OhGodWh3r34r3MyGl4ss3s

My N4m3 1s K4n4y4 M4ry4m, Wh4t 4 Pl34sur3 1t 1s To M33t You! [[for more info, please check the headcanons page or about the au]]

[thereaperspet-blog]

H3llo, 1t S33ms 4s Though 1v3 W4nd3r3d 1nto Your N3ck Of Th3 Woods. C4r3 For 4 Ch4t?

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0H,̷ ͏SH͢IT,͠ ͢K̵A͏N̶AY̸A͡!̡H́EL͟L0͘. ̕I͠ ́S͏H0U̡L̛D͟ ͢PR0B̕A̴B̕L͢Y ͜I̸N͞ŢR͝0DUC̷E ̡MY͏S̀ELF SH0̧ULDN͟’̕T I? ̀T̀AR͘K̀A̸T VA̕NT́AS̨,͜ A͢T Y0̷UR SERV͘I̴CE. ͢I ̷D0 B͏ELI̵EVE͟ ̕Y0̢U ̷A̢R̀E͢ 0͜N͟ F͠A̴MÍL̴I͡A̕R̀ ́T̢ERMS͜ WITH̛ M̛Y ̢H́0ŞT - KA͠RKA̸T? ̸

[blindishseamstress]

1ts V3ry N1c3 To M33t You T4rk4t. I S33 Th3r3 1s No N33d To 1ntroduc3 Mys3lf. Could You T3ll M3 Wh3r3 4bout Th1s 1s?

[thereaperspet-blog]

UH͏.͢ ͏ẂHER̴E ͟AB̧0U̸T…̸0͝H!̸ WE̡’RE̡ A͞B̨0UT̛ F̧IV̢E͠ ͢MIN͢UT͢E͞S͡ ĄW҉A͞Y ̷FR0̨M TH҉E͝ D͏0͝C̴K̕S͠ 0̵F ̕H͜A͢M͡M̡ITS. ̨T̵H͏A͏T̀ IS͞, TH́E LA̛R̢GEST S̴ETTL̵EM̸ENT 0̸F̕ T͏R0LLS ͢A̛ND ̕H͜U҉M͢ANS. ͢M͞Y CHAR̴GE͜S͘ HI͟VE̵ ͠I͠S͢ THER̨E͜. WH̕E͜R͏E̸ E̵X͟ACT͠LY WE̢R͜E͞ ̀Y0U̵ H͘EÀDING ̷T̨H͢A͜T Y͝0U E͘NḐE̡D̵ UP HERE ̢A̛N͘YW̢AY̢S? D0N̕’͟T Y0U̴ L͞IVE̴ ̵0͟N̛ T͠HE ̢TR͠0L̶LIA҉N ̶H͘AL͞F 0F ̡ŢH͟E ҉P̨L̴AN̢E̛T ͠N0R͟MALL̶Y̶?̧

[blindishseamstress]

4h, Y3s, 1 Do L1v3 On Th3 Troll S1d3 Of Th3 Pl4n3t, But 1 Oft3n W4nd3r 4round 1n S34rch Of N3w Dy3s 4nd F4br1cs!

[thereaperspet-blog]

H3llo, 1t S33ms 4s Though 1v3 W4nd3r3d 1nto Your N3ck Of Th3 Woods. C4r3 For 4 Ch4t?

…

0H,̷ ͏SH͢IT,͠ ͢K̵A͏N̶AY̸A͡!̡H́EL͟L0͘. ̕I͠ ́S͏H0U̡L̛D͟ ͢PR0B̕A̴B̕L͢Y ͜I̸N͞ŢR͝0DUC̷E ̡MY͏S̀ELF SH0̧ULDN͟’̕T I? ̀T̀AR͘K̀A̸T VA̕NT́AS̨,͜ A͢T Y0̷UR SERV͘I̴CE. ͢I ̷D0 B͏ELI̵EVE͟ ̕Y0̢U ̷A̢R̀E͢ 0͜N͟ F͠A̴MÍL̴I͡A̕R̀ ́T̢ERMS͜ WITH̛ M̛Y ̢H́0ŞT - KA͠RKA̸T? ̸

[blindishseamstress]

1ts V3ry N1c3 To M33t You T4rk4t. I S33 Th3r3 1s No N33d To 1ntroduc3 Mys3lf. Could You T3ll M3 Wh3r3 4bout Th1s 1s?

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

That’s Helpful„, Wwe Should Make This A Game, You Ask A Question, I Ask A Question, So Since I Just Asked A Question You Can Ask Me One

[blindishseamstress]

Hmm… W3ll 1 Dont H4v3 4ny Good Qu3st1ons. L3ts S33… Wh4t Stuff Should 1 B3 4sk1ng 4bout?

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

No Rules For Noww„, I Mean Nothin Is Off A The Table, Howw About I Start,? Wwhat Wwas One Of The Hardest Things You Had To Go Through„,?

[blindishseamstress]

Hmmm... Th4ts 4 Tough Qu3st1on. 1 Th1nk 1t W4s My nF1rst 3ncount3r W1th Som3on3 Who Wor3 Socks W1th Sandl3s. Just K1d1ng! Th3 H4rd3st Th1ng 1 H4d To Go Through W4s Los1ng My H1v3. 1 Know Th4t Do3snt S33ms To B4d, But 1 H4d Qu1t3 Th3 Numb3r Of Th1ngs Th4t M34nt 4 Lot To M3... 1 Now L1v3 Ov3r My Shop, 1f You W3r3 Wond3r1ng.

[blindishseamstress]

Pl34s3 F33l Fr33 To M3ss4g3 M3. 1 H4v3nt H4d 4ny M3ss4g3s 4dr3ss3d To M3 Y3t.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

That’s A Good Wway To Look At It I Guess„, Howw Do You Evven Stay So Optimistic All The Time 

[blindishseamstress]

Most Of Th3 T1m3, 3v3n 1 Dont Know

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

That’s Helpful„, Wwe Should Make This A Game, You Ask A Question, I Ask A Question, So Since I Just Asked A Question You Can Ask Me One

[blindishseamstress]

Hmm... W3ll 1 Dont H4v3 4ny Good Qu3st1ons. L3ts S33... Wh4t Stuff Should 1 B3 4sk1ng 4bout?

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

I Wwill Keep That In Mind„, At Least Theres One PErson I Havven’t Entirely Blowwn It Wwith

[blindishseamstress]

You H4v3nt ‘3nt1r3ly Blown 1t’ W1th Th3 Oth3rs. Th3y N33d T1m3, 4nd W1ll Com3 B4ck Wh3n Th3y F33l R34dy.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

That’s A Good Wway To Look At It I Guess„, Howw Do You Evven Stay So Optimistic All The Time 

[blindishseamstress]

Most Of Th3 T1m3, 3v3n 1 Dont Know

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

Do You Evver Feel That Wway„,?

[blindishseamstress]

Som3t1m3s. Usu4lly 1t H4pp3ns 4ft3r 4 F1ght, Or Wh3n 1v3 B33n 4lon3 For To Long. F33l Fr33 To T4lk To M3 1f You F33l Th4t W4y!

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

I Wwill Keep That In Mind„, At Least Theres One PErson I Havven’t Entirely Blowwn It Wwith

[blindishseamstress]

You H4v3nt '3nt1r3ly Blown 1t' W1th Th3 Oth3rs. Th3y N33d T1m3, 4nd W1ll Com3 B4ck Wh3n Th3y F33l R34dy.

[blindishseamstress]

1m Bor3d. Som3on3 Should T4lk To M3.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

That Sounds Excitin„, Not bein Demanin Or Anythin But Wwhen Can I Expect The Scarf An Cape Realistically,?

[blindishseamstress]

1n 4 W33k 4t 34rl13st.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

Wwoww Thats Surprisingly Early, Ypu probably Havve Wwork To Do Though So Should I Go„,?

[blindishseamstress]

Only 1f You W4nt To Go…

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

I Was Just Assumin You Wwanted Me To, Uh, Go„, Not Vvery Many People Wwant Me Around For Longer Than I Havve To Be There

[blindishseamstress]

W3ll Th3n Th3y Dont Know Who Th3yr3 M1ss1ng!

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

I Think You’re Just Sayin That So I Don’t„. Uh„, Feel Bad

[blindishseamstress]

Wh4t Would 1 G41n From Ly1ng? Hon3stly, Who Do You T4k3 M3 For?

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

I Don’t Knoww Sometimes I Think I Just Look For Reasons To Pity Myself„, I Should Really Stop„,

[blindishseamstress]

1m Sorry You F33l Th4t W4y.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

Do You Evver Feel That Wway„,?

[blindishseamstress]

Som3t1m3s. Usu4lly 1t H4pp3ns 4ft3r 4 F1ght, Or Wh3n 1v3 B33n 4lon3 For To Long. F33l Fr33 To T4lk To M3 1f You F33l Th4t W4y!

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

That Sounds Excitin„, Not bein Demanin Or Anythin But Wwhen Can I Expect The Scarf An Cape Realistically,?

[blindishseamstress]

1n 4 W33k 4t 34rl13st.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

Wwoww Thats Surprisingly Early, Ypu probably Havve Wwork To Do Though So Should I Go„,?

[blindishseamstress]

Only 1f You W4nt To Go…

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

I Was Just Assumin You Wwanted Me To, Uh, Go„, Not Vvery Many People Wwant Me Around For Longer Than I Havve To Be There

[blindishseamstress]

W3ll Th3n Th3y Dont Know Who Th3yr3 M1ss1ng!

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

I Think You’re Just Sayin That So I Don’t„. Uh„, Feel Bad

[blindishseamstress]

Wh4t Would 1 G41n From Ly1ng? Hon3stly, Who Do You T4k3 M3 For?

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

I Don’t Knoww Sometimes I Think I Just Look For Reasons To Pity Myself„, I Should Really Stop„,

[blindishseamstress]

1m Sorry You F33l Th4t W4y.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

That Sounds Excitin„, Not bein Demanin Or Anythin But Wwhen Can I Expect The Scarf An Cape Realistically,?

[blindishseamstress]

1n 4 W33k 4t 34rl13st.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

Wwoww Thats Surprisingly Early, Ypu probably Havve Wwork To Do Though So Should I Go„,?

[blindishseamstress]

Only 1f You W4nt To Go…

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

I Was Just Assumin You Wwanted Me To, Uh, Go„, Not Vvery Many People Wwant Me Around For Longer Than I Havve To Be There

[blindishseamstress]

W3ll Th3n Th3y Dont Know Who Th3yr3 M1ss1ng!

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

I Think You’re Just Sayin That So I Don’t„. Uh„, Feel Bad

[blindishseamstress]

Wh4t Would 1 G41n From Ly1ng? Hon3stly, Who Do You T4k3 M3 For?

[blindishseamstress]

[[ive got homework to do now, so see you guys later]]

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

That Sounds Excitin„, Not bein Demanin Or Anythin But Wwhen Can I Expect The Scarf An Cape Realistically,?

[blindishseamstress]

1n 4 W33k 4t 34rl13st.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

Wwoww Thats Surprisingly Early, Ypu probably Havve Wwork To Do Though So Should I Go„,?

[blindishseamstress]

Only 1f You W4nt To Go…

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

I Was Just Assumin You Wwanted Me To, Uh, Go„, Not Vvery Many People Wwant Me Around For Longer Than I Havve To Be There

[blindishseamstress]

W3ll Th3n Th3y Dont Know Who Th3yr3 M1ss1ng!

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

That Sounds Excitin„, Not bein Demanin Or Anythin But Wwhen Can I Expect The Scarf An Cape Realistically,?

[blindishseamstress]

1n 4 W33k 4t 34rl13st.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

Wwoww Thats Surprisingly Early, Ypu probably Havve Wwork To Do Though So Should I Go„,?

[blindishseamstress]

Only 1f You W4nt To Go...

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

High Collared„, Somethin Someone Wwith A Lot A Powwer Might, Uh, Wwear

[blindishseamstress]

4lr1ghty Th3n. 1 Sh4ll G3t To Work. B3sid3s Th4t, How H4s Your W33k B33n?

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

Its Been„, Uh„, Rather Unevventful, Howw About You,?

[blindishseamstress]

R4th3r Bor1ng, 4ctully… Not M4ny Trolls H4d T1m3 To T4lk. 1t W4d K1nd Of Lon3ly.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

That Sounds Excitin„, Not bein Demanin Or Anythin But Wwhen Can I Expect The Scarf An Cape Realistically,?

[blindishseamstress]

1n 4 W33k 4t 34rl13st.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

High Collared„, Somethin Someone Wwith A Lot A Powwer Might, Uh, Wwear

[blindishseamstress]

4lr1ghty Th3n. 1 Sh4ll G3t To Work. B3sid3s Th4t, How H4s Your W33k B33n?

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

Its Been„, Uh„, Rather Unevventful, Howw About You,?

[blindishseamstress]

R4th3r Bor1ng, 4ctully... Not M4ny Trolls H4d T1m3 To T4lk. 1t W4d K1nd Of Lon3ly.

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

H3llo 3r1d4n. 1ts B33n For3v3r S1nc3 W3 T4lk3d

I Guess You Could Say That, Although Wwe„, Um„, Don’t Really Have Much To Talk About, Howw Have You Been,

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

Wwhat About collared Wwith„, Uh„ Long Fabric Made Of Silk, Sophisticated In A Bronze Shade

[blindishseamstress]

4lr1ght, Bronz3, Soph1st1c4t3d, But Um, H1gh Cloll4r3d, Or Low Coll4r3d?

[bronzefishyprince-deactivated20]

High Collared„, Somethin Someone Wwith A Lot A Powwer Might, Uh, Wwear

[blindishseamstress]

4lr1ghty Th3n. 1 Sh4ll G3t To Work. B3sid3s Th4t, How H4s Your W33k B33n?