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hi john can we have a talk about your timing
My first WIP in a looong time, and my first serious digital piece. Yes, I'm doing it on a phone, I'm poor and don't have a tablet. 😞
My first WIP in a looong time, and my first serious digital piece. Yes, I'm doing it on a phone, I'm poor and don't have a tablet. 😞
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
it’s june
T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L
LEE IT’S JUNE
GAY HALLOWEEN TIME
Having 2 Seed Brothers as your Guns for Hire
JACOB AND JOSEPH
Joseph: Jacob, how many soldiers have you effectively trained this month?
Jacob: Enough.
Joseph: Jacob.
Jacob: Six.
Joseph: *dramatic sigh*
Joseph: Nick Rye! The same man that invited us-
Jacob: No one needs to hear the story, Joseph.
Joseph: But it's funny. Everyone in Hope County knows it.
Jacob: *whispers* Goddammit
Jacob: Joseph, do you really think God talks to you?
Joseph: It's the only explanation for the voice.
Jacob: You don't think it's just... your subconscious?
Joseph: If my subconscious is God, then yes.
Joseph: What do you think John is doing? His duties?
Jacob: As a herald? No. As a man? Yes.
Jacob: GODDAMMIT! I'M DOWN!
Joseph: *standing above him* I'll help you if you promise to keep such profanities out of your mouth.
JOSEPH AND JOHN
Joseph: You have to love them, John.
John: How am I supposed to love the people that try to kill me?
Joseph: I do it.
John: Yeah, well, you're also weird.
John: Remember that time you hit my head against a door?
Joseph: Yeah, why?
John: I don't.
Joseph: John, you weren't old enough to remember anyways.
John: That's what you want me to believe.
Joseph: Sinners are near. You can feel it, can't you?
John: Oh, come on. I know you didn't just say that.
John: Do you think they are listening to us?
Joseph: Yes, John.
John: How can you tell?
Joseph: They are standing right in front of us. And they shake their head at everything you say.
John: Everything I say?
Joseph: Well, yeah. Why would they react that way to me?
John: Lord, help me.
Joseph: He isn't available right now.
John: When in doubt, ask yourself WWJD?
Joseph: *proud smile* What would Joseph do?
John: *scoffs* No. What would Jacob do?
Joseph: Why not Joseph?
John: Um, it's nothing personal it's just... Jacob is... I'd rather be... Jacob just... *sigh* never mind.
JACOB AND JOHN
Jacob: I can't believe we actually come from the same parents.
John: A miracle, isn't it? I turned out as a brilliant, charming, excellent man, and you're you.
Jacob: You're an over-glorified tattoo artist, John.
John: And you talk to dogs, next?
Jacob: *Holding himself back from strangling his brother*
Jacob: *to deputy* Okay. New plan. We find a truck. Drive John up to Devil's Drop. You don't have to do a thing, I'll just push him off. It won't be that hard.
John: I can hear you, you know?
Jacob: That's the point.
John: Imbecile. If you want to kill me, don't let me hear the plan.
John: Why do you call him... peaches?
Jacob: Don't worry about my business.
John: But I just want to know-
Jacob: I said don't worry about it, John.
John: *whispers* he has a crush on peaches.
What the Seed Brothers Would Say as Guns for Hire
Joseph
Casual Conversation:
- Oh, how wise of a move that was.
- Amazing.
- Let me tell you a story about my dear brother, John. When he was just a baby, I was holding him. Right in my arms to get him to fall asleep. Well, I was walking him back to his crib, and bumped his head on the doorframe. If you ask me, that's why he turned out the way he did. Not sadistic, or torturous. Stupid.
- You know what you're doing out here, don't you?
- I rarely threaten, but if you place me with Hurk, I might just have to shoot him. And you.
- Sinners are near. You can feel it, can't you?
- Once we accepted an invitation to Nick and Kim Rye's barbecue at their home. No one wanted to go, but I insisted we be kind to them. Jacob was in charge of bringing a side dish. Big mistake, really. He brought watery mac n cheese. I could tell immediately that Nick didn't like us. I blame Jacob for the Ryes not being involved in the project.
- Beautiful.
- I've got to say, I had wrong assumptions about you. I'm glad we could separate our differences and become friends.
Unassigning Them:
- I understand.
- Call Jacob, he'll know what to do.
- I need to plan my next sermon, anyways.
- My flock needs me!
When They're Down:
- Dear God, have mercy on me!
- IT'S NOT MY TIME!
- I'm knocking on Heaven's door!
- MY FLOCK NEEDS ME!
John
Casual Conversation:
- I smell sin.
- Joseph might tell you a story about him smacking my head against the wall when I was a baby. It's what started my insanity. He knocked something loose up there.
- Does... does Sharky really say that I want to sleep with you? And Adelaide? No, that's... that's crazy. No...
- Jacob always looked out for me when I was a kid. He still looks out for me now.
- Nice shot!
- Joseph is a good brother, but sometimes he gets on my nerves. "Stop torturing innocent people" this, and "You have to love them, John," that.
- Oh, the Henbane River. Sweet smell of Bliss and Sharky.
- I hope you drive better than you shoot (Yeah, Grace says it, but it's such a John thing)
- So, when the collapse comes, you wanna... bunk together? No, that's weird. Unless...
- I went to the testicle festival once. Don't tell Joseph.
Unassigning Them:
- Finally
- Good luck out there
- Call me!
- Back to my torture chamber
When They're Down:
- I'd hate to be a bother, but... it seems that I've been SHOT!
- You don't help me, this is the LAST TIME I'm helping you!
- If this is my punishment, I'm sorry! I'll treat my people better!
Jacob
Casual Conversation:
- Nice shot, soldier
- *Chanting* Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
- *After killing someone* they were weak anyways
- I tried my best to make that mac n cheese. I didn't wanna go, but I didn't wanna fuck up a chance at a strong family with us.
- HOO-RAH!
- *Humming* Only you... can make this world seem right...
- Seriously? This bear is your friend? It could be a judge- never mind. He's too nice. Weak.
- Sniper 9:00.
- Train. Hunt. Kill. Sacrifice.
- Eli and I used to be good friends. Yup. He helped me build my armory. His bunker. But then he turned soft on me. Not what I expected from him.
- Just between you and me, I don't know if my brother really talks to God.
- A lot of people think I'm a cold hardass with no feelings. They're right.
- Culling the herd, it's what we do.
Unassigning Them:
- Good luck without me!
- Need another hand, call me.
- I'll be in the mountains, hunting.
When They're Down:
- I've felt worse
- It's starting to [burn/hurt/sting] a little.
- GODDAMMIT!
if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes
Not to be weird but has anyone else been getting notifs about posts from people that has nothing to do with you and you aren't subbed to their notifs? Like it's from people I'm following, at least but damn tumblr. You're uh... you're really a mess huh.
Is far cry 5 still a thing? Is there anybody out there?
"I can't take anymore..."
"You will," John hissed sternly, looking up at you with a darkened expression. "You'll take whatever I give you."
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Masterlist
John Seed
Broken
Common Ground
Crawl Home to Her
The Baptist
John helping you through an anxiety attack
Handsome Devil
Afterlife
You’re bleeding on my carpet
I haven’t slept in ages
Does he know about the baby?
I don’t want you to stop
Hold still
A kiss to distract
There’s people here!
Like what you see?
I think you’re afraid to be happy
Do you trust me?
Sweet Caroline
Have Faith
We’ll Meet Again
Follow Me
Ugly Sweaters are Essential
Dearest, Darling, Dead
Jacob Seed
Jacob and the sick Deputy
Comin’ Home
A Good Man
Target Practice
She Wolf
The Hunt
Little Brother
Shake
I didn’t think you could get any less romantic
She’s hiding behind the sofa
Dear Diary…
They can’t hurt you anymore
I could punch you right now
Did you just hiss at me?
What’s the matter, sweetie?
It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka
Stop dancing like that…
A hoarse ‘Kiss me’
You’re not taking me to bed. Ever.
Everytime We Touch
Baby Blue
Hey, pal, I’ve got a knife and I’m not afraid to use it
Run, Rabbit, Run
You’re mine, I don’t share
Don’t leave my sight ever again
What a Wicked Thing to Do
In for a penny…
Joseph Seed
Amazing Grace + Seed Siblings reactions
Joseph catching the Deputy singing Amazing Grace
First
Please put your penis away!
Sorry isn’t going to help you when I kick your ass
You’re satan
I feel like I can’t breathe
What are you doing in my bed?
In secret kiss
The Only Heaven I’ll Be Sent To
Hallowed Ground
And Grace Will Lead Me Home
Oh, The Bliss
PolySeed
Devoted Part I Part II Part III
Deliverance
Deliverance if Rook was a single mother
Hallelujah
Rehab
White Flag
Serve & Protect
Endless
They’re monsters
Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you
She’d hiding behind the sofa
Eye for an eye (tooth for fuckin’ tooth)
Little Wolf
Sharky Boshaw
You’re seriously like a man-child
Choose me
Staci Pratt
Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now
Misc
Staci & Joey’s thoughts on the Dep
Does Jacob have his sins tattooed on him?
The Seed’s reactions to single mother Deputy
Could the Deputy turn Jacob, John & Faith against Joseph?
The Seed’s reactions to the Deputy dancing
Would the GFH join the cult if the Deputy did?
Rook pregnant with a Seed baby
A day at the mall with the Seeds (and a few more)
The Seed’s reaction to a Dep with a disability
Rook pregnant with a Seed baby still fighting the cult + miscarriage
The Seed’s reactions to the Deputy turning into a dragon
Rook with the hiccups