Blitzwing

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why do you have a gun and a knife

WHY NOT?

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are you papyrus undertale

BLITZWING IS BLITZWING.

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Watch Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer

WHY. MAKE A GUY WANT TO WATCH IT, THEN I MIGHT.

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Blitzwing (and mod) are you having a good day?

NOT MUCH HAS REALLY HAPPENED. BLITZWING DOESN'T HAVE MANY THOUGHTS.

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Does your commander lead 3 or more others?

BLIZWING DOESN'T CARE ENOUGH TO CHECK. THERE'S A FEW. ASK HIM YOURSELF.

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Okay. My bad. Did Cosmos have ears and a tail when you first saw it?

BLITZWING THINKS SO? DON'T REALLY CARE.

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How long has your commander been around these parts?

LONGER THAN MOST.

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Was Cosmos a cat when you first saw them?

BLITZWING DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A CAT IS.

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Oh! That’s Cosmos.

When did you see Cosmos?

EARLIER. DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO KEEP TRACK OF WHEN.

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me???

-🐝

WHO THE FRAG ARE YOU?

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Which stupid small Autobot? What colour were they?

THAT SMALL ANNOYING GREEN ONE THAT SAID HI. BLITZWING SAW THAT ONE FIRST.

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Blitzwing thoughts on the Boiled One ?

BLITZWING DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

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Ant anon here. Bc ig I’m an ant.

What was the first thing you remember witnessing in this community?

BLITZWING SAW THAT STUPID SMALL AUTOBOT FIRST.

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Did you start posting as soon as this account was created? Or has this account been here for a while?

BLITZWING GOT IMPATIENT.

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Are we on the right track?

BLITZWING THINKS YOU'RE STUPID.

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Blitzwing what are your opinions on the horrors?

TOO GENERALIZED. BLITZWING NEEDS SOMETHING MORE SPECIFIC.

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if we can solve your riddle will you tell us

BLITZWING ISN'T MAKING ANY RIDDLES.