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@bloodied-sullied
"how it is to be on this bitch of an earth
unfortunately, i do not plan on making it better"
i once played gen on another blog, but ive remade her here. itd be appreciated if you reblog this and follow me!!
mun is 23, muse age depends but typically 20
ocs, canon characters, any fandom! multiship, multitimeline
Frisk maybe, I mean you have Paci, but what would the other be named.
yooo imagine i made a frisk named gen and it was gen and paci and-- wait i'm being informed
yeah i did that joke with my best friend already fuCK--
anyways i dunno what i'd name a frisk if i made one, i'm not that good at naming
huh i was summoned?
this is my yearly post or whatever.
@crownburned EXCUSE ME????
hey guys what if i returned to tumblr because porn is allowed
TITS
rp sentence starters but its from my friends discord server quotes channel
"the french language is a slur."
"square up, child."
"ive come to a conclusion that dads that dance are a master race"
"well, alright buddy. ill be in hell."
"eh, theyre poker cards, not tarot cards. whatever. give me your money."
"i accidentally misspelled compliment as continent."
"i had to stop eating my ice cream and contemplate that, you ass."
"i could drink 60 gallons a day and my medicine will still slurp every drop of water out of me."
"of all hills to die on, you choose the ant hill."
"thanks for NOT coming to my TEDTalk. if you wouldve come to my TEDTalk, i wouldve killed you."
"so long, rainbow dash!"
"you have a lot of time to prepare for horse cock."
"do you wear joxers or jriefs under your jorts?"
"okay... lets say i was my uncle..."
"id like some mike & ikes, hold the ikes."
"dont let the doctor steal your dick in surgery."
"dating is just like chess!"
"oh my god we thought you were dead. can you go back to that?"
"mmm yum catgirl water"
"my balls are like stickers because theyre scratch and sniff."
"yeah so you know how i said i dont like killing children? yeah, i lied."
"hey, youre gonna love whats on your roof tomorrow."
"my dick is the 18karat run of bad luck."
"im going to start your balls up with an electric motor."
"STOP BEING CONFUSED!!!"
"i cannot discern the gender of this monkey but i know that its french."
"put me on the do not call unless you are steve list."
"im abusing the straw. pummeling the wheat."
"oh my god i feel like my nose is on its period."
"abracadabra, alakazam, you are now a ham."
"i need to marry off my sisters."
"i have a pipebomb."
"dont do that because ill be blamed because im the adult."
"im gonna shit my pants crying."
"buddy, you backed yourself into a corner, did a handstand, and now youre saying you cant walk?"
"oh my god youre not funny."
"i need you to know that was incredibly unfunny."
"did i walk into foreplay???"
"you seem like the kind of guy to like head."
"i used to have a friend and now i have a pokemon."
"am i a whore for feeling love?"
"oh no! theyve got guns and theyre very angry!"
"fricking swearword."
"i need a hearse."
"hear me out on the dimensional horror..."
"the fuck is a kilometer."
"oh my god thats so funny i wanna body slam you."
"hey i found the good knife!"
"I CAUGHT YOU IN 4K BITCH"
"where are your bones..."
anyhow im boutta break my silence by making my OWN rp liner post fuck all of you
✞ 666 ✞
Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not.
"Aha... The voices are getting louder again.
When the fuck am I going to get control?"
playing dnd and shiro is drawing from the deck of many things
we had the option of rolling or picking a number
I say "trust in the dice," get a two
I get one use of the wish spell
someone else trusts in the heart of the dice, gets three uses
and ANOTHER gets two after when they too get lucky to draw the wish spell.
In other news; two people lost their souls, and two others have to fight death.
haha im the dm :)
and then you guys get a boss battle session 20!
Helluva Boss Starters!
General tag for explicit content. Pronouns / context can be changed as you see fit.
‘ Okay, I’m not naming any names here… ______. ’
‘ You’re gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did. ’
‘ Right now, all I see is just my dad’s asshole talking to me! ’
‘ The fuck is insurance? ’
‘ You know what? I can’t take this assault anymore! ’
‘ What the-WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?! ’
‘ Does insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life? ’
‘ What the FUCK was that, _____? ’
‘ SHUT THE FUCK UP! ’
‘ You are so cute when you’re serious. ’
‘ That is… deeply upsetting. ’
‘ Choke on a sandpaper cock. ’
‘ I don’t pry into your stupid personal lives. ’
‘ You do that all the time! ’
‘ What? You’d wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like! ’
‘ ______, shut the fuck up. ’
‘ Oh yeah? I wish I had friends. ’
‘ We have a parking spot on the line! ’
‘ I am not a possum! ’
‘ Stop getting hysterical, fatty! ’
‘ I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit! ’
‘ There’s literally nothing bad about opera, and that’s fact. ’
today's mood, 06/09/2022.
remember to be violent and unforgiving 😊
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES QUOTES
change to fit as needed!
“Try to imagine him in his underwear!…Oh my god, HE’S HOT!!
“Here, please hit me as hard as you can.”
“I have no soul.”
“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”
“Oh, it’s days like this that make me wish I had gone to college.”
“I hate all of you.”
“Well, it wouldn’t be the first time you ruined everything.”
“Please come again. When I’m not working.”
“Wake me up when I care.”
“Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.”
“Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.”
“Welcome to the House of Misery. May I take your order?”
“I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.”
“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.”
“Another day, another migraine”
“Everybody’s a critic.”
“Is it time already for you to ruin my day?”
“I’m not rushing perfection, I’m rushing you!”
“I can’t believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.”
“Does this look unsure to you? “
“Why is it whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong? “
“When I die, you stay away from my funeral.”
“One – I hate you. And two – how can that be me when I’ m standing right here!?”
“That’s his eager face.”
“Right, like I would spend a moment of my time…blowing bubbles!”
“ No, I’m not bald! I’m alive! “
“Seriously? Aren’t you overreacting a bit?”
More Sibling Dynamics
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“Go get me a soda. Don’t make me start counting down. One…two…”
“Will you stop touching my stuff?!”
“Looking for this?”
“Do not go into the bathroom right now if you value your life. Mom/Dad had bean tacos.”
“If aliens are real, I hope they abduct you, so I can get some peace and quiet.”
“You look sad. Why are you sad? Who do I need to kill for you?”
“I’m the favorite.”
“Grandma/Grandpa is coming over, you know what that means.”
“It’s your turn to do the laundry.”
“You crashed the car! You are so dead!”
“Hey, I gotta sneak out, can you cover for me?”
“What’s in it for me?”
“I am begging you to please hear the words that are coming out of your mouth right now.”
“Remember, we keep a distance of at least fifteen to twenty feet at all times, and we don’t know each other.”
“Forging a signature for another sick note? The truancy officer is gonna have your ass eventually.”
“If we go down, then we go down together.”
“No, officer, I’ve never seen this person before in my life.”
“I think you were switched at birth or something, we can’t actually be related.”
“I will always have your back. Don’t doubt that.”
