Jacob + Guns for Hire
JACOB & ADELAIDE
Adelaide: Almost as sexy as your baby brother Johnny, Jacob. But not nearly as sexy as my man Xander.
Jacob: Can we get John back yet?
Jacob: Can we please get John back?
Adelaide: Nice view from up here!
Jacob: *uncomfortable grunt*
Adelaide: Girl, you know what to do! I'll land somewhere, you can give me a call when you're ready!
Jacob: What's she talking about?
Adelaide: You know... y'all just go behind a bush and shag, I'm no stranger to your body language! I'm mostly talking to herrrr.
Jacob: *looks at the deputy and smirks* [Sorry, I know that wouldn't happen in the game, I just had to include it]
JACOB & HURK JR.
Hurk: Awh man look at us! We're the same age and look at how different we are! I mean- I mean I've got this fat beer belly cause, I don't stop drinking, it's really a problem, but look at you! You look good for your age! You must work out, don't you?
Jacob: *calls for a wolf*
Hurk: OH, NO NO NO, FUCK! IT'S GONNA KILL ME!
Jacob: What went wrong with you?
Hurk: What do you mean, homie?
Jacob: Your parents must have dropped you harder on your head than Joseph did with John.
Hurk: I'm limited edition! No one is like me!
Jacob: Thank God
Hurk: You ever settle down with a beer in front of a bonfire at night?
Jacob: On occasion.
Hurk: No way! Oh man, we should get together sometime to drink together, we can play all these drinking games I made up. I can invite my cousin, Sharky, to come play too. And if they're crazy enough, maybe the deputy can come!
Hurk: Hey- hey Jacob, you should consider joining my cult. It's gonna be real fun, guy. We're gonna have ladies and the booze and everything worth havin'! Party all day baby!
Jacob: I can think of a million things I'd rather do before that.
Hurk: Name one!
Jacob: Die.
JACOB & GRACE
Jacob: How about that, we were both overseas at one point.
Grace: Yeah, what's your point?
Jacob: We have more in common than you want to admit.
Grace: What possessed you to take on this job?
Jacob: *snickers* You don't want to know.
Jacob: You sure know your way around a firearm, Grace.
Grace: I should be saying that to you, not the other way around.
Jacob: Why do you say that?
Grace: *sigh*
Grace: I may not agree with what you do, Jacob, but you're good at it. Some of the soldiers are hard to take on.
Jacob: Appreciate it.
JACOB & JESS
Jacob: You can't hate me
Jess: I sure as fuck can. And I do.
Jacob: Say that when we've been traveling together for a few weeks. When I save your ass from dying.
Jess: I'd rather fuckin' die than you save me.
Jacob: We aren't that different, Jess.
Jess: Don't try to compare me to you.
Jacob: We are both one with nature. The wolves love me, and they clearly love you.
Jess: That doesn't make us fucking twins, Jacob.
Jess: Never try that Only You bullshit on me, Jacob. You'll be my first victim.
Jacob: What do you mean? I only use that on the strongest.
Jess: *tries to not kill him*
JACOB & BOOMER
- Jacob would often play fetch with Boomer
- He would always try to train Boomer to kill without thought, just to see if he can, but it never works
- At night, Boomer would sleep curled up or stretched out next to Jacob
- Jacob, when no one looks, asks Boomer for kisses
- Jacob races Boomer to the end of a road when Boomer just wants to run
- Jacob plays tug of war with a rope he has for Boomer specifically
- They are literally each other's babies
JACOB & PEACHES
- Jacob wasn't afraid of wild animals, he loved the idea of having a cougar as a companion
- Talks about her eyes all the time
- Gives her chin scratches <3
- Buys a laser pointer for her
- Trains her effectively on how to kill, but not ruthlessly
- Peaches often jumps up and puts her paws on his shoulders to give him a "hug"
- Bonus: Jacob gives her a secret kiss on the top of her head
