no way no way

That sounds great! This is gonna be a blast, you’ll see! Aren’t you excited?

im bubbling over with joy can’t you tell?

No? Just….please notice me more

Oh, ok then that’s easy

That’s the spirit! I guess. So when’s the next time you’re free? I’ve got school, obviously, but other than that I can always make time for a new friend. :-)

I dunno, my day off is tomorrow so if you feel like forcing me out of my own home that day then so be it

You better

That a threat?

Aw, come on buddy. I don’t hate you! And I sure as heck hope you don’t hate me! I’m just always up for making new friends! Or at least trying to. And if you don’t have nothin’ to do, what’s the harm?

Ugh I guess so?? Something about making myself stronger through suffering.

Well maybe you should pay more attention to me then. I show em off a lot

I’ll keep that in mind next time

Yes, yes I am. Also heels make my legs look great so it’s a win-win all around.

I dont have a reference point for the latter but I’ll take your word on it

Don’t worry. If I don’t currently own a pair big enough I can always get bigger heels to reach you

You’re definitely dedicated

Haha, that’s a good one pal! But come on, just hanging out for a few measly hours has never hurt anyone before. I give bad dates at least an hour and a half before I go to the bathroom and never come back.

#you're a sick. scary little man

My real question is, if there’s the most obvious blatant hatred between us why are you so intent on getting me to go somewhere with you?

Would u look at that…it’s one of the boys I was talkin bout @bllauhaus

Are you so sure you could even reach yet?

Aw, come on now. You know that one theater just out of town? It’s always playing those discount shitty movies you talked about liking. We could go see one sometime. I’m always up for somethin’ new, and it’s good to get out and make new friends sometimes, you know!

#so do I but also I dont want to breathe your air

I feel like if I go anywhere with you it’s some plot to murder me which honestly I’m not opposed to, but still. There’s a principal to the matter.

lisbeth-loses

#facade

Aw, gee, well that’s no fun! We should hang out sometime! That’d be a blast, huh?

#im in hell #i died and went to hell

Look Leopold I may be an asocial asshole with no friends but despite that fact i refuse to spend any of my moderate amount of free time with you

Oh, that’s just because you probably work so hard, is all. You gotta remember to take it easy once in a while! Take care of yourself, you know? What do you do during your off time?