Stuck in infinite work loop

LobCorp Agent RP blog| Just a tired nuggget who keeps getting stuck in a loop of working on the Piano Lady. Drinks Blood to survive

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

Introduction, I guess?

Hello to everyone. You all can call me Brook. Pronouns are He/They/It/Xe. Agent no. [REDACTED] Department: Training I used to work in a different facility on the other side of the district but after some... incidents I was transferred over to here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------

The Higher Ups:

@lc-manager-x

@x-manager

@netzach-irl

@yesods-a-purple-punk

@sleepy-chesed

@trainingteamsephirah

@redbura

@extractiontea

@alternative-architecture

(TBA)

Coworkers:

@lcorps-agents @laby-in-lcorp

@snuybnuy @mao-of-architecture

@windexistasty @firebirdandmimicry

@redhyacinths @birdbraind

@lobotomize-me-captain @lc-agent-cress

@notkarl @iota17 @angelicitalics

@agent-coffee @o-04-66-b

(TBA) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OOC Section: -Won't follow Cannon, obviously -Expect some chaos -Use proper RP etiquette and be a decent human being

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

REWIND MEMORY REPOSITORY

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook is currently working with ppodae. He may or may not be spoiling the little dog abnormality (He's immune to the charm but he likes dogs)]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

do you ever feel like you are being watched @notkarl

[Brook]: Sometimes. But then I remember that our manager rarely leaves his office and uses the security cameras to help with his work.

[Brook]: And then I also remember that Burrowing Heaven exists. And that the Nothing There and Big Bird's EGO Gifts exist as well.

[Brook]: But other than all that I don't get that feeling often.

[Brook]: Somethin' up?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Snipped from here]

[The brown-haired agent has a calm smile on his face]

"Glad that yer feelin' a bawherr better. Whiles, juist talking tae someone kin hulp oot wi' hings."

[notkarl]

Yeah...

[Marx is cozy]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook's communicator signals a new work order, somewhat ruining the moment.]

"Och darn… Looks lik' ah git tae wirk oan clouded monk…"

[The large, brown-haired agent gets up]

"Ah kin wash up 'ere. Cop free tae tak' a rest 'ere, ah kin tell yi''ll need it."

[He then leans close to Marx and whispers]

"Thir's some blood bags in a minifridge in th' ground-level cubboard neist tae th' fridge, juist sae ye ken."

[Brook heads up and moves towards the door]

"Bade safe, a'richt?"

[Brook leaves the Training Department Break Room and heads off to the Extraction Department.]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

do you ever feel like you are being watched @notkarl

[Brook]: Sometimes. But then I remember that our manager rarely leaves his office and uses the security cameras to help with his work.

[Brook]: And then I also remember that Burrowing Heaven exists. And that the Nothing There and Big Bird's EGO Gifts exist as well.

[Brook]: But other than all that I don't get that feeling often.

[Brook]: Somethin' up?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Snipped from here]

[The brown-haired agent has a calm smile on his face]

"Glad that yer feelin' a bawherr better. Whiles, juist talking tae someone kin hulp oot wi' hings."

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

do you ever feel like you are being watched @notkarl

[Brook]: Sometimes. But then I remember that our manager rarely leaves his office and uses the security cameras to help with his work.

[Brook]: And then I also remember that Burrowing Heaven exists. And that the Nothing There and Big Bird's EGO Gifts exist as well.

[Brook]: But other than all that I don't get that feeling often.

[Brook]: Somethin' up?

[notkarl]

I'm gonna talk about this irl. it's safer that way. where are you?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Training Department Break Room

[Brook]: Hope you have a vocal translator because most folks tend to not understand my accent without one

[Brook]: Want me to make some coffee while you are on the way here?

[notkarl]

there's onw on my comm dw

on my way

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Aye

[Brook puts his phone away and moves over back to the break room kitchenette.]

[He uses his tail to get the coffee/expresso machine started and grabs some mugs & stuff while waiting for Marx to get to the break room]

[notkarl]

[After awhile, Marx arrives. he seems nervous]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[By the time Marx had arrived, Brook had finished making coffee (a cup of regular black coffee and a (not iced) latte).]

"Ah. Awright marx. Cop free tae tak' a seat anywhere 'n' we kin blether. Ye seem ower nervous laddie."

[notkarl]

[Marx sits down and sighs]

It’s the alternates. Ever since one of them locked me in my dorm, I’ve been feeling their presence everywhere

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

"Och. That mak's mair sense noo. Ah an' a' clocked a thing fae yin o' th' folks that extract th' ego gear we uise that th' alternates stole some goosed ego gear. 'n' that some folks hae gaen missing."

[If Marx had not noticed it yet, he does now notice Brook's tail, which Brook did not have an hour ago.]

[notkarl]

Ach.....

[beat]

nice tail

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

"Ah. Cheers. Th' damn thing manifests itself randomly. It disappears efter a tae hours bit larely tis bin poppin' up mair often… Tis annoyin'."

[Brook takes a sip of his late after saying that, his tail slightly slamming on the floor in mild annoyance]

[notkarl]

At least you don't turn into a red Mandelbrot set whenever you get too angry

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook nearly chokes on his coffee]

"Whit th' bloody bugger is a Mandelbrot?"

[The tall, vampiric agent is rather surprised to say the least.]

[notkarl]

My monstrous form has fractal geometry

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[The brown-haired agent seems calmed by that.]

"Ye mist be a pain in th' bahookie tae deal wi' in that form… Geometry is a bloody pain."

[notkarl]

mhm

[sips coffee]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook set his coffee down, it was almost finished. His tail has now disappeared.]

"Dae yer feelin' a bawherr better noo?"

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

do you ever feel like you are being watched @notkarl

[Brook]: Sometimes. But then I remember that our manager rarely leaves his office and uses the security cameras to help with his work.

[Brook]: And then I also remember that Burrowing Heaven exists. And that the Nothing There and Big Bird's EGO Gifts exist as well.

[Brook]: But other than all that I don't get that feeling often.

[Brook]: Somethin' up?

[notkarl]

I'm gonna talk about this irl. it's safer that way. where are you?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Training Department Break Room

[Brook]: Hope you have a vocal translator because most folks tend to not understand my accent without one

[Brook]: Want me to make some coffee while you are on the way here?

[notkarl]

there's onw on my comm dw

on my way

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Aye

[Brook puts his phone away and moves over back to the break room kitchenette.]

[He uses his tail to get the coffee/expresso machine started and grabs some mugs & stuff while waiting for Marx to get to the break room]

[notkarl]

[After awhile, Marx arrives. he seems nervous]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[By the time Marx had arrived, Brook had finished making coffee (a cup of regular black coffee and a (not iced) latte).]

"Ah. Awright marx. Cop free tae tak' a seat anywhere 'n' we kin blether. Ye seem ower nervous laddie."

[notkarl]

[Marx sits down and sighs]

It’s the alternates. Ever since one of them locked me in my dorm, I’ve been feeling their presence everywhere

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

"Och. That mak's mair sense noo. Ah an' a' clocked a thing fae yin o' th' folks that extract th' ego gear we uise that th' alternates stole some goosed ego gear. 'n' that some folks hae gaen missing."

[If Marx had not noticed it yet, he does now notice Brook's tail, which Brook did not have an hour ago.]

[notkarl]

Ach.....

[beat]

nice tail

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

"Ah. Cheers. Th' damn thing manifests itself randomly. It disappears efter a tae hours bit larely tis bin poppin' up mair often… Tis annoyin'."

[Brook takes a sip of his late after saying that, his tail slightly slamming on the floor in mild annoyance]

[notkarl]

At least you don't turn into a red Mandelbrot set whenever you get too angry

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook nearly chokes on his coffee]

"Whit th' bloody bugger is a Mandelbrot?"

[The tall, vampiric agent is rather surprised to say the least.]

[notkarl]

My monstrous form has fractal geometry

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[The brown-haired agent seems calmed by that.]

"Ye mist be a pain in th' bahookie tae deal wi' in that form… Geometry is a bloody pain."

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

do you ever feel like you are being watched @notkarl

[Brook]: Sometimes. But then I remember that our manager rarely leaves his office and uses the security cameras to help with his work.

[Brook]: And then I also remember that Burrowing Heaven exists. And that the Nothing There and Big Bird's EGO Gifts exist as well.

[Brook]: But other than all that I don't get that feeling often.

[Brook]: Somethin' up?

[notkarl]

I'm gonna talk about this irl. it's safer that way. where are you?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Training Department Break Room

[Brook]: Hope you have a vocal translator because most folks tend to not understand my accent without one

[Brook]: Want me to make some coffee while you are on the way here?

[notkarl]

there's onw on my comm dw

on my way

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Aye

[Brook puts his phone away and moves over back to the break room kitchenette.]

[He uses his tail to get the coffee/expresso machine started and grabs some mugs & stuff while waiting for Marx to get to the break room]

[notkarl]

[After awhile, Marx arrives. he seems nervous]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[By the time Marx had arrived, Brook had finished making coffee (a cup of regular black coffee and a (not iced) latte).]

"Ah. Awright marx. Cop free tae tak' a seat anywhere 'n' we kin blether. Ye seem ower nervous laddie."

[notkarl]

[Marx sits down and sighs]

It’s the alternates. Ever since one of them locked me in my dorm, I’ve been feeling their presence everywhere

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

"Och. That mak's mair sense noo. Ah an' a' clocked a thing fae yin o' th' folks that extract th' ego gear we uise that th' alternates stole some goosed ego gear. 'n' that some folks hae gaen missing."

[If Marx had not noticed it yet, he does now notice Brook's tail, which Brook did not have an hour ago.]

[notkarl]

Ach.....

[beat]

nice tail

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

"Ah. Cheers. Th' damn thing manifests itself randomly. It disappears efter a tae hours bit larely tis bin poppin' up mair often… Tis annoyin'."

[Brook takes a sip of his late after saying that, his tail slightly slamming on the floor in mild annoyance]

[notkarl]

At least you don't turn into a red Mandelbrot set whenever you get too angry

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook nearly chokes on his coffee]

"Whit th' bloody bugger is a Mandelbrot?"

[The tall, vampiric agent is rather surprised to say the least.]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

do you ever feel like you are being watched @notkarl

[Brook]: Sometimes. But then I remember that our manager rarely leaves his office and uses the security cameras to help with his work.

[Brook]: And then I also remember that Burrowing Heaven exists. And that the Nothing There and Big Bird's EGO Gifts exist as well.

[Brook]: But other than all that I don't get that feeling often.

[Brook]: Somethin' up?

[notkarl]

I'm gonna talk about this irl. it's safer that way. where are you?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Training Department Break Room

[Brook]: Hope you have a vocal translator because most folks tend to not understand my accent without one

[Brook]: Want me to make some coffee while you are on the way here?

[notkarl]

there's onw on my comm dw

on my way

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Aye

[Brook puts his phone away and moves over back to the break room kitchenette.]

[He uses his tail to get the coffee/expresso machine started and grabs some mugs & stuff while waiting for Marx to get to the break room]

[notkarl]

[After awhile, Marx arrives. he seems nervous]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[By the time Marx had arrived, Brook had finished making coffee (a cup of regular black coffee and a (not iced) latte).]

"Ah. Awright marx. Cop free tae tak' a seat anywhere 'n' we kin blether. Ye seem ower nervous laddie."

[notkarl]

[Marx sits down and sighs]

It’s the alternates. Ever since one of them locked me in my dorm, I’ve been feeling their presence everywhere

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

"Och. That mak's mair sense noo. Ah an' a' clocked a thing fae yin o' th' folks that extract th' ego gear we uise that th' alternates stole some goosed ego gear. 'n' that some folks hae gaen missing."

[If Marx had not noticed it yet, he does now notice Brook's tail, which Brook did not have an hour ago.]

[notkarl]

Ach.....

[beat]

nice tail

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

"Ah. Cheers. Th' damn thing manifests itself randomly. It disappears efter a tae hours bit larely tis bin poppin' up mair often… Tis annoyin'."

[Brook takes a sip of his late after saying that, his tail slightly slamming on the floor in mild annoyance]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

do you ever feel like you are being watched @notkarl

[Brook]: Sometimes. But then I remember that our manager rarely leaves his office and uses the security cameras to help with his work.

[Brook]: And then I also remember that Burrowing Heaven exists. And that the Nothing There and Big Bird's EGO Gifts exist as well.

[Brook]: But other than all that I don't get that feeling often.

[Brook]: Somethin' up?

[notkarl]

I'm gonna talk about this irl. it's safer that way. where are you?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Training Department Break Room

[Brook]: Hope you have a vocal translator because most folks tend to not understand my accent without one

[Brook]: Want me to make some coffee while you are on the way here?

[notkarl]

there's onw on my comm dw

on my way

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Aye

[Brook puts his phone away and moves over back to the break room kitchenette.]

[He uses his tail to get the coffee/expresso machine started and grabs some mugs & stuff while waiting for Marx to get to the break room]

[notkarl]

[After awhile, Marx arrives. he seems nervous]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[By the time Marx had arrived, Brook had finished making coffee (a cup of regular black coffee and a (not iced) latte).]

"Ah. Awright marx. Cop free tae tak' a seat anywhere 'n' we kin blether. Ye seem ower nervous laddie."

[notkarl]

[Marx sits down and sighs]

It’s the alternates. Ever since one of them locked me in my dorm, I’ve been feeling their presence everywhere

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

"Och. That mak's mair sense noo. Ah an' a' clocked a thing fae yin o' th' folks that extract th' ego gear we uise that th' alternates stole some goosed ego gear. 'n' that some folks hae gaen missing."

[If Marx had not noticed it yet, he does now notice Brook's tail, which Brook did not have an hour ago.]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

do you ever feel like you are being watched @notkarl

[Brook]: Sometimes. But then I remember that our manager rarely leaves his office and uses the security cameras to help with his work.

[Brook]: And then I also remember that Burrowing Heaven exists. And that the Nothing There and Big Bird's EGO Gifts exist as well.

[Brook]: But other than all that I don't get that feeling often.

[Brook]: Somethin' up?

[notkarl]

I'm gonna talk about this irl. it's safer that way. where are you?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Training Department Break Room

[Brook]: Hope you have a vocal translator because most folks tend to not understand my accent without one

[Brook]: Want me to make some coffee while you are on the way here?

[notkarl]

there's onw on my comm dw

on my way

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Aye

[Brook puts his phone away and moves over back to the break room kitchenette.]

[He uses his tail to get the coffee/expresso machine started and grabs some mugs & stuff while waiting for Marx to get to the break room]

[notkarl]

[After awhile, Marx arrives. he seems nervous]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[By the time Marx had arrived, Brook had finished making coffee (a cup of regular black coffee and a (not iced) latte).]

"Ah. Awright marx. Cop free tae tak' a seat anywhere 'n' we kin blether. Ye seem ower nervous laddie."

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

do you ever feel like you are being watched @notkarl

[Brook]: Sometimes. But then I remember that our manager rarely leaves his office and uses the security cameras to help with his work.

[Brook]: And then I also remember that Burrowing Heaven exists. And that the Nothing There and Big Bird's EGO Gifts exist as well.

[Brook]: But other than all that I don't get that feeling often.

[Brook]: Somethin' up?

[notkarl]

I'm gonna talk about this irl. it's safer that way. where are you?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Training Department Break Room

[Brook]: Hope you have a vocal translator because most folks tend to not understand my accent without one

[Brook]: Want me to make some coffee while you are on the way here?

[notkarl]

there's onw on my comm dw

on my way

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Aye

[Brook puts his phone away and moves over back to the break room kitchenette.]

[He uses his tail to get the coffee/expresso machine started and grabs some mugs & stuff while waiting for Marx to get to the break room]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

do you ever feel like you are being watched @notkarl

[Brook]: Sometimes. But then I remember that our manager rarely leaves his office and uses the security cameras to help with his work.

[Brook]: And then I also remember that Burrowing Heaven exists. And that the Nothing There and Big Bird's EGO Gifts exist as well.

[Brook]: But other than all that I don't get that feeling often.

[Brook]: Somethin' up?

[notkarl]

I'm gonna talk about this irl. it's safer that way. where are you?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook]: Training Department Break Room

[Brook]: Hope you have a vocal translator because most folks tend to not understand my accent without one

[Brook]: Want me to make some coffee while you are on the way here?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

do you ever feel like you are being watched @notkarl

[Brook]: Sometimes. But then I remember that our manager rarely leaves his office and uses the security cameras to help with his work.

[Brook]: And then I also remember that Burrowing Heaven exists. And that the Nothing There and Big Bird's EGO Gifts exist as well.

[Brook]: But other than all that I don't get that feeling often.

[Brook]: Somethin' up?

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook just vibes in the Training Department break room, eating some jeon and having some orange juice]

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

[Brook makes it back to the Training Department's break room in record time. His tail is still out and about (not that anyone's pointed it out yet).]

[He takes out some of the kimchi-jeon he left in the fridge (it seems to now be almost gone. Seems like that was quite popular), grab a pan & some oil, and begins to refry/recook what is left.]

[lc-manager-x]

Awright high heid yin? kin ah stoap workin' 'n' tak' th' rest o' th' day aff?

Bin workina'maist nonstop a' day 'n' a'm starting tae cop lik' a'm aff tae gang intae a blood blurry again.

(Read: bin workin nonstop a' day 'n' ah dinnae wantae lose control 'n' attack someone)

TRANSLATION:

Hey Manager? Can I stop working and take the rest of the day off?

Been working almost nonstop all day and I'm starting to feel like I'm going to go into a blood haze again.

(Read: been working nonstop all day and I don't want to lose control and attack someone)

@bloodfiend-adjacent

Oh, please take a break!

[bloodfiend-adjacent]

Ta. Ah an' a' juist git Della Luna's ego gift. Ah wull noo be aff tae snag some mair iron supplments fae th' infirmary. Thankfully ah dinnae need tae dram blood gey often.

TRANSLATION:

Thank you. I also just got Della Luna's EGO gift. I will now be off to snag some more iron supplments from the infirmary. Thankfully I don't need to drink blood very often.