"Thank you for your cooperation, sweetie~"

Link Click Rp blog | Crossover Welcome!

[bloody-storm]

"Oh? Hello, sweetie~"

"The youth these days don't seem to know their manners..."

Infos!

Link Click rp blog! Other fandoms are very welcome because I adore crossovers and routinely cause them.

He's 28 (which IS canon if the math was done right btw).

He's a MASSIVE simp for Liu Xiao

#records on the paifangs -> answered asks

#prey better run away -> open rp starters!

Headcanons / Facts

Short Stories:

Records Written Upon The Paifangs (HC Backstory

Torn Apart. Stitched Together

What's The Difference Between Wolf and Dog?

A Childhood Marred By Darkness

Crumbling Throne

Pain Named Outrage

His short stories can also be found on ao3

Usual rules!

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My dad died”

[bloody-storm]

"Congrats"

^is running with the assumption that he was terrible

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t meet him”

[bloody-storm]

"Ah"

[smilingforthecamera]

“So”

[bloody-storm]

"... same"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Guess we match”

[bloody-storm]

"A hint"

[smilingforthecamera]

He offers a high five

“I don’t know how I’m supposed to react to that”

[bloody-storm]

He looks amused, but high fives

[smilingforthecamera]

He takes that as a win

[bloody-storm]

"I can fix your mother issues?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“What?

[bloody-storm]

"I have a gun"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No. You are not shooting my mother”

[bloody-storm]

"It was just an offer"

[smilingforthecamera]

“She doesn’t mean bad”

[bloody-storm]

"Hm"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Mhm”

[bloody-storm]

"Fair enough"

[smilingforthecamera]

“She’s just interesting”

[bloody-storm]

"... right"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My dad died”

[bloody-storm]

"Congrats"

^is running with the assumption that he was terrible

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t meet him”

[bloody-storm]

"Ah"

[smilingforthecamera]

“So”

[bloody-storm]

"... same"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Guess we match”

[bloody-storm]

"A hint"

[smilingforthecamera]

He offers a high five

“I don’t know how I’m supposed to react to that”

[bloody-storm]

He looks amused, but high fives

[smilingforthecamera]

He takes that as a win

[bloody-storm]

"I can fix your mother issues?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“What?

[bloody-storm]

"I have a gun"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No. You are not shooting my mother”

[bloody-storm]

"It was just an offer"

[smilingforthecamera]

“She doesn’t mean bad”

[bloody-storm]

"Hm"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Mhm”

[bloody-storm]

"Fair enough"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My dad died”

[bloody-storm]

"Congrats"

^is running with the assumption that he was terrible

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t meet him”

[bloody-storm]

"Ah"

[smilingforthecamera]

“So”

[bloody-storm]

"... same"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Guess we match”

[bloody-storm]

"A hint"

[smilingforthecamera]

He offers a high five

“I don’t know how I’m supposed to react to that”

[bloody-storm]

He looks amused, but high fives

[smilingforthecamera]

He takes that as a win

[bloody-storm]

"I can fix your mother issues?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“What?

[bloody-storm]

"I have a gun"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No. You are not shooting my mother”

[bloody-storm]

"It was just an offer"

[smilingforthecamera]

“She doesn’t mean bad”

[bloody-storm]

"Hm"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My dad died”

[bloody-storm]

"Congrats"

^is running with the assumption that he was terrible

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t meet him”

[bloody-storm]

"Ah"

[smilingforthecamera]

“So”

[bloody-storm]

"... same"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Guess we match”

[bloody-storm]

"A hint"

[smilingforthecamera]

He offers a high five

“I don’t know how I’m supposed to react to that”

[bloody-storm]

He looks amused, but high fives

[smilingforthecamera]

He takes that as a win

[bloody-storm]

"I can fix your mother issues?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“What?

[bloody-storm]

"I have a gun"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No. You are not shooting my mother”

[bloody-storm]

"It was just an offer"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My dad died”

[bloody-storm]

"Congrats"

^is running with the assumption that he was terrible

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t meet him”

[bloody-storm]

"Ah"

[smilingforthecamera]

“So”

[bloody-storm]

"... same"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Guess we match”

[bloody-storm]

"A hint"

[smilingforthecamera]

He offers a high five

“I don’t know how I’m supposed to react to that”

[bloody-storm]

He looks amused, but high fives

[smilingforthecamera]

He takes that as a win

[bloody-storm]

"I can fix your mother issues?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“What?

[bloody-storm]

"I have a gun"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My dad died”

[bloody-storm]

"Congrats"

^is running with the assumption that he was terrible

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t meet him”

[bloody-storm]

"Ah"

[smilingforthecamera]

“So”

[bloody-storm]

"... same"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Guess we match”

[bloody-storm]

"A hint"

[smilingforthecamera]

He offers a high five

“I don’t know how I’m supposed to react to that”

[bloody-storm]

He looks amused, but high fives

[smilingforthecamera]

He takes that as a win

[bloody-storm]

"I can fix your mother issues?"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My dad died”

[bloody-storm]

"Congrats"

^is running with the assumption that he was terrible

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t meet him”

[bloody-storm]

"Ah"

[smilingforthecamera]

“So”

[bloody-storm]

"... same"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Guess we match”

[bloody-storm]

"A hint"

[smilingforthecamera]

He offers a high five

“I don’t know how I’m supposed to react to that”

[bloody-storm]

He looks amused, but high fives

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My dad died”

[bloody-storm]

"Congrats"

^is running with the assumption that he was terrible

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t meet him”

[bloody-storm]

"Ah"

[smilingforthecamera]

“So”

[bloody-storm]

"... same"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Guess we match”

[bloody-storm]

"A hint"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My dad died”

[bloody-storm]

"Congrats"

^is running with the assumption that he was terrible

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t meet him”

[bloody-storm]

"Ah"

[smilingforthecamera]

“So”

[bloody-storm]

"... same"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My dad died”

[bloody-storm]

"Congrats"

^is running with the assumption that he was terrible

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t meet him”

[bloody-storm]

"Ah"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My dad died”

[bloody-storm]

"Congrats"

^is running with the assumption that he was terrible

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

He blinks, “oh. Atleast she’s dead?”

[bloody-storm]

"Indeed. The only good thing she ever did"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

“My mother is.. interesting.”

[bloody-storm]

"Mine was a..."

He proceeds to say something... that should not be repeated. At least in Chinese

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm.. I don’t talk about mine either”

[bloody-storm]

"Makes sense. Families are terrible"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I didn’t expect that”

[bloody-storm]

"That's fair. I don't tend to bring up my family"

[smilingforthecamera]

Can you confirm that Vein calls everyone sweetie?

“I’m shocked he’s never called a mailman sweetie”

[bloody-storm]

"... well-"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Why are you like this”

[bloody-storm]

"Like what? Polite?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Calling a stranger sweetie is odd”

[bloody-storm]

"I call people tasty regular, and sweetie is what you consider odd?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fucking mail man”

[bloody-storm]

"People from Bridon used to call me 'love' and 'darling' out of nowhere before I started getting more famous. The fucking cashiers"

^deadpan

[smilingforthecamera]

“British people are weird”

[bloody-storm]

"So?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Don’t use that argument”

[bloody-storm]

"Too late'

[smilingforthecamera]

He sighs

[bloody-storm]

"Well, I'm right"

[smilingforthecamera]

“No

[bloody-storm]

"Yes I am. People here talk like thos frequently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Hm”

[bloody-storm]

"Admit it. How many times have you heard terms like these recently"

[smilingforthecamera]

“A lot but stil”

[bloody-storm]

"And how many were strangers?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Many..”

[bloody-storm]

"So what does that tell us~"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You’re British”

[bloody-storm]

"That too, yes"

^says the walking good luck charm collection

[smilingforthecamera]

“Pfft”

[bloody-storm]

"What? What's so funny?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Nothing”

[bloody-storm]

"You laughed. Tell me"

[smilingforthecamera]

“Didn’t think you’d agree “

[bloody-storm]

"... I lived here most of my life, Fei"

[smilingforthecamera]

“I know”

[bloody-storm]

"So why wouldn't I agree? Besides, I'm half British anyway"

[smilingforthecamera]

“You are?!”

[bloody-storm]

"... yes?"

[smilingforthecamera]

“The fuck”

[bloody-storm]

"Excuse me?"