BLCKBEARDED

INDEPENDENT | SELECTIVE | FGO | BLACKBEARD WARNING: BLOG WILL BE NSFW, VIOLENT, AND CONTAIN A HUGE WEEB IN BOTH MUSE AND MUN. TRIGGERS TAGGED UPON REQUEST. LET'S FUCK SHIT UP.

[bentcrown]

       Please ♥ or  ↻ if interested in interacting with a Fate Zero / Stay Night Gilgamesh from Type Moon’s Fate series and I’ll check you out! 18+ only due to the series’ graphic nature.                                           Selective        Indie      oc friendly     About / Rules

[uranodioning]

“are you a top or a bottom?” i’m a threat

[sadistisms]

                         ✞ —-         “вєнσℓ∂, тнє ℓσя∂ cαмє ωιтн мαиу тнσυѕαи∂ѕ σf нιѕ                                            нσℓу σиєѕ, тσ єχєcυтє נυ∂gмєит υρσи αℓℓ, αи∂ тσ                                            cσиνιcт αℓℓ тнє υиgσ∂ℓу σf αℓℓ тнєιя υиgσ∂ℓу ∂єє∂ѕ                                            ωнιcн тнєу нανє ∂σиє ιи αи υиgσ∂ℓу ωαу, αи∂ σf                                            αℓℓ тнє нαяѕн тнιиgѕ ωнιcн υиgσ∂ℓу ѕιииєяѕ нανє                                            ѕρσкєи αgαιиѕт нιм.” | נυ∂є 14–15 

             independent | selective | nsfw | lazy | kirei kotomine from the fate series

[blckbearded-blog]

a question | out of character

HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE MAKE ICONS EASILY WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP. I JUST WANNA BE ABLE TO MAKE MY OWN ICONS LIKE AN ADULT SO SQUIRE DOESN’T HAVE TO. HELP ME FAM.

[it-started-over-drarry]

Listen I am aware canon exists like … I can see it. I just don’t…. como se dice…. give a shit. 

[saltyact]

 Like a BANSHEE on the wind, we’d sail the OCEAN wide

                          From the shoals of Yarmouth Bay to Newfoundland we’d go…

& we’d shout! SHOUT !  SHOUT ! - - -                           - - - SHOUT at the DEVIL down below.

                          Indie Blackbeard & Bartholomew Roberts of Typemoon Fate series.

[sadistisms]

unheroical‌:

            Ａｎｄ  ｉｔ  ｗａｓ  ｔｈｉｓ  ｅｐｉｐｈａｎｙ  ｔｈａｔ                   ｓｈａｔｔｅｒｅｄ  ｔｈｅ  ｃｈａｉｎｓ  ｏｆ  ｈｉｓ               ｅｔｅｒｎａｌ  ｓｔｒｕｇｇｌｅ ．              Ｈｅ  ｗａｓ  ｔｈｅ  ＳＮＡＫＥ  ｒａｉｓｅｄ  ｉｎ                                 ｔｈｅ  ｎｅｓｔ  ｏｆ  ＤＯＶＥＳ ．                ＧＯＲＧＩＮＧ  ｈｉｍｓｅｌｆ  ｏｎ  ｗｈｉｔｅ  ｆｅａｔｈｅｒｓ ．                                Ｔｉｌｌ  ｅｖｅｒｙ  ｐｅｅｐ  ｗｅｎｔ  ｑｕｉｅｔ． 

[saltyact]

In the still of the night Blackbeard enters Robert's room. He uses his overwhelming strength and prowess to move across the room, into Roberr's bed and behind him, keeping him pressed down into his own covers. His mouth finds the other' exposed neck and bites down, fake plastic vampire teeth squishing awkwardly into his gums as he does so.

              Blackbeard would find himself rather lucky. The moment he entered the room no hail of gunfire would greet him.Instead, the other captain had enjoyed himself a little too much when he had gotten himself into the Chaldea’s bar. It left Roberts in a practically comatose state, it was a miracle he managed to make his drunken way back to his room to begin with. But somehow he had– and haphazardly he laid where he fell against the bed still completely dressed in his uncharacteristically disheveled attire. Lightly snoring– Roberts is none-the-wiser when the weight of Blackbeard’s frame makes his bed creak beneath him. He mumbles something, body shifting in a little stretch before he starts to roll over a little onto his arm.

It is in this moment that something abruptly shatters the blurry dream Roberts was having, an annoying pinch against his neck makes the icy blue eyes slowly start to peel open. Vision blurry in the dark as the sleep starts to drain from the pirate’s mind. 

                                                ❛❛ — - ℍm…? ❜❜

Why does his neck feel wet and warm? A chill suddenly trickles down the curve of the Rider’s spine and suddenly realization floods his vision. BLACKBEARD??? HUNCHED OVER HIM?? DOING SOMETHING QUESTIONABLE? The hand tucked beneath his pillow suddenly tightens against his tucked away pistol, wrenching the weapon up to press the cold metal to a patch of skin beneath the other servant’s jaw. 

        ❛❛ YAH BEAST,I knew you’d try to steal me’ life when I’d least expect it—             This gives me the perfect excuse to keelhaul you– make ya’ drink the             brine ya’ squirrelly bast–  ❜❜

Ah. What. Was. That. Sticking out awkwardly from Blackbeard’s lips– a pair of…goofy…looking…fangs? Slowly he blinks, pistol barrel still nestled against the big oaf’s jugular. Was this….a prank? A joke? H-He’s speechless. So he does the only thing he can do, BLURTING OUT THE FIRST QUESTION THAT CAME TO MIND !

      ❛❛  DID YOU JUST BITE ME? ❜❜

[blckbearded-blog]

               At first he feels quite clever, sneaking in unannounced his                 footsteps and the creak of the door each having gone                 unnoticed. He’s equally pleased that he gets into the bed                 and into position without causing the other to stir. Really                 he is something of an oaf but he does what he can when                 he needs to be subtle.                 ‘specially cause Barts is a wily one who would run him                through with his own blade if he were keen on the idea.                 Still the temporary swell of pride vanishes soon as it comes                because mere seconds have passed between fake teeth                 making contact with soft skin and a gun pressing right up                 against his chin. 

               The older pirate’s eyes widen, mouth going slack so that he                 can disengage and pull back. He’s not interested in being                 shot even if he’s quite certain he can be summoned good                 as new if Master-sensei so desires it!                                         “ Wʜᴏᴀ ʜᴀɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʏ ! Tᴡᴀs ᴏɴʟʏ ᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇ!                                          Iꜰ I’ᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜ sʟᴇᴘᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɢᴜɴ I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅᴀ                                          ᴄʀᴀᴡʟᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ’s ʙᴇᴅ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ! ”                               He scrambles backwards, away from the handsomely annoyed                captain quick as he can. But even then he can’t help but continue               on speaking, likely to his detriment.                                        “ Rᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴀʏ ᴛʜɪs ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴍᴇss ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ                                         ꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ ! Iꜰ I ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ                                         ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙɪᴛᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ sʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ                                         ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴠᴜʟɴᴇʀᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʙᴏᴏᴢᴇ ! ”

[sanzenxsekai-deactivated2020072]

     “So Blackbeard is more Roberts type, huh? Who’da thunk he’d be into bears?”

[blckbearded-blog]

                                    “ Wʜᴏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ ʜɪᴍ ʟᴀss? Lᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ I'ᴠᴇ                                       ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴏꜰꜰᴇʀ! AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!                                       I'ᴍ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ sɴᴀᴄᴋ! ”

[blckbearded-blog]

[blckbearded-blog]

Kink(s): Orgies and big breasts

Hell No | No | Not Particularly | Wouldn’t Make Ya Walk the Plank | Aye | Double Aye! | What are we wasting time here for?Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both?  

                                  “ Nᴏᴛ sᴜʀᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ’ᴠᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀᴛ sᴇᴀ ʟᴀᴅ                                                       ʙᴜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛs ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜᴍ ɪs ꜰʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ꜰʀᴇᴇʟʏ                                                 ʜᴀɴᴅs ʙᴇɢɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴀɴᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇʟʟ… ”          

Hell No | No | Not Particularly | Wouldn’t Make Ya Walk the Plank | Aye | Double Aye! | What are we wasting time here for?

                                  “ Nᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ’s ᴀ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ ! A                                                       ᴍᴀɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪs ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ sᴀʏ ɴᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴀɪʀ                                                         ᴏꜰ ᴊᴜɢs ʀᴇɢᴀʀᴅʟᴇss ᴏꜰ sɪᴢᴇ ʙᴜᴛ… Oꜰᴛᴇɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇs                                                     ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʙᴏᴏᴢᴇ ɪs ᴍᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ ɪᴛ’s sᴍᴀʟʟ                                                     ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪᴛ’s ᴀʙᴜɴᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ ! Iꜰ ʏᴀ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ                                                   ᴍʏ ᴍᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ !                                                                                                           Nᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀ sᴇɴsɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴘᴀɪʀ ᴏꜰ ɴɪᴘs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴏʀᴛᴜʀᴇ                                             ɪs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴀ ᴅᴇʟɪɢʜᴛ ! ”    

[blckbearded-blog]

"Alright, Blackie, we're gonna ask about kinks. What do you think of tied up Demon Kings... like me~?"

Hell No | No | Not Particularly | Wouldn’t Make Ya Walk the Plank | Aye | Double Aye! | What are we wasting time here for?Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

                                    “ Sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʙᴜᴛ sᴜᴄʜ ᴠᴜʟɢᴀʀ ɪᴍᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴs !                                       S’ɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴀɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ᴘɪɴᴋ !                                       Sᴛɪʟʟ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ, ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴜsᴇ                                                                        ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ! ”                                

[benefitcrhazard-blog]

Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.

Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants | Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

[blckbearded-blog]

ryogai·:

“Blackbeard, I’m serious.. I didn’t alter your results in the least and there is no way for me to do so. Also, Roberts tried again and won.. Just thought I’d let you know. I hope you are enjoying your prize at least.”

                                     “ Wʜᴀᴅᴅʏᴀ ᴍᴇᴀɴ Rᴏʙᴇʀᴛs ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ? Tʜᴀᴛ’s ɴᴏᴛ                                        ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ!! Hᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ꜰᴏᴏᴛsᴛᴇᴘs! Tʜᴀᴛ’s                                        ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ!! ”                                  His words are muffled by the plastic fangs and when he resorts                to pouting it’s hard to tell that’s what’s happening as well with                 the space the teeth take up in his mouth. 

[blckbearded-blog]

bothering the gorgon || maledicti-oculi

in regards to this post by @maledicti-oculi

                                     “ Tʀᴀsʜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ʙᴇɴᴇꜰɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ sᴏ                                        ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴀʏᴇ? ”                                   Clearly he doesn’t understand the implication, instead he seems                 set on continuing to prod at her hair, going so far as to twirl one                 strand around his finger.                  Being a man that has set his own beard on fire on more than one                 occasion means he doesn’t have such a strong sense of self                 preservation. 

[saltyact]

     ❛❛ —- ℍeh.❜❜

[ryogai]

@blckbearded replied to your post: @blckbearded Blackbeard participating! Attempt ¼…

THANK YOU M'LADY

“I-I didn’t do anything, Blackbeard! It was all up to luck and how you navigated the maze..”

[blckbearded-blog]

                                      “ Yᴇᴀʜ, ʏᴇᴀʜ, ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ Mᴀsᴛᴇʀ I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ! Yᴏᴜ                                         ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ                                         ɢᴇᴛ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴏɴ ʟᴏsɪɴɢ. Bᴜᴛ                                         I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡɪɴ                                         ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ I’ᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏsᴛ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ. Bᴜᴛ.... I’ʟʟ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ                                         ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ... ”                                    He then proceeds to shove the plastic teeth into his mouth.