~soft Butters~

Hey, everyone! It's Butters! I'm 17 years old and I'm a senior at South Park High. I can't wait to talk to everyone here. :-) ((Independent Butters Stotch RP blog))

[watchthefirefliesdance]

[pauladeenandporn]

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[onlytwitterpics]

[bllauhaus-blog]

local goth gives up, more news at eleven 

[shimdta]

LITten hahaha get it omg I ca-

[weed-memes-allday]

[praiseit420-blog1]

That sounds great! This is gonna be a blast, you’ll see! Aren’t you excited?

[bllauhaus-blog]

im bubbling over with joy can’t you tell? 

[praiseit420-blog1]

Ditto!

[mcdungeon]

You are the dancing queen, blood-curdling scream, 47 bees

[praiseit420-blog1]

That’s the spirit! I guess. So when’s the next time you’re free? I’ve got school, obviously, but other than that I can always make time for a new friend. :-)

[bllauhaus-blog]

I dunno, my day off is tomorrow so if you feel like forcing me out of my own home that day then so be it 

[praiseit420-blog1]

That sounds great! This is gonna be a blast, you’ll see! Aren’t you excited?

[guy]

forreal tho

[praiseit420-blog1]

Aw, come on buddy. I don’t hate you! And I sure as heck hope you don’t hate me! I’m just always up for making new friends! Or at least trying to. And if you don’t have nothin’ to do, what’s the harm?

[bllauhaus-blog]

Ugh I guess so?? Something about making myself stronger through suffering. 

[praiseit420-blog1]

That’s the spirit! I guess. So when’s the next time you’re free? I’ve got school, obviously, but other than that I can always make time for a new friend. :-)

[praiseit420-blog1]

Haha, that’s a good one pal! But come on, just hanging out for a few measly hours has never hurt anyone before. I give bad dates at least an hour and a half before I go to the bathroom and never come back.

[bllauhaus-blog]

My real question is, if there’s the most obvious blatant hatred between us why are you so intent on getting me to go somewhere with you? 

[praiseit420-blog1]

Aw, come on buddy. I don’t hate you! And I sure as heck hope you don’t hate me! I’m just always up for making new friends! Or at least trying to. And if you don’t have nothin’ to do, what’s the harm?

[praiseit420-blog1]

Aw, come on now. You know that one theater just out of town? It’s always playing those discount shitty movies you talked about liking. We could go see one sometime. I’m always up for somethin’ new, and it’s good to get out and make new friends sometimes, you know!

[bllauhaus-blog]

I feel like if I go anywhere with you it’s some plot to murder me which honestly I’m not opposed to, but still. There’s a principal to the matter. 

[praiseit420-blog1]

Haha, that’s a good one pal! But come on, just hanging out for a few measly hours has never hurt anyone before. I give bad dates at least an hour and a half before I go to the bathroom and never come back.

[praiseit420-blog1]

Aw, gee, well that’s no fun! We should hang out sometime! That’d be a blast, huh?

[bllauhaus-blog]

Look Leopold I may be an asocial asshole with no friends but despite that fact i refuse to spend any of my moderate amount of free time with you 

[praiseit420-blog1]

Aw, come on now. You know that one theater just out of town? It’s always playing those discount shitty movies you talked about liking. We could go see one sometime. I’m always up for somethin’ new, and it’s good to get out and make new friends sometimes, you know!

[monstreux]

[praiseit420-blog1]

Oh, that’s just because you probably work so hard, is all. You gotta remember to take it easy once in a while! Take care of yourself, you know? What do you do during your off time?

[bllauhaus-blog]

I sit at home and wallow, my social life hasnt changed much the past few years if you havent caught onto that yet. 

[praiseit420-blog1]

Aw, gee, well that’s no fun! We should hang out sometime! That’d be a blast, huh?