Basically me.

Slaying the hash-slinging slasher like nobody's business and kickin ass at the same time. Gay as fuck and bipolar. I have a certain angst for junk food.. Fun garbage. Lady tater tot. An old Hot Pocket. Whore of Babylon because... #ladyanus Your local neighbourhood Porygon I AM STRESS EATING WEINERS.

[junkfoodcinemas]

M3GAN (2023) dir. Gerard Johnstone

[les-beaux-mecs]

Les Hommes Qui Passent

[koolkidsplayground]

Fun at the airport. Spotted on my way from sfo>mco The pic does him no justice. So big. I spotted him while he was walking and it was definitely a sight to see 🍆💦👅

@kool_kid89

[fortheloveofmen11-deactivated20]

GIANT SOFT COCK:  Horse hung stud filmed on iPhone in a business meeting.

[nycspybulge]

Jesus @fortheloveofmen11

[aireina]

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

[spacehunter-m]

fred likes to say tréasure

[sirobvious]

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

[furbearingbrick]

i’ve been looking for this post for SO long

[fairweathermyth]

Words of Wisdom with Alexis Rose

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

“I killed Chin the Conqueror. A horrible tyrant, Chin was expanding his army to all corners of the continent. When they came to the neck of the peninsula where we lived, he demanded our immediate surrender. I warned him that I would not sit passively while he took our home, but he did not back down. On that day, we split from the mainland. I created Kyoshi Island so that my people would be safe from invaders.”

— AVATAR KYOSHI 

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[2000ish]

[rosarrie]

a bunny’s rainy day out

[eued-deactivated20150907]

[rob-pattinson]

TOM HOPPER The Umbrella Academy Season 2 | Official Date Announce | Netflix

[spideyyeet]

Okay I’m so attracted to Jonathan Groff I can’t even tell you. I had a very smutty dream about him and Lin-Manuel Miranda and I kinda wanna post it but idk what do you think

Hehehehhehehehehhehe he has a boyfriend tho😪😪 but u should watch Mindhunter and the first 3 seasons of Glee if u like him hehehehe

[methhomework]

[schuylering]

AMAZING

[on-the-lamb-deactivated20180415]

It is a well known fact that Latin is the true language of the gays

[espill]

in Spain, “entender” (to understand), is very much used in the same way. “Ella entiende” = she understands = she is a lesbian

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

*points at girl* does she…you know….understand??

[pupey]