hey hayley.

[mambo-laveau-deactivated2015032]

I’m not that innocent.

Just because I’ve never had sex doesn’t mean I’m innocent.

[blonchayley-blog]

Hm, are you sure? I don't believe you.

[lukewatcrs-deactivated20190801]

What the fuck?

[blonchayley-blog]

Are you new, sweetie?

[mambo-laveau-deactivated2015032]

I don’t know what ANY of this means. I like… Blonde hair though? I mean yours is pretty but… I don’t know about sex with girls? I’ve never even… with a guy I mean?

[blonchayley-blog]

You're a virgin? Oh my god. Don't say that to any one- they'll tap your ass quicker than a fat boy eats cake. I don't know why but all the masters here love virgins and innocent slaves.

[mambo-laveau-deactivated2015032]

I don’t know… Um… Do you mean… What kind of girls do I like? Or are we talking about real dip now?

[blonchayley-blog]

I have never ever heard of a dip called Brunettes, so...yeah, I'm talking about girls. I like it when the carpet matches the drapes.

[allegedlyhq-blog]

You happen to be incredibly wrong… I did it and made a sex tape of it just for my parents. Being a disappointment is my forte, just like being a turn off is yours.

Now that really sucks. Well for you.

[blonchayley-blog]

My mum is a porn star so she always offers to publish my sex tapes. Oh, honey, if that was an insult I definitely don't want to get in an argument with you. It's a known fact lesbians are the center of turn ons, for guys and girls.

I can see why Jax is an ass to you, you're annoying as hell. He's always a sweetheart to everyone.

[mambo-laveau-deactivated2015032]

That sounds a little… um… well… okay. I guess I should have caught on a little sooner?

[blonchayley-blog]

What's your favorite flavor of dip? Mines, uh, brunettes.

[allegedlyhq-blog]

We all know the things that differentiate them. Unfortunately for you only one I desire.

He’s kind of an ass.

[blonchayley-blog]

Aw, you're probably one of those girls who has never been to a party and kissed a girl- you should try getting motorboated.

Boo...that sucks.

[mambo-laveau-deactivated2015032]

Like.. Eat it? What?

[blonchayley-blog]

You know when you just finished a nice dip but there's still a little bit left, so then you start licking it out and getting really into to it because it's so yummy.

That's like me with vaginas except it's more of a whole tub than the left overs.

[mambo-laveau-deactivated2015032]

Wait, what? What do you mean?

[blonchayley-blog]

I want to munch on someones vagina. You never get that feeling?

[allegedlyhq-blog]

I asked the same about a bottle of water. 

Yesterday.

[blonchayley-blog]

Yeah, but a pussy and a bottle of water are very different; one is already wet and the other one will get wet once it sees me.

Plus that isn't my problem, ask your master for one.

[blonchayley-blog]

What does a girl gotta do to get some pussy around here?

[shewillove]

[pearlywave-s]

[alecia-jfc]

[gigiofrph]

[blonchayley-blog]

[alfiecarter]

I don’t know of any races that do that.

[blonchayley-blog]

It's when you have too much lime soda and vodka mixed together.