till shit do us fart

tristan | 25 | animator | about | clips

[tropiyas]

this run club never starts at 8am and is always 15 minutes late I hate this shit

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]

[ballwizard]

little do we know pjackk is having an intense virtual adventure in the tumblr servers fighting for his life every day

[stingchronicity]

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

[tropiyas]

filipinos are the best singers in the world

[tropiyas]

adam driver when adam parker walks in

[finns-gifs]

[woman-becomer]

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

[swagophile]

"the ai bubble is really big amd scary and could have-" [hears the word Bubble and thibks about blowing bubbles and smiles so wide and gets really happy] do you want to play in the grass with me?

[kitties-of-flickr]

Wilma

1990

[transhuman-priestess]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[cryptotheism]

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[loveridden1999]

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[volumzyreo]

[rainbowrosegames]

SPLAT!!!!!!!!

[beatsmybongo]