Queen of the Crocodiles

Haley. Curmudgeon. Lesbian. if you're a transphobe get fucked . literally 36. My art blog is Heliacide.tumblr.com 

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[l3irdl3rain]

accidentally caught Bug on video licking Bianca’s butt

[dappermouth]

And then you had that dream again.

[thecindercrow]

Widow's Bay 1.05 What To Expect On Your Trip

[notaplaceofhonour]

Was anyone gonna tell me Chris Fleming was in Widow’s Bay or was I just supposed to find that out from a gifset on tumblr dot com

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[justclownin]

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[mimiadraws]

forgot to post these here. tears of the kingdom+long term nuclear waste storage warnings

[mimiadraws]

reblogging now that the game is real!

[carrionbeast]

I like playing a male Dunmer as the Nerevarine, because I like the idea that what if he looks exactly like Nerevar, and the Ordinators are hassling him despite wearing a helmet of his face.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[galindatopland]

imagine that you've just watched a show about women. lots of them. all the mcs and majority of the side characters are women. it's just wall to wall women. you go into the tag of the show. what's the top post?

unnamed fictional man with approximately 7 seconds of screentime

photoshoot of the actor who plays the unnamed man

unnamed fictional man x reader

the actor who plays the unnamed fictional man x reader

somehow a different show with the actor who plays the unnamed fictional man

Voting ended onMay 28

[fucxingcuties]

[darkwood-sleddog]

“Red flags for talking animal accounts” posted by the OG button talking dog person like girl okay. You are all red flags but go off.

[blueboyluca]

I had to check if this is real LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Girl you invented this whole bullshit!

[stephexmachina]

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

[stephexmachina]

AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️

[stephexmachina]

it is about being a woman. hope that helps!

[vibrantstarfire]

reading comprehension questions for the notes:

is wanting to be a wife and mother a requirement for being a woman?

why might OP be annoyed with replies assuming that this post is about being aroace or transmasc if a woman doesn’t want to be a wife or mother?

are there reasons unrelated to sexuality and romantic interest that might make a woman not want to be a wife or mother?

are there reasons unrelated to gender identity and expression that might make a woman not want to be a wife and mother?

core concept: what is gender essentialism?

is it gender essentialism to imply that all women inherently want to be wives and mothers? could this be what OP is critiquing?

look at the notes OP responds to. is it gender essentialism to imply that being a wife and mother is so affixed to womanhood that to not want to be those things means you’re incapable of sexual/romantic feelings, or not a woman?

what trait are you perpetuating when you assume that women who do not want to be wives and mothers must be aroace or trans? is it gender essentialism?

[targetedknowledge]

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[missandryifyourenasty]

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

[notogdenjesse]

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

[missandryifyourenasty]

!!!!!!

[bioluminescently-unfolding]

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.