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blondedemoncommanderfromhell replied to your post:
Hiruma casually captures another blackmail off of the fucking roadrunner and laughs like a demonic maniac.
Alright.
Who the hell are you and why are you stalking me?
"Oh me?" Hiruma asked innocently. "I'm just an innocent passerby who happens to capture the best of things from the people living in this world."
He held out his hand to him. "Please to meet you."
Oooh~! Wow!
“Hi, everybody~!”
“This is so exciting! Don’t be shy, okay?! I’m a friendly gal, I promise!❤”
Hiruma walked casually at the blonde girl waving her hand in the air. A charming smile pasted on his face.
"Hello, there fuc- I mean, miss," Hiruma extended his own hand towards her. "Let's get along well, ne?"
Another person had appeared in this fucking world. Another person Hiruma needed to gather information from. He grinned.
“Blackmail information captured,” he said with devilish happiness. Hiruma watched with amusement as at how awkward the young boy was to the girl named Haru. Then started writing on his black notebook with a huge devious grin plastered on his face. “Looks like fucking speed brat likes the fucking cake monster.”
[Casually notices some man with very sharp teeth, wow he should get a dentist, bluntly watching him getting a hug from Haru. It takes only a second (less than that thanks to his ability to move at the speed of light) for him to snatch that black book right from the stalker’s hand, snorting while flipping through some pages just a few feet away from the blonde.]
Is this your diary or something?
"Fucking roadrunner," Hiruma grinned. He watched the man with the fucking yellow tights scan through his black notebook a few feet away from him. His shoulders started shaking with mirth.
Is this your diary or something?
Hiruma heard the him ask. He laughed out loud at the boy, tears almost spilling out of his eyes and his ears twitching at the trickery. Out of the blue came out another piece of black notebook. The one the boy held was just a simple notebook filled with nothing.
"You think I would hold the real book that carelessly when I know you can use that fucking speed of yours to take this?" Hiruma asked him mockingly. He shook his head and grinned. "You failed me, fucking roadrunner."
With that, he left the boy in the yellow suit looking like a complete fool of himself. The blackmail data safely hidden in some place only the devil-knows-where.
dazzlingthefuckoutofyou started following you
“What the fuck are you? A fucking light bulb?” Hiruma cackled, grabbed a flamethrower from out of the blue and fired it at the redhead. “If you want to fucking dazzle me, try something with more firepower! KEKEKEKEKE!”
“I.. I’m nothing like that. I—”
Was that a… Flamethrower? Oh God. Was this some kind of prank? Nope. No.. Those were REAL flames.
Ducking in cover now.
“H-HEY. What the hell?!”
Hiruma cackled more as the redhead ducked for cover, the tip of his hair caught fire. He changed firearms and now grabbed a machine gun from god-knows-where.
"Make 'em fucking loud too!" he shouted with glee.
cakeobsessed replied to your photo:
Yay! Haru is on it. -And proceeds to glomp Wally.-
Uh- oh hey.
[Completely not an awkward hug-giver.]
"Blackmail information captured," he said with devilish happiness. Hiruma watched with amusement as at how awkward the young boy was to the girl named Haru. Then started writing on his black notebook with a huge devious grin plastered on his face. "Looks like fucking speed brat likes the fucking cake monster."
dazzlingthefuckoutofyou started following you
"What the fuck are you? A fucking light bulb?" Hiruma cackled, grabbed a flamethrower from out of the blue and fired it at the redhead. "If you want to fucking dazzle me, try something with more firepower! KEKEKEKEKE!"
YA-HA!!!!! rapidly fires bullets to everyone
God damn it! Fucking lizard! Get fucking off me!
,,uHH, wHAT...
„dOES THIS MEAN I’M, uH, bEING WATCHED?
„,i GUESS I SHOULD„ gIVE YOU ALL A GREETING OF INCREDIBLE„, uHH, eNTHUSIASM
„sO, uH, HELLO! }:D
"No, you're fucking stalked, fucking horny. Ya-ha!"
A New Land for A Spiteful Centurion || Introductory
Oh my! This is quite the predicament…
[A certain dog-like Centurion just woke up on a hillside underneath a giant tree. He never remembered going to sleep… in fact… Centurions didn’t need sleep so why was he passed out? Was he attacked? So many questions, but at this very minute, he didn’t have any of the answers.
Tenebrae got to his feet and surveyed the area. It was certainly a very lush area, one that even looks like it hasn’t been touched by humans for quite a long time. Although, further inspection took his eyes to what looked to be a large shopping town of some kind. Tenebrae pondered on the situation]
Hmmm… I suppose it couldn’t hurt; one must start off on the right leg arfter all!
[As the Centurion walked towards the town, he noticed a human wandering about. Whether there was any purpose in it or if they were just out for a leisurely stroll was unknown, but since he had no idea about his current location, he called to them before walking over]
Ah, Excuse me!
You wouldn’t happen to know where I am, would you?
Hiruma leisurely walked among the crowds of Polis with his AK-47 gun carelessly slumped on his shoulder. He had been here in Arcadios for just a few days and he had seen a lot of interesting people that he could 'befriend' with. He remembered the fucking young lord and the fucking pipsqueak he'd just visited a couple of days ago. It was quite entertaining acquiring information about them. Maybe he should visit them once again. He grinned broadly.
He rounded a corner to go and walked towards a random shop. He then heard a soft call from behind him.
Ah, Excuse me!
He looked back and saw no one so he quirked a brow and wondered where the hell did the voice come from.
You wouldn’t happen to know where I am, would you?
Came the voice again, he looked down and saw a weird cat or was it a dog-like creature in front of him? He furrowed his brows together. The place was really filled with odd creatures coming out of nowhere.
"What the fuck are you?" he asked the creature.
You’re not just a fucking pipsqueak. You’re a fucking tuna pipsqueak. Ya-ha!
“STOP CALLING ME THAT! I’M NOT TUNA, MY NAME IS TSUNA!”
"You're a fucking fish, fucking pipsqueak. Kekeke..."
cakeobssessed started following you
Hiruma grinned then cackled with mischief at the young woman. “You’re gonna get fucking fat if you continue to eat like that.”
Ooh. That was mean.
Insert pout from Haru.
“Haru is not fat! I eat cake all the time!”
"You're a fucking cake monster then," Hiruma cackled and continued to tease Haru. "If you don't get flabby hands and cheeks from eating too much cake then you'll have the whole Arcadios deficient on cakes. Ya-ha!"
He knew he just hit the right spot. The look on the face of the young lord was so precious he was laughing his ass off, tears were almost spilling out of his eyes.
“Oh ho ho, how ballsy of you, demon.”
He heard Ciel say. Hiruma could sense the intense killing aura radiating from him but he didn’t mind it and continued to laugh his off. After taking a full deep breath, he looked at the young lord then burst to new fits of laughter.
“Fucking lordy, you should look at your face,” Hiruma grinned at him. “You look like you’re ready to kill me any minute now.”
He took out a semi-wrapped gum, plopped it to his mouth and started chewing it. He smirked at the fuming young lord. His calculating mind thought of how he could make good use of this young kid. ‘He might be just a kid. But the fucking brat might know a lot about this place,’ he silently contemplated.
“Oi, kid,” Hiruma called out to Ciel. “Do you have any idea on how I can go back to Deimon?”
Hiruma readied himself to whatever answer Ciel would give.
The hysterical laughing that this rude demon did only made Ciel calm down. He obviously was infected by some disease that made you a complete moron. All of the interest he had in said demon was now close to none.
“I don’t just look like I’m ready to kill you, I am ready to kill you.” he stated it like he was just talking about the weather.
He no longer held the rage inside that he did before, because frankly none of it was truly at the nickname. Most of it was because this world was a shit hole, and the other parts of it were because reasons.
“Oi, kid,” Hiruma called out to Ciel. “Do you have any idea on how I can go back to Deimon?”
At least ‘kid’ was better than ‘fucking lordy’.
“I don’t know where Deimon is, or how to go back. If I’m guessing right it’s your home world? Give up on going back, everyone’s world except for this one has been destroyed.” yet another statement that passed through his lips calmer than it should have.
'Tch' was his only reply. He had calculated his chances of ever going back to Deimon and knew that the chances were slim. Only 0.9%. With his answer, it was now completely down to 0%. He gritted his teeth in annoyance. All of his dreams, all of his comrades, now gone.
"Fuck," he uttered then calmed himself. There was no point in crying over spilled milk. If he was supposed to stay here, then so be it.
Hiruma scanned the young lord's room and walked towards the corner with a small open window. He sat and positioned himself comfortable then placed his gun slowly to one side.
"I'll stay here for the meantime, fucking lordy. I still don't have a fucking hut to live yet so I'll crash here for a while," he yawned, opened his book and read its contents. After sometime, his eyes began to drop and he fell asleep.
“E-EHHH? Kitten?! A-And I’m not a pipsqueak!”
You’re not just a fucking pipsqueak. You’re a fucking tuna pipsqueak. Ya-ha!
Are we both teasing the kitten named Tsuna? Very nice.
The fucking pipsqueak makes me want to fucking crush him. Hehehe..
He grinned even more. “Oh? What not fucking lordy? Fucking lordy sounds classy, doesn’t it? Does the fucking lordy agree that it’s a classy title?”
His ears twitched in amusement as he watched the reaction of the young lord. He knew that despite the sweet smile the boy was giving him underneath it, there was pure rage ready to explode any minute. ‘This is better compared to teasing that fucking manager,’ he thought, his eyes glinted with mischief and raised his black notebook.
“If you don’t like fucking lordy, how about fucking smiley?” He knew he hit the right spot after that.
When the pointy eared man said ‘fucking smiley’ Ciel’s face went from the cheery smile he had worn before to a grin that said ‘Let me fucking rip your face off’. He obviously just wanted to be called Ciel but for some reason or another, people didn’t want to call him that.
“Oh ho ho, how ballsy of you, demon.”
If the demon was trying to be funny or make friends, he was going the wrong way about it. Though Ciel could take a joke or two, he never really was one to like jokes played on him. After all, he was an Earl! Ciel definitely wanted to take his gun out and shoot so many holes in his head that even a demon would die from it.
He knew he just hit the right spot. The look on the face of the young lord was so precious he was laughing his ass off, tears were almost spilling out of his eyes.
“Oh ho ho, how ballsy of you, demon.”
He heard Ciel say. Hiruma could sense the intense killing aura radiating from him but he didn't mind it and continued to laugh his off. After taking a full deep breath, he looked at the young lord then burst to new fits of laughter.
"Fucking lordy, you should look at your face," Hiruma grinned at him. "You look like you're ready to kill me any minute now."
He took out a semi-wrapped gum, plopped it to his mouth and started chewing it. He smirked at the fuming young lord. His calculating mind thought of how he could make good use of this young kid. 'He might be just a kid. But the fucking brat might know a lot about this place,' he silently contemplated.
"Oi, kid," Hiruma called out to Ciel. "Do you have any idea on how I can go back to Deimon?"
Hiruma readied himself to whatever answer Ciel would give.
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[Oh.. hahaha.. Thank you. :) I always forget to put tags in my posts. OTL]
