What the Seed Brothers Would Say as Guns for Hire
- Oh, how wise of a move that was.
- Let me tell you a story about my dear brother, John. When he was just a baby, I was holding him. Right in my arms to get him to fall asleep. Well, I was walking him back to his crib, and bumped his head on the doorframe. If you ask me, that's why he turned out the way he did. Not sadistic, or torturous. Stupid.
- You know what you're doing out here, don't you?
- I rarely threaten, but if you place me with Hurk, I might just have to shoot him. And you.
- Sinners are near. You can feel it, can't you?
- Once we accepted an invitation to Nick and Kim Rye's barbecue at their home. No one wanted to go, but I insisted we be kind to them. Jacob was in charge of bringing a side dish. Big mistake, really. He brought watery mac n cheese. I could tell immediately that Nick didn't like us. I blame Jacob for the Ryes not being involved in the project.
- I've got to say, I had wrong assumptions about you. I'm glad we could separate our differences and become friends.
- Call Jacob, he'll know what to do.
- I need to plan my next sermon, anyways.
- Dear God, have mercy on me!
- I'm knocking on Heaven's door!
- Joseph might tell you a story about him smacking my head against the wall when I was a baby. It's what started my insanity. He knocked something loose up there.
- Does... does Sharky really say that I want to sleep with you? And Adelaide? No, that's... that's crazy. No...
- Jacob always looked out for me when I was a kid. He still looks out for me now.
- Joseph is a good brother, but sometimes he gets on my nerves. "Stop torturing innocent people" this, and "You have to love them, John," that.
- Oh, the Henbane River. Sweet smell of Bliss and Sharky.
- I hope you drive better than you shoot (Yeah, Grace says it, but it's such a John thing)
- So, when the collapse comes, you wanna... bunk together? No, that's weird. Unless...
- I went to the testicle festival once. Don't tell Joseph.
- Back to my torture chamber
- I'd hate to be a bother, but... it seems that I've been SHOT!
- You don't help me, this is the LAST TIME I'm helping you!
- If this is my punishment, I'm sorry! I'll treat my people better!
- *Chanting* Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
- *After killing someone* they were weak anyways
- I tried my best to make that mac n cheese. I didn't wanna go, but I didn't wanna fuck up a chance at a strong family with us.
- *Humming* Only you... can make this world seem right...
- Seriously? This bear is your friend? It could be a judge- never mind. He's too nice. Weak.
- Train. Hunt. Kill. Sacrifice.
- Eli and I used to be good friends. Yup. He helped me build my armory. His bunker. But then he turned soft on me. Not what I expected from him.
- Just between you and me, I don't know if my brother really talks to God.
- A lot of people think I'm a cold hardass with no feelings. They're right.
- Culling the herd, it's what we do.
- Need another hand, call me.
- I'll be in the mountains, hunting.
- It's starting to [burn/hurt/sting] a little.
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