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dylan. i don't actually exist so if you've ever met me it was a prank. ✉ indiebounce

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[mangacartaholygrail]

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

[alphacrone]

now at an age where i just wanna MAKE shit. bread. candles. baskets. birdhouses. the world isn't my oyster, it's my deluxe lego set.

[blonderoast]

finally

um

[tvandfilm]

SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven

[leahberman]

fahrenheit & celsius; red rock canyon state park, california

twitter / instagram

[turing-tested]

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

[turing-tested]

i don’t remember making this post

[dragontatoes]

you made the claim and then you proved it

[firefox-official]

lawyer voice: the tbh of the matter is,

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

I'm an empath because whenever someone tells me about something sad I go, "Aw :("

[newgodpho]

[theninthmember]

fave stardew valley moment of all time was when I was talking to evelyn and she was like “i love living by the ocean… as a child I used to collect seashells all day…” and then I handed her a shell and she said “it smells terrible :/“ and I lost a heart.

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

i bet on crazy frogs

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[candyredterezii]

tbh.. life really IS like the sims..

[candyredterezii]

wake up.. make sandwich… pee.. wazdee zanoopdul.

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[khorpses]

Me: idc what anyone thinks about me, I am myself and I’m not here to please anyone

Also me: tries to impress anyone I ever come in contact with.

[amoisthobo]

I’m not gon lie, when I was. Kid I used to drink pool water!!! The chlorine poisoning is prolly what’s wrong wit me now!!