between those two things you can just say "ten minutes later, at the beach" and keep going. If the bridge between them is boring you, it's also gonna bore the audience, and you don't have to write it. You can jump straight to the next interesting or important part and so long as you don't actually jump over any important parts it's fine. The audience wants to get straight to the next thing too.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#writing ref#YES. YES. YES. YES. THIS.#i used to write long boring walking scenes 'because it took them weeks to get there!'#NO. TWO WEEKS LATER. THEY'RE THERE.#write fun stuff ONLY

Exactly!

I learned this from The Good Place btw. They were speedrunning 3 seasons' worth of content per season and I saw that and was like "oh, this is way batter actually. Why draw it out."

#writing #scene transitions

hipsternumbertwo

He's gonna be a star!

#i cackled #smosh

trashworldblog

daniel craig plays with masculinity in a way i only see queer people do. this isnt me calling him queer, this is me congratulating him for his efforts. his queerness or lack thereof of is none of my business. if he isnt queer he should be proud of himself for putting in the work of exploring masculinity in a way that makes most cishet men scared.

#exactly #daniel craig queer tag

kabber

something i really liked about project hail mary is that Rocky and Grace are both equally out of their depth and about as competent as the other. theyre both the smart one. theyre both total dumbasses. neither knows whats going on. they both think the other is an idiot baby. they both admire the other's intelligence so much.

#project hail mary