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Heidi (she/her), 18 / All I ever do is read books & forget to reply to messages

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me during the robot uprising: this is so sad Alexa please show mercy

[long-ago-1234567890]

im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i noticed it doesnt have any pronouns or genders mentioned in the song… bi anthem

[long-ago-1234567890]

jason mraz:  Well open up your mind and see like me Open up your plans and damn you’re free Look into your heart and you’ll find love love love love Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing We are just one big family And it’s our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

me:

[bassiter]

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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

[fakepunk2008-deactivated2019081]

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[blcckwidows]

heidi - a simpsons connaisseur

can i put this on my resume?

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[onceiwashere]

Everything in the world is about sex, except for misattributing random quotes to Oscar Wilde for no reason, which is about power 

[jperalta]

Age Test

this is so cool! add your real and mental age in the tags :)

[marvellegends]

Wakandans + dancing;

[beatcroc]

THREE-DIMENSIONAL ALIGNMENT CHART

x-axis: lawful–neutral–chaotic y-axis: valid–dumbass–bastard z-axis: unit–bitch–motherfucker

[beatcroc]

lawful: for better or worse, one bound to law, order, and retaining stability  neutral: no general inclination towards good or evil chaotic: hell raiser of various motives

valid: does their best and tries their hardest, usually for their greater good dumbass: for better or for worse, clueless. no leaning toward good or evil. bastard: a dick for the sake of being a dick

unit: gets through their problems and tolerates being wronged bitch:  gets through but makes a big deal about it motherfucker:  makes their problems other people’s problems

[sawkinator]

I present to you… the New Alignment Chart:

[bluearrow126]

Pynk bonus scene from Dirty Computer

[butchbetty]

[larndraws]

I’ve been watching Griffin McElroy’s Nuzlocke run, and I got kind of attached to this sweet bird. 

[turnitaround]

[gaysun-deactivated20230205]

and that’s the mood

[dinkywinks]

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours