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tell the gods i stole the sun | acab | little hoes dni

[tlirsgender]

If you like men in a gay way your number one duty is to confound lesbians with your taste

[tlirsgender]

If you show a lesbian a guy you think is hot and she's not like "HIM????" You're not doing it right

[the-queen-of-saigon]

[catasters]

[blibbywilde]

-disgruntled and clearly only recently awake voice- im fine as hell who want me

[exitwound]

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

[pepegle]

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

[hannahlockillustration]

When You Were Small.

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

They said it couldn't be done: this gay guy is going to bed early

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

oh my god your new cat is a little baby....based

wwh huh

[ballwizard]

love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.

[ballwizard]

artist rendition

[todaysbird]

the zone-tailed hawk is a medium-sized member of the buteo genus of hawks. they are primarily black in color, with grey and white barring on the underside of their wings and tail. they appear similar to the common black hawk, but they are more slender and have more pointed wings. they hold an unusual flight pattern for a hawk, swooping slowly; even experienced birdwatchers can mistake them for turkey vultures. it’s theorized that this helps them hunt, as potential prey may mistake them for a harmless vulture.

[localvoidcat]

goodnight strange homosexuals in my device i will see you all tomorrow if the fog doesn’t get me

[rickybabyboy]

Thay turned my body into Dr pepper ahhhhhhhh

[sacred-portal]

[memorycycle]

this is our most destructive weapon yet

[abracadaze]

guy who can taste cilantro just fine but doesn’t particularly like it falls in love with guy who eats cilantro specifically because it tastes like soap to him