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Alternatively titled, “Beast gets banned by Skarlet”.

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People who confuse 'prison' with 'preschool' piss me the fuck off.

@skarletrayne

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Anyone else decides to call me cupcake, I'll rearrange your dental work with my fist.

@skarletrayne

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Skarlet: Coli can toss my salad any day.

Vin: There shall be no salad tossing in this teamspeak, Skarlet, and I don't give a fuck what you think!

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Peter, I swear to Hoy, I will tie you up in this fishing rod line and toss you out of the prison.

amaphora

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I don't need implants, I like mine the size they are, thanks.

@skarletrayne

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We're volunteers at an online daycare for severely socially disabled beings.

@skarletrayne

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Vin: So, I have coffee now.

Dylan: Poor the coffee in your eye sockets.

Vin: Poor?

Dylan: Poor.

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I'm the sparkley green murder fairy.

Skarlet

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Wezii: Do you wear a kilt?

Death: Sometimes.

Wezii: Can you play the bagpipes?

Death: Why are you asking?!

Wezii: Do you have bagpipes?

Death: Oh, for fuck's sake...

Wezii: Can you play them for me?

Death: Well yeah, but I'm not going to!

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I probably shouldn't be pointing this loaded sniper rifle outside the window.

Arrow/Death

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Kill them all, except for the white ones. Those need to breed.

Amaphora

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I said breathe, not orgasm, you fuck.

Vindictive

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My coordinates are 1 800 Go Fuck Yourself.

Chimi

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Vin: Ship me with anyone as long as it isn't illegal and isn't Rep, Rez, or Taco.

Skarlet: How about Kitty?

Vin: He hasn't pissed me off yet so whatever.

Skarlet: Well he's banned off teamspeak for three years, so.

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Is it bad that when Coli is drunk, his voice sounds like a buff medieval poet?

amaphora

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Have you ever touched a fox? They're like clouds, but with teeth.

skarletrayne