Some Prince Of Dudes

Dirk | 26 | he/him

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[threedollarsdotcom]

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[detectivebrony]

Yeah ladies.

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

[infertilityidol]

[horsefigureoftheday]

OP turned off reblogs but I need this on my blog. Sorry you had to learn about bean removal like this.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[girlnephew]

[ducks-unlimited]

[ducks-unlimited]

[ducks-unlimited]

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[duckbunny]

your twenties are not "late" to start hrt. that is a normal time to start hrt. your thirties are also a normal time to start hrt. your seventies are pretty late to start hrt, but not too late. like, statistically, that's at the end of the curve. but if you are not dead, it is not too late for hrt.

[bleekay]