bleach's bad brain thoughts

mostly dumb stuff with the occassional attempt at serious stuff. seriously just unfiltered autism

[bleachsbadbrainthoughts]

Good morning

Light is all you have behind those eyes

Good afternoon

Your back aches, you wonder if any of this is worth it

Good evening

It wasn’t. What are you supposed to do now?

Good night

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Docking with our tracheostomy tubes

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instead of a friend holding your hair back while you puke, they're holding your bush back while you pee

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She owen on my beru till I-

*bursts into flame leaving behind two skeletons*

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Piss kink but it's gasoline and I set you on fire

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Lightbulb sized doorknob so when you put it in your mouth you have to take a whole-ass door to the ER. Or I guess you could get the doorknob cut out the door like a poser

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Fisting and using the prostate as a speedbag

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Everyone knows flossing their teeth with her bush, but I'm over here washing my dishes with it.

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Using a stick of dynamite as a double ended dildo

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If I got phineas gage'd I'd let someone tap the hole

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Tramp stamp that says "this space for rent"

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Oooh weee oooh

I look just like kurt cobain

Oh oh

And you're courtney fuckin love

I don't care what all's left for you to find today

I don't care bout that

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Water gun full of spit for long range disrespect

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I need to find someone who loves me as much as I hate oat milk

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Or myself, it's basically even

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I need to find someone who loves me as much as I hate oat milk

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Hanging around idiots with fireworks so I can eat their fingers when they blast em off. Camping the munchy spawn

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If sucking dick tasted like mangoes everyone would be gay