Blitzen Caribou’s Library

All my fanfic from archive of our own will be here same with artwork for the stories

[blitzen-caribou]

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I want to apologize to my readers, I recently lost my job. I worked for a very small shop (The owner, myself, and a high school kid on Saturdays). The owner recently had some really bad health issues that forced them into retirement putting me out of a job. I'm finally returning to a semi-decent headspace after organizing the massive move for them using very few people in a too short amount of time (no fault of the boss honestly that was just a scheduling thing with my crew). I'm hoping to get back to updating soon.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Tokoyami Fumikage/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Female Character(s), Tokoyami Fumikage, Midoriya Izuku, Asui Tsuyu, Iida Tenya, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Uraraka Ochako, Shouji Mezou, Koji Koda, Jirou Kyouka, Kaminari Denki, Shinsou Hitoshi, Dark Shadow (My Hero Academia) Additional Tags: Protective Tokoyami Fumikage, Tokoyami Fumikage Acts Like a Bird, Protective Takami Keigo | Hawks, Takami Keigo | Hawks is a Little Shit, Parental Takami Keigo | Hawks, Midoriya Izuku is a Dork, Asui Tsuyu is a Good Friend, Protective Shinsou Hitoshi, Shinsou Hitoshi is a Good Friend, Iida Tenya is a Good Friend, Shouji Mezou is a Good Friend, Uraraka Ochako is a Good Friend, Not Canon Compliant, Not Beta Read, Dark Shadow is a Little Shit (My Hero Academia), Protective Dark Shadow (My Hero Academia), Wingman Dark Shadow (My Hero Academia) Series: Part 4 of MHA Love Life

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Kirishima Eijirou/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Female Character(s), Kirishima Eijirou, Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Ashido Mina, Sero Hanta, Shinsou Hitoshi, Mineta Minoru Additional Tags: Kaminari Denki is a Dork, Kaminari Denki is a Good Friend, Kaminari Denki is a Ray of Sunshine, Kaminari Denki Being An Idiot, Kirishima Eijirou is a Good Friend, Kirishima Eijirou is a Ray of Sunshine, Protective Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou is a Dork, Protective Shinsou Hitoshi, Shinsou Hitoshi is a Good Friend, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Piercings, Horns, Not Canon Compliant, Not Beta Read Series: Part 3 of MHA Love Life Summary:

Like the other parts to this, tags will get updated as things go. Descriptions of her friends are under Chargebolt & Arachnia

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Underage Relationships: Kaminari Denki/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Female Character(s), Kaminari Denki, Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Ashido Mina, Kirishima Eijirou, Jirou Kyouka, Sero Hanta, Mineta Minoru, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Class 1-B (My Hero Academia), Class 1-C (My Hero Academia), Shinsou Hitoshi Additional Tags: Kaminari Denki is a Dork, Kaminari Denki is a Ray of Sunshine, Kaminari Denki Being An Idiot, Kirishima Eijirou is a Good Friend, Kirishima Eijirou is a Ray of Sunshine, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Ashido Mina is a Good Friend, Sero Hanta is a Good Friend, Sero Hanta is a Dork, Jirou Kyouka is a Good Friend, Pervert Mineta Minoru, Mineta Minoru is a Little Shit, Shinsou Hitoshi is a Good Friend, Protective Shinsou Hitoshi, OFC literally looks like a Drow from DND, OFC has a Drider based parent, Not Canon Compliant, Not Beta Read Series: Part 2 of MHA Love Life Summary:

Tags to be updated as story goes.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Toga Himiko, Original Female Character(s), Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice Additional Tags: Soft Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Dabi is a Todoroki (My Hero Academia), Dabi | Todoroki Touya is a Little Shit, Toga Himiko is a Good Friend, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice is a Good Friend, Not Canon Compliant, Not Beta Read Series: Part 1 of MHA Love Life Summary:

Tags are definitely not complete but will be updated with each chapter.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 10/? Fandom: Twilight Series - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jasper Hale/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s) of Color, Original Male Character(s) of Color, Original Animal Character(s), Carlisle Cullen, Esme Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Emmett Cullen, Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, Charlie Swan, Bella Swan, Jacob Black, Billy Black, Aro (Twilight), Caius (Twilight), Marcus (Twilight), Jane (Twilight), Felix (Twilight), Demetri (Twilight), Santiago (Twilight), Athenodora (Twilight), Sulpicia (Twilight) Additional Tags: Protective Jasper Hale, Possessive Jasper Hale, Top Jasper Hale, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Jasper has DID, Major Jasper Whitlock, OFC lives on a horse ranch, OFC lives near the Cullens, Mule - Freeform, Horses, Horseback Riding, OFC is a theater kid, Matchmaker Alice Cullen, Alice Cullen is a Good Friend, Good Friend Rosalie Hale, Emmett Cullen is a Good Friend, Edward Cullen Being an Asshole, Awesome Charlie Swan, Doctor Carlisle Cullen, Parent Esme Cullen, Bella Swan minor appearance to moderate appearance, Trucks, Divorced parents Summary:

Loretta Lee Enfield considers herself a Forks native despite her father hailing from Texas and her mother from New York. Parents divorced, she lives with her Father on the outskirts of Forks on a horse ranch. Her life is fun and carefree. She places top three in all her equestrian events for her age group and usually takes either the lead or the villain role in the school's plays and musicals. When the Cullens move to Forks she finds them curious much like everyone else. Loretta finds herself quick friends with Emmett due to sharing gym and math. Rosalie eventually takes her under her wing due to sharing english and science and seeing Loretta's talent on stage. Sharing History and Literature with Jasper slowly builds their friendship. A vision from Alice and Jasper starts to slowly pursue a relationship with Loretta.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Superman: The Animated Series, Batman: The Animated Series, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), DC Animated Universe (Timmverse) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lex Luthor/Original Female Character Characters: Lex Luthor, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Joker (DCU), Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Edward Nygma, Mercy Graves, Cheetah, Star Sapphire, Copperhead, Ultra-Humanite, Solomon Grundy (DCU), Shade - Character, Gorilla Grodd, Bizarro (DCU), Black Manta (DCU), Brainiac (DCU), Captain Cold, giganta - Character, The Riddler, Scarecrow, Sinestro, Toyman (DCU), Diana (Wonder Woman), Flash (DCU), Martian Manhunter, Green Lantern, Shazam, Hawkgirl (DCU), Lois Lane, Vandal Savage Additional Tags: Top Lex Luthor, Protective Lex Luthor, President Lex Luthor, Boss/Employee Relationship, Cars, Fast Cars, Classic Cars, Clark Kent is Superman, Modeling, Nude Modeling, Street Racing, Tattoos, Jewelry, Astrology, Possessive Sex, Fashion & Couture, OFC is a real spitfire, Anonymous Sex, OFC is protective of Lex Luthor, Twins

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Divination with DnD Dice

There seemed to be enough interest in the DnD Dice Divination system that I decided to go ahead and write it up. I couldn’t fit it all on here though so I might be making more posts in the future about it. I’ve included the most important stuff here to get started. 

I’ve included a zine to download and print off if you want to take it with you. I actually recommend the zine, it’s a better format than what tumblr would let me put together. 

Please consider tipping me and definitely credit me where you can. 

I know there are other systems out there and I don’t have a monopoly on dice divination but this guide did take a lot of time to put together and is built on my own collection of frameworks, meanings. 

Dice sets can be picked up for cheaper than most basic tarot decks making the barrier to entry lower. My goal was to create a system that could get a similar level of complexity of information to tarot and oracle cards. I found in test readings, I could get roughly the same as I would get from a four card reading. So it’s a good start! 

It’s my mission to make divination more accessible, tipping me helps me devote more time to this.

Zine: https://www.scribd.com/document/380692727/Divination-With-DnD-Dice

If Scribd gives you trouble try here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/21613135

Read description for printing directions or it might not come out right. 

If you can’t print it off, the same information is included below the cut.  

Hope someone finds this useful! 

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[blitzen-caribou]

Love this so much!

[yandere-auxiliary]

Types of Yandere

So I just thought I would do this quickly because I realise that for my long posts I’m going to be talking about Yandere types.

Clingy:

This Yandere type is too emotionally dependent on their Darling. They’re emotionally fragile; requiring constant attention and support. They’re the type to constantly phone and text their Darling, and they can feel overwhelmed if the subject of their clinginess isn’t around. They work to insert themselves into their beloved’s personal life and become very angry when their Darling is not available to them. Their smothering is draining.

Obsessive:

This Yandere type is fixated; their Darling is the only thing on their mind, and it’s taking over. The obsessive Yandere is a prisoner to their own thoughts. Their obsession leads to poor eating, sleeping habits and withdrawal from society. They’re the type to spend so much time fantasising about the relationship they could have and how it might evolve: that first meeting, a rescue scenario, being the one person their Darling trusts with their most intimate secrets, an instant bond and connection, sexual fantasies, etc. This is typically the type stalkers fall into.

Possessive:

This Yandere type needs to own and dominate their Darling. They become aggressive if their ownership is threatened and grow angry if their Darling makes independent decisions. They want the Darling utterly dependent on them and they will remove all of their safety nets to do so: friends and family members who support them, financial assets and savings, much-needed resources, etc. 

Manipulative:

This Yandere type will exercise unscrupulous control and influence over their Darling. This is the type of Yandere were their relationship with their Darling will appear normal. If their Darling is already in a relationship, they will use a position of trust to create wedges between in that relationship. And once they are together, the Yandere will do everything to stop them from leaving, from encouraging co-dependence to using their Darling’s secrets and weaknesses against them

Overprotective:

This Yandere type is inclined to safeguard, shield, or carefully supervise their Darling to an obsessive degree. They never leave their Darling alone, and they don’t know how to balance their concern with respect for their Darling’s independence and freedom. They believe they’re acting in their beloved’s best interest, but they come across as overbearing, bossy, or controlling.

Sadistic:

This Yandere type will intentionally cause suffering by bringing about emotional or physical harm to their Darling and will derive pleasure from doing so. They’re the type to spreading rumours and lies about their Darling to isolate them. Or let their Darling escape only to dash their hopes by re-capturing them. They’re fascinated with the physical, mental, and emotional limitations of their Darling and how to reach them. They just want to watch their beloved squirm under their control.

Delusional:

This Yandere type holds the belief or impressions that their Darling already loves them, which is typically contradicted by reality. They take their Darling’s actions the wrong way; if they do something out of kindness, the Yandere will think it’s out of love. If their Darling says they don’t love the Yandere, they’ll think it’s all lies, or they’re Darling is just shy. Their love distorts the reality they perceive. 

Self-indulgent:

This Yandere type wants to be worship by their Darling. They’re selfish, satisfying their own desires and whims without restraint. They act according to what they want rather than thinking of what’s best for themselves or others. They want their Darling to pamper them and often express impatience when gratification is delayed. They have a “me first” attitude and become disgruntled when having to do something that isn’t on their agenda.

Impulsive:

This Yandere type acts on desires, whims, or inclination without forethought, which makes them one of the more dangerous ones. They act in response to their emotions and don’t always think about how their actions can affect others. They are also prone to erratic mood changes, overreacting, outbursts, kidnapping, murder and the list goes on. A positive side would be their transparency; they tend not to think before thinking, so they tend to be honest. 

(I can’t help but find this type kinda funny because they become legitimately shocked when faced with an undesirable result. Like, their Darling is scared because they been kidnapped and the Yandere is surprised Pikachu face.)

[blitzen-caribou]

I love this! And it definitely points out some excellent differences in yanderes

[blitzen-caribou]

Muerte played by Stanley Tucci.

Holy hell does this man have a hold of me. I love this movie to start with. And to be honest both the movie and I are 30 years old this year. The comedic timing is wonderful. The action is thrilling. Dennis Quad is a babe in the movie. Kathleen Turner is a goddess. But I'll be damned if I didn't fall for Muerte at a very early age. He has been one of my longest standing crushes ever. I think the best part of this crush is now that I'm 30, the character is about 33 yrs old and that just works for me. I might write a small series for this particular character though I haven't honestly decided.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gil Grissom/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Female Character(s), Original Child Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Gil Grissom, Nick Stokes, Warwick Brown, Greg Sanders (CSI), Sara Sidle, Catherine Willows, Jim Brass, David Hodges, Albert "Al" Robbins, David Phillips, Conrad Ecklie Additional Tags: Minor Nick Stokes/Original Female Character(s), One-Sided Attraction, One-Sided Relationship, Slow Burn, Not Beta Read, Not Canon Compliant, Pregnancy, Entomology, Entomophobia, Planned Pregnancy, not a real slow burn, Botany, Forensics, Forensic Entomology, Forensic Botany, Nick Stoke/Greg Sanders/OFC are essentially the Golden Trio, Gil Grissom is both intelligent and a complete dumbass, Original Female Character is Playful, OFC's parents are alive and well, 17 Year Age Difference, Inherited Wealth/Small Fortune, OFC has generational wealth but isn't like delusional type of rich., Doesn't like to show off her wealth type, Height Differences Summary:

CSI hires a Forensic Botanist and one of Nick's best friends. Smart as whip and playful to boot, she always keeps the team entertained and on their toes. Especially Grissom, with whom she appears withdrawn around. An extremely attractive man no doubt, but can her fear of bugs be overcome by his good looks and charmingly dumbass personality?

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 7/21 Fandom: Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Turk Malloy/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Saul Bloom, Reuben Tishkoff, Terry Benedict, Frank Catton, Danny Ocean, Rusty Ryan, Livingston Dell, Basher Tarr, Linus Caldwell, Virgil Malloy, Turk Malloy, Yen (Ocean's), Original Female Character(s), Tess Ocean Additional Tags: Not Beta Read, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags Contain Spoilers, Work In Progress, Minor Original Character(s), Nicknames, contains canon scenes, Falling In Love Series: Part 1 of Thieves of Hearts Summary:

Summary to come

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Comicverse) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Victor Creed/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Victor Creed, Logan (X-Men), Original Mutant Character(s) (X-Men), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Child Character(s), Remy LeBeau Additional Tags: Age Difference, Civil War, World War I, World War II, Alpha Victor Creed, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Beta Read, Predatory Victor Creed, Slow Decline of Victor Creed Summary:

If you asked Victor and Logan how many ferals existed in the world before the Civil War, they'd say two. However if you were to ask Charity, she'd say total. Charles Xavier would tell you that there were far more ferals than Victor, Logan, or Charity could have met at the time. This is the story of two ferals surviving apart and together. One lives in the light, the other stalks the shadows. Travel through time with them as she captures hearts world wide and he learns his place in her world.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Ghost Rider (Comics), Ghost Rider (2007) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackheart (Marvel)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Blackheart (Marvel), Mephisto (Marvel), Wallow (Marvel), Abigor (Marvel), Gressil (Ghost Rider), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Not Beta Read, Post-Canon, Demons, Demon Deals, Demon Summoning, Demon Sex, Murder, Religious Content, Exorcisms, Underage Kissing, No Underage Sex, Religious Fanaticism, Small Towns, Loss of Parent(s)

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Disney - All Media Types, Hercules (1997) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hades (Disney: Hercules)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Hades (Disney: Hercules), Original Female Character(s), Zeus (Disney: Hercules), Hera (Disney), Aphrodite (Disney), Hermes (Disney) Additional Tags: takes place after the movie, Not Beta Read

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Young Guns (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dick Brewer/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Dick Brewer, William H. Bonney, Jose Chavez y Chavez, John Tunstall, Charlie Bowdre, Josiah "Doc" Scurlock, Lawrence Murphy, Dirty Steve Stephens, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, John Tunstall still dies, Smallpox, cowpox, milkmaid - Freeform, Not Beta Read Summary:

John Tunstall takes in a young milkmaid.