Meep Meep. Motherfuckers.

I'm sorry i ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

“Oh my gosh, my dildo” 😂😂

[lovethyhippie]

Naaaaw lmao

[sluttis]

LMAOOO

[nesija]

ok but that old white lady a real one

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

[they-fae]

I like the sound of your grandmother.

[cut-the-crap-im-sleepless-deact]

[shuwfalqamar]

humans are so Loud and for What

[ruinedchildhood]

[zackancodeine]

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

[noranbit-deactivated20180511]

Chaotic Good Boy

[paprika]

[outofcontextarthur]

[depsidase]

[magentagram-deactivated20130915]

donna figured out what she wanted to do

[jesusscrying]

[rav-aged-deactivated20180522]

This is all the matters

[bleachedshit]

how old are you?

17 HUE

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[carrionbeast]

Jaws is the hero of the movie Jaws. They wouldn’t name the movie after him if he wasn’t.

[carrionbeast]

rewatching jaws i realize I am correct, Jaws is the hero for eating these Martha’s Vineyard fucks and the true villain is, i guess, capitalism

[poison-liker]

let’s hear it for jaws the shark from the movie jaws

[sofarawayy-deactivated20210922]

Yes this is happening. Yes this has been happening. Now can people stop speaking in hypotheticals, “saying we don’t want another *insert historical atrocity here* , and be there to support water protectors experiencing this right now?

[myuuzaki]