Attack of the Poops!
I was home for lunch today when I detect a distinctive smell. Not wanting for it to escalate to a diaper rash, I quickly try to grab hold of my little girl as she try to wriggle away with a loud chuckle. She was by her cupboard near her toy bin when I ripped the plaster off from her dryper while she was still standing. Strange. Not only her dryper is light, there wasn't any poop at all. I then slipped the baby wipe to her bottom. Just as expected, there was a solid thumb size stucked beneath her bottom cheeks. I plucked it off and disposed into the used dryper. Then I took several baby wipes and continue cleaning... not wanting to leave any traces before I brought her to the bathroom for the final step, to washup with water. I have this method as I want to reduce the odds of touching it with my bare hand. The irony. Just as my thoughts slipped away, Trisyia suddenly burst into a rain dance! smearing brown trails all over the tiles like a bizzare form of artwork, onto my yesterday baju kurung which was dumped on the floor. Behold, right at the corner of my eye, was the source culprit. A gynormous pile of dark brown POOP! It was like 3 inch long! GROSS! Trisyia who probably "geli" (what the word in English?) was still doing her rain dance as she try to avoid stepping onto the brown trails but instead making it worse. I pulled off her sleeveless top and scooped her into the bathroom. I sprayed the water host into her bum. Just as I thought the worse is over, suddenly chunks and chunks of brown poops of all sizes appeared everywhere!! Where all THIS come from?!!! YIKEZ! As I blast the water, I noticed another chunk of smootie poop popping through.... arrrggghhhh! Apparently, Trisyia was not finish.. and was still happily doing her poopy business. With the final one out, I hold onto Trisyia' arm tightly with one hand while battling with the rest of the brown poops with a water host - blasting them down the drain... till all is gone from sight. I quickly cleanse her bum with a layer of soap and a good scrubbing. With my own hands sanatize with dettol hand soap, I carried Trisyia out from the bathroom to put on her dryper. But my work was not over, there is still the gynormous pile of dark brown POOP to be clean. And the distinctive smell was already lingering... the sight adding to the nauseous-like effect. After many pieces of baby wipes later, the floor is all clean again and my hands sanatized. I went out from my bedroom, ready to go back to work... with my little Trisyia smiling brightly away as she sat on the sofa while watching her favourite cartoon. The naughty rascal.