Return Of The Mongoose

Tumblr so wisely decided to nuke my old blog when I was only deleting a side one, it is here we end up! So we got warhammer (especially my homegrown chapter known as the Sun Serpents), D&D, stuff I just generally like aaaand we've even got hookers...somewhere.

[memeclassheroes]

[unfollovving]

I can’t feel my butt anymore

[butteronthebooty-deactivated202]

Why don’t I feel it for you?

[unfollovving]

[stability]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[arrigatoroy]

[detectivebrony]

Fuck it. Utahraptor Big Bird.

[saint-batrick]

OP, how beefy are your neck muscles to hold up that giant fucking brain of yours? this is AMAZING.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ncrrington-archive]

did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague

[testchamber19]

#surprise your loved ones with bees and pestilence

[yetanotherknitter]

for valentines day, dress up as a plague doctor to show you really care

[penmeetspage]

very romantic

roses are red, violets are blue, don’t cough on me and i won’t breathe on you

roses are pretty and violets outrageous, love’s in the air and it’s super contagious

roses are snappy and violets are snappier, avoiding infection is pretty damn dapper

[bookrat]

Aphaneramma, a marine temnospondyl amphibian with a cute crocodile face

[avvocarlo]

weird cunt

[iamoutofideas]

harsh but fair

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i am OBSESSED with this response my philosophy teacher made to my introduction post okay OBSESSED

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

ok but did you put your fucking h*gwarts house in your online class discussion forum introduction

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

absolutely not i have taste what i DID say for my interesting fact was that i have 999:59 hours in my copy of pokemon heartgold

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

ok ok i understand. this professor is just dunking on harry potter right out the gate unprompted

[professionalbadexample]

[goaliesarethebest]

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

[amatuerdiydungeon]

I love watching two people who can just fight perfectly together, and was like ‘how would you translate this to D&D?’ This is the first attempt, will probably take some tweaking to make it valuble but not overpowered. 

[blogofthegloriousmongoose]

HMMMMM

[someemochick]

[the-memedaddy]

Me🕶irl

[aireemacpherson]

over here sharing the content

[blogofthegloriousmongoose]

History (and the internet) has proved that humanity has built-in monster-fucker tendencies.

[mori-girl-life]

Saying Hello to the Dragon.

[xelethaine]

That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.

[mothmanshowmehole-3000]

Full image here

[edwardspoonhands]

Crying

[starcitysirens]

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

[falconfart]

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

[owltattoo]

the shape of water 2 is looking good

[kyloren]

FIREFLY 1x01: Serenity