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Please take note that whenever I do get online, I tend to post a lot. There might be occasional bursts of food posts/text/replies as well. Please follow at your own discretion. You have been warned. ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

[lucyvallely]

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Do you remember the 21st night of September?

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

theyre so good holy shit

the nuances in the movement

the two dancers who are in the center

they have no inhibitions

they have no problems in life

what is this

why is this the happiest video i have ever seen?

[starline]

In the queue since Jan. :D 

[bob-belcher]

[eritated]

sleepy bunchos

[melonmemes]

Life or death

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

ELLEN’S FACE IS EVERY LESBIAN

[nickyflowers]

Visit Original Link

if my pitched-down, chopped-up remix of the wii shop channel theme gets stuck in ur head as much as the original gets stuck in mine, then i’ve accomplished my goal. if not then fuck u

[dreamofhircine]

[jelloapocalypse]

This is the character select theme for the chillest arcade cabinet racing game where every level takes place at 2am in the most inexplicably neon-lit city. Any time you crash into another object it just makes a satisfying “ding!” sfx that layers on top of the music.

[cranesketch]

Family photo? 

[ontopofgravity]

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

[teakayblog]

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

[welele]

[palmpetals]

201x

[marsoid]

little bad memory things

[leeleeleelee]

[thebibliosphere]

@blindpandabear

[becausebirds]

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Human: *attempts typing*

Birbs: >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V

[thingstoshowdan]

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

[lofispirit-blog]

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

[tharook]

a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

[porterr-robinson]

[materassassino]

galviron:

this…is advanced brittish….

*weeping* finally… a reason to be proud of this damn country

[babyanimalgifs]

the best thing you will see all year

[notglacier]

you know this fucking tune

[stuffmikeclicked]

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.