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[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: i'll see you soon and we'll talk

[blckbarbree]

[ was going to leave him in read tbh but decided not to be petty ]

BREE: okay, love you

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: wow look at that, it's Maya's bed time and i gotta go read her a story JAKE: we haven't talked about us since that whole fight in hell, so we should do that, but not in texts

[blckbarbree]

BREE: fine

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: Bree... JAKE: i'm not about to go back and forth with you JAKE: either you're coming or you're not, simple as that

[blckbarbree]

BREE: am i your girlfriend?

BREE: and don't say that it's a dumb question. You've never said it so I'm just trying to figure out, definitively what we are in your head

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: are you coming or not?

[blckbarbree]

BREE: do you actually want me to go with you?

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: you can obviously come too

[blckbarbree]

BREE: I would hate to cramp your style on your special Houston trip

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: hmm, okay JAKE: i mean i want that too but that's obvious JAKE: i haven't mentioned it cause there's not one here, and since i'm not going back to Bama any time soon, i need an alternative and that's Houston JAKE: duh

[blckbarbree]

BREE: do you want me to go with you or is this a no non girlfriend trip?

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: it just does JAKE: no. are you?

[blckbarbree]

BREE: what could I be possibly hiding??

BREE: I thought you were going to ask for sex and instead you want to randomly go to Houston for a restaurant you have never mentioned

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: yes? JAKE: what's with the interrogation, Detective Benson?

[blckbarbree]

BREE: why does me asking two questions feel like about interrogation?

BREE: are you hiding something?

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: people i know?

[blckbarbree]

BREE: people you know in Houston?

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: disrespectful JAKE: i want to go to one of the Houston locations. i heard those are the best ones.

[blckbarbree]

BREE: heard from who?

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: good luck with that JAKE: i want some Pappadeaux

[blckbarbree]

BREE: I had to Google that. you want to go to a seafood restaurant chain?

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: same thing JAKE: but okay, if you wanna do this then i guess i'm in JAKE: don't play with me

[blckbarbree]

BREE: it's not the same thing

BREE: I want to do this. I'll text Eva tomorrow

BREE: I'm not, I am just trying to get some clarity on what kind of reward you want

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: weren't you in a whole ass fake relationship to appeal to your fans? JAKE: i better get rewarded for this too

[blckbarbree]

BREE: no. I was in a whole ass fake relationship to appeal to my parents

BREE: I'm not saying every fan I have is going to approve but no one I date is going to appease everyone

BREE: that depends on what kind of reward you want

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: i didn't say that, but you're the one with the social media brand so i just didn't think you'd ever be ready for that JAKE: of course you do JAKE: fine

[blckbarbree]

BREE: why? why would you think I would never be ready for that?

BREE: thank you 😊

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: ...oh? you really wanna do that? JAKE: but why does it matter if i do it or she does it? you're gonna get an answer either way

[blckbarbree]

BREE:... you don't?

BREE: bc I like when you do things for me

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: fine JAKE: festive pictures? like that cheesy shit couples do outside with fall leaves and shit? that is some palm colored behavior JAKE: you know you can text Maya and just have her tell you this stuff, right? she probably already knows the answers

[blckbarbree]

BREE: ew no, Eva would never okay that going in my instagram anyway. But I thought we could hard launch our relationship, make it official

BREE: and if I wanted Maya to do it, I would have but I want you to do it

[puckjake-deactivated20250503]

JAKE: i mean neither, but i don't need some flashy, expensive jewelry JAKE: exactly JAKE: we have to match? then you're picking out my fit and yours. thanks, babe JAKE: i'll sneak and find out later, then i'll let you know JAKE: i'm just bringing myself so you could too, or just bring dessert. i think Puck and his mom are covering everything else

[blckbarbree]

BREE: it's not flashy, its just a couple of basic chains, it's fine, you'll like them 😊

BREE: lbh I was going to anyway so you're welcome. also I will need a couple of festive pictures of us both we can take them before the day

BREE: yes, thank you 😘

BREE: Find out what desserts they would like while you're figuring out the wine