I forget about this blog kinda buuuut I really liked it here so I'm gonna try to finish catching up with Teen Wolf and (I'm still on like season 2 :/ ) try to regain muse and become more active again.

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@blondebetababe
I forget about this blog kinda buuuut I really liked it here so I'm gonna try to finish catching up with Teen Wolf and (I'm still on like season 2 :/ ) try to regain muse and become more active again.
Send ♋ for our muses to swap bodies!
[ r e y e s ]:
✘ — ;; “I don’t even know your name. But it’s been a while since I’ve done anything remotely fun.”
"I'm Erica, and let me tell you ---- you stick with me and you'll never be bored again."
❝ friends share secrets. that’s what keeps us close. ❞
Send ✉ for an 2 AM text
Send ✘ for an unsent text
Send ☠ for a threatening message
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
Send ♣ for a drunk message
send me a new girl quote for my muse's reaction.
"you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?"
"i don’t want a refund on you."
"a plant wearing underwear would be better than you!"
"i’m high on anxiety meds right now."
"i am a child of divorce! i am delicate!"
"oh good, you can hear me. now i know i’m not a ghost."
"nobody’s getting pregnant tonight!"
"boob season’s over for you!"
"there is something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my first-born child needs to be reginald veljohnson."
"when you put it like that, it sounds amazing…and like prison."
"i got an obligation…at a…sandwich meeting…to go to."
"you look like the little match girl wandering around victorian england selling matches…for a penny."
"sorry to interrupt, i know the morning is the most sensual time of the day."
"you’ve never been turned on by gas mileage?"
"so i have good news from the doctor—you don’t have rabies."
"oh, look at the time! it’s butt-o-clock!"
"i’m having a party tonight and i can’t have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat."
"it’s early in the relationship. i’m still shaving above the knee."
"i’m a mess, i can’t sleep, i urinate constantly. i cried the other day listening to a techno song."
"i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of words."
"i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die."
"life’s messy. it kicks you in the ass. that’s right, I said ass."
"you question my pajamas? you make me question our entire friendship!"
"i’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack, and i haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my browser history."
"you set fire to soda water. who does that? how do you even possibly do that? it’s not a flammable thing!"
"i’m gonna take you…respectfully."
"i’m gonna have to turn off the tap! the sex tap!"
"have i ever made any decisions in my whole life? are we just living in the mind of a giant?"
"please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil."
"why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?"
"i feel like russel crowe in every movie he’s ever done."
"i used to just think if i was proposed to i would notice it was happening."
"does it say ‘share stuff’ in the constiution of america? no, i think not."
"destiny might be a girl, but victory has a penis."
"where are your nipples, man?"
"i just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!"
"i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me."
"let’s just suck it up and french a little."
"been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. it’s like a taffy pole on a hot summer’s day."
"they make shoes for your penis! they’re called pants!"
"i can’t believe i’m the sober one. that’s actually never happened before in my life."
"please do not angry-fix the sink."
"you my boo and i been missing you."
"i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels."
"can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger?"
"obama…."
"first of all, you’re never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2006."
"sandwiches and sex?! i want that!"
"i want to rub my face on his face!"
"are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch."
"i’m like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience."
"this is a horrible neighborhood. there are youths everywhere!"
"guess whose personalized condoms just arrived?"
"damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!"
"i hope you appreciate the fact that i have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked."
"are you like a bond villain? you just told me your whole plan."
"why does your hair look so baby soft?!"
"i sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something."
"did you just make up a theme song for yourself?"
"what?! what did you just say? go put a dollar in the jar right now."
MUSE MEMES- The Breakfast Club edition
"I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either."
"You're lying."
"Are your parents aware of this?"
"S/he nailed me."
"Very nice."
"Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?"
"Are you crazy?"
"I already told you everything."
"I don't screw to get respect."
"Be honest."
"What do you need a fake I.D. for?"
"Eat my shorts."
"I'm doing society a favor."
"You really think I give a shit?"
"Cut it out!"
"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."
"When you grow up, your heart dies."
"So, who cares?"
"Why are you being so nice to me?"
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
"You're nauseating."
"It's because you're afraid."
"Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about?"
"Oh, I have problems?"
"You have problems."
"Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...?"
"You fuckin' prick!"
"You know, I have just as, many feelings as you do and it hurts so much when someone steps all over them."
"Shut up."
"You know how shitty that is to do someone, and you don't got the balls to stand up to your friends and tell them you're gonna like who you wanna like."
"That's real intelligent."
"Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?"
"I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say."
"Leave. Me. Alone."
"Oh, sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried."
blondebetababe
“Why exactly are you looking at me as if you’ve seen a ghost?”
"I just thought you would've left by now to go have a secret rendezvous with your little boyfriend."
( ᴇʀɪᴄᴀ; )
The tall blonde was picking at the remains of her lunch with a plastic fork when a chorus of whispers & gasps captured her attention. People were peering towards the entrance to the cafeteria, looking like they’d all lost the ability to speak. C U R I O U S I T Y sparks, & Jess finds herself leaning forward peering past shoulders & heads to try & seek out whatever was causing this reaction. But she doesn’t have to. ” ——- Erica? “
She grins widely at her seeing the obvious shock on Jessica's face. She casually pulls out the seat across from the other blonde sitting down. A smirk graces her features as she lets the changes sink in.
Although Erica was quite happy with after math of the change, she did dread having to now keep secrets from her closest friend. Either way she felt better, more powerful and a hell of a lot more confident. And while some major things were changed she was relatively pleased with herself. She smiled at her friend noticing that she was leaning forward already to see what -- or in this case who was causing all the commotion.
"Pretty awesome right?"
ϡ // the headcanon meme. I feel your answer is gonna be really really cute or really really feelsy.
Send me symbols for headcanons!
Send ϡ for a sleep headcanon.
Before the bite and when she was constantly a target for teasing Erica would sometimes have nightmares about the jokes and cruel words. Though after the bite she has had the dreams significantly less, there are times when the insecurities creep in and she relives the moments she wishes she could forget.
Tonight would be first full moon for his pack and he was especially worried about Erica. He did not think he made a mistake with turning her or the others of his pack but he knew how dangerous they would be since they would lack control. He decided he would go over how it would go once more with Erica. He would not have a hard time controlling them as an alpha but the more they worked with him the easier it would be. “Erica. Do you have a minute?”
Erica was particularly on edge today. It was the night of her first full moon after the bite and she trying her best to calm her senses but everything inside her had intensified. She knew she would evidently learn control but as a beta who was currently lacking it she also knew it would be a rough and potentially dangerous night. Though she was quickly snapped from her thoughts and worries about the full moon when Derek called her to the side. "I always have a minute for you," she said wearing what had most certainly become her signature smirk.
[ r e y e s ]:
✘ — ;; “Isn’t that just d a n d y.”
"Isn't it? You know I think if we play our cards right -- we can have so much fun together."
Send me symbols to learn more about my muse
Send ✚ for one of my muse’s prized possessions. Send ✿ for a happy memory. Send ➷ for a sports headcanon. Send ♆ for something my muse hates. Send ϡ for a sleep headcanon. Send ღ for a crush my muse has had. Send ✄ for a favourite movie of my muse’s. Send ☂ for a weather headcanon. Send ✎ for a school headcanon.
[ r e y e s ]:
✘ — ;; “Can you at least let me know why you’re staring?”
"No particular reason, you just seemed worthy of my attention for the time being."
;; blondebetababe
✘ — ;; “Didn’t your mom tell you staring’s rude.”
"Probably -- though I'll admit I'm not really one for doing what I'm told."