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Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

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of course it is

blitzfully

Of course, my blog is safe because I'm part of the LGBTQIA+ community myself!!!!

#lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+#gay #biseuxal #queer #genderfluid #nonbinary #androgynous #polyamourous #agender

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shourtney, Angela, Spencer and Ian are going to London and the guest is Sean!!! Omg fans are lucky to see them 🥹

The lineup is literally PERFECTION! We have, dare I say, four of the best Reddit Stories cast + one of the most fun honorary Smosh members 🤩. It’s times like these where I wish I was able to be there. It sucks that there won’t be any official recording of it, at least that I know of. But I hope everyone going has a great time! I’d be even more jealous if it happens, but it’s only right to still wish for that cheeky Dan and Phil appearance 👀. This is the perfect time to get the collab, it’d be so incredible!

therealjacksepticeye

I’m going to be unhinged as fuck during this show!

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@therealjacksepticeye mention!

therealjacksepticeye

He doesnt know what I want

youtubeswordsofwisdom2

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'cutie-pie'!"

Seán William McLoughlin, 2026

therealjacksepticeye

Me when I see a fan

dynamitekansai

we_are_stardom: SHE'S BAAAACK! 👑🤯 UTAMI HAYASHISHITA HAS RETURNED TO STARDOM!

mjfass

Why MJF's ass, specifically?

Like… have you seen it? A masterpiece.

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archer!matt + fryboy!chris + sub!reader

warnings: smut, p n v, fingering, overstimulation

summary: chris and matt decided to use your obsession with archer and fryboy to their advantage at a halloween party

fantasy

it was finally october, halloween was coming up which was your favorite holiday. you’d find yourself doom scrolling thru hot men on tiktok dressing up as movie characters, vampires, etc

you were scrolling one day when you came across a video of this duo at hershey park, archer and fryboy and god damn were they hot

once your eyes first laid on them you could not get them to look away. the way their make up highlighted their sharp facial features even when it was dark outside, the way their hair perfectly shaped their face, the way their clothes displayed their muscular bodies got you drooling

you found yourself searching them up and stalking their accounts daily to see if anything new was posted, you might’ve had an obsession…

this obsession was not going away and those around you knew how much you loved them, even your closest friends matt and chris. you secretly had a thing for both of them but you never brought yourself to ever say anything, it would be too embarrassing

you were at their house binge watching the scream movies one weekend, it was your guys favorite franchises. you all decided to take a break after the 3rd one to get more snacks, stretch, use the bathroom and scroll on social media for a bit

chris was sitting on the opposite end of the couch from you, he was scrolling on instagram while matt got up to use the bathroom. you decided to open tiktok and what do you see pop up on your fyp? a new video of fryboy and archer

your breath hitched at the site of them, it wasn’t loud but loud enough for chris to hear you. he looked up at you to see what caused such a reaction from you

your legs subconsciously squeezed together as you saw the video of fryboy being really up close to the girl behind the phone recording. your mind went wild, so many thoughts coming to you and none of them were appropriate

chris didn’t even need to ask, once he saw how your body was reacting he knew what it was. a devilish smile appeared on his face when an idea came to him and oh was he excited

matt came back from the bathroom, on his way back to the couch he grabbed a root beer and a bag of chips

you then excused yourself to go to the bathroom before you guys continued the scream marathon. once chris heard the door shut he went and told matt his plan which he was very on board with

it was the next weekend and you were getting ready for a halloween party one of your mutual friends was hosting. you weren’t really a party person but matt and chris INSISTED you’d go with them

you were dressed up as a sexy black cat, simple but very effective

before you left you made sure your makeup was tea, hair was tea, and ofc your body. the costume showed all your curves and made your tits pop

you sprayed your favorite perfume all over, you were literally choking after how much there was in the air

you got to the party and started saying hi to everyone you knew. the room was filled with hot bodies dancing on each other, the music blasting thru the speakers filling the empty space

you were looking around in the crowd for matt and chris but you couldn’t find them anywhere. you then decided texted matt and asked him there they were which he replied in a matter of seconds

he said they were talking to one of their friends by the dj

you heavily sighed because this meant you’d have to go back in the jungle of people you just got out from

as you made your way back in when one of the girls started playing “we don’t gotta be in love no, i dont gotta be the one no-” the lyrics were flowing thru the atmosphere

jennie’s solo part was coming when you suddenly recognized their costume, “no.fucking.way” you said under your breathe

the lyrics “lock me up and throw away the key, he knows how to get the best out of me-” started playing at the same time

you’re jaw was on the ground, your heart beat alone was running a marathon, your breathing picking up

everyone else in the room were blurred in your eyes expect for them

you were literally stuck in that position for a good 10 seconds when they both turned their heads around to face you, a smirk creeping onto their faces when they saw you

they knew what the fuck they were doing dessing up as archer and fryboy

matt was looking you up and down while chris scanned your figure with a hungry look on his face, licking his painted lips with a million thoughts of all the ways he can use you

they both started to walk towards you the same way archer and fryboy did which made your stomach do jumping jacks

“we don’t gotta be in love no, i don’t gotta be the one no. i just wanna be one of your girls tonight” was playing at the same time they started hovering over you

“you good sweetheart?” matt asked with the deepest voice you’d ever heard come out of his mouth

your big doe eyes were staring at him, not knowing what to say, do, anything… you were quite literally in a trance

you felt a hand snake behind your lower back as chris goes down over your ear, “what’s the matter baby? forgot how to speak?”

you felt goosebumps all over you, your breath hitched when you felt his warm breath on your skin

you bit your lip and nodded your head as you turned to face him, his pearly whites making another appearance as he glanced you up and down

as your focus was on chris, matt grabbed your chin firmly and pulled it onto him

“let’s see who can fix that for you” matt said as he stared into your eyes making your cunt drool

chris then gently dragged you out of the room with the hand that was still on your lower back as matt lead the way

you guys eventually found a room upstairs away from all the noise. as soon as matt locked the door chris turn you around by the waist and threw you onto the bed

matt made his way over, both of them now towering over you dressed up as the archer and fryboy, the sight alone was enough to make you moan. you propped yourself up on your elbows as you were looking at both of them with anticipation

“look at her-” matt spoke “she loves this-”

and holy fuck you did, not only because of who they were dressed up as but you already had feelings for both of them

chris props himself up in front of you, “get on your knees now-”

you wasted no time and got on the floor in between both of them

“open your mouth pretty girl” matt said again in that deep voice as he came around behind you while chris walks towards you slowly

your breath was caught in your throat, your heart was going crazy at this point, your pussy aching for any type of attention, the room got hotter and hotter every second “is this really happening?!” you said to yourself

“open up” chris demanded as he whips his dick rod out

you opened as wide as you could, chris puts his hand on top of your head for stability as he slides his hard dick in your mouth

you take him completely, choking a bit as it went further down your throat

he throws his head back “that’s it- good girl-” you then start to slowly bobble your head, wrapping your hand around where your mouth couldn’t reach

“oh fuckkkkkk- ye- yeah just like that mphfff”

you then picked up the speed which made his eyes roll all the way back “you take me so well baby” he said in between groans “I always knew you would” as he looks at your doe eyes staring back at him

you then feel a hand grab a hold of your hair, “that’s it pretty girl keep going- you’re doing so well” it was matt from behind you, your clit had its own heart beat at that moment

you felt so overstimulated but you loved every single second, you were quite literally living your dream of having both of them

you went faster, choking as you tried to get as much of him in your mouth as you possible at the fast pace you were going

“oh- oh my god” he was so close to the edge his breathing uneven, “gonna come in your mouth and you will swallow all of it- can you do that for me?”

you nodded your head frantically and within seconds his hot sticky fluid bursted in your mouth

chris moaned so loud, his knees grew weak. he looked at you as you swallowed every drop “good girl-” he tried to catch his breathing

he slowly pulled out and you opened your mouth to show him it’s all gone. he got down and gave you a long kiss as he slowly helped you get on your feet

in the meantime, matt started to unzipping your costume and helping you get out of it, before you knew it you were completely naked

matt’s hands found their way to cup your breasts giving you a squeeze, making you whine into chris’s mouth

he started to leave a trail of hot kisses from your neck to your shoulders

chris pulled out of the kiss, both of you catching your breath “get on the bed” he demanded which you obeyed

you were on your back with your elbows propped up as you see chris go around the bed while matt stays in front of you

chris forces your legs open as matt runs two fingers up your folds, you bit your lip to keep a moan from escaping your mouth

“she’s absolutely soaked” matt tells him with the biggest grin on his sexy painted face

he slowly pushes his fingers in your throbbing pussy making your eyes roll “oh fuckk- mphff” he does so a few times before pulling his fingers out and licking them clean

“mhmmm you taste so sweet sweetheart” matt says while looking right at you

you start to get a bit impatient and start squirming, chris stops you with his grip on your legs getting harder more possesive “stop moving-” he demands

you frantically shook your head back then fell back onto the bed

once you were completely still, without any warning you feel matt’s dick slide into your tight hole

your breath got caught in your throat was he starts slamming into you, “oh- oh my fuckking goddd” you threw your head back as you tried gripping onto the sheets like your life depended on it

“oh matt- oh my god-” you moaned so loud that if there were people outside across the hallway they’d definitely hear you

“keep moaning my name like that and I’ll cum sooner-”

you didn’t even notice that within a second matt changed positions, your legs were now over his shoulders and the new position was now making him available to go even deeper hitting your g spot every thrust

you practically screamed his name from the sudden change, tears started coming out of your eyes. you were a complete moaning mess under him, your brain was flooded with ecstasy

you started to feel the knot in your stomach form, “I- I’m go- gonna cum” you warned matt

“look at me-” he sternly said

you searched for his face as he leans forward and grabs a hold of your chin again “do not cum yet, you hear me?”

you couldn’t form words so you just nodded your head. “you’ll only cum when I tell you” he stated as he gives you a deep passionate kiss, then going to devour your breast in his mouth, another moan leaving your lips

he then went even faster at a pace you couldn’t believe was even possible as he started rubbing tight circles on your throbbing clit, profanities spilling from your mouth left and right. your vision got blurry and you completely forgot how to speak, you didn’t know how long you could hold it for anymore

matt felt the knot in his stomach approach, he looks at you “cum with me sweetheart- oh fuckk”

your pretty fuck out face was enough to drive him over the edge. you came first, matt following you shortly after

the mixture of both your juices were then spilling out of your fucked out hole

you were both catching your breaths when he then said in a malicious tone “did you really think we were done?” a smirk appearing on both matt and chris’s face

you looked confused at both of them as they both shook their heads

“just wait til we get home” chris threatens making you soaked all over again

xoxo

tyllie

Who gave him the permission to look this damn good?

Dude is 4 years older, he’s a paramedic, German, works at the fucking Hershey park rn, has been a slider for 4 years, is funny, his crashouts are funny.

I’m questioning my sexuality rn

I don’t like that

I’m aromantic

Let me live

Leave me alone

But damn

He a snack