bloody

they/them || rp blog || grabbin since 2021

[hobgobknowsbest]

PRO TIPS

[inverttheory]

i hope the lady who foiled my shoplifting attempt knows that mr. walmart cares way more about his profits than he ever could about her . that her labour is being taken advantage of by a megacorportation that destroys small businesses and works employees into the ground all for the sake of the allmighty dollar . that i needed that chicken way more than the megabillion dollar company does . i also hope she knows that i stole coffee, soya sauce, apples, & some other shit .

[hobgobknowsbest]

[transastronautistic]

Quite enjoyed this sign in a local Decatur shop:

please don’t steal from small businesses

(but big corporations are fair game)

[julesislifting]

Excuses for where you got something to your parents or friends:

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

“I went thrifting”

“[insert name] didn’t need it anymore so they gave it to me”

“I got it because it was on sale/discounted”

“I downloaded the stores app and it gave me a discount for joining”

“[insert name] works at the shop so they get free things sometimes so they gave it to me”

“[insert name] let me use their staff discount”

“I got it from work”

“It was going to be thrown out so I asked if I could have it”

“I got a freebie because I spent a certain amount in the store”

“I saw it was damaged so I asked if I could have a discount”

“I’ve had it for so long so I’ve forgotten where I even got it”

“It was a birthday gift”

“I went with [insert name] (preferably a partner) and they treated me with it”

“I found a gift card that still had money on it”

“I won it in a raffle”

[bloodycrimehands]

if you have a messy room like me you can also say that you found it somewhere (under your bed, in your closet, in the corner, etc)

[lifterkitten]

how it feels whenever someone asks me to go to michaels/art stores

[majoralifter-deactivated2018010]

who needs sex when you could steal things?

[itsadamnlongstory]

Stealing is Better Than Sex (not sponsored by too faced)

[outmygrave-deactivated20240102]

i LOVE STEALING !!!!! I LOVE THEFT !!!!! I LOVE TAKING THINGS THAT ARENT MINE !!!!! SHOPLIFTING IS MY FAVORITE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[orpheusilver]

toy stores are like the dark souls of autism

[gummees]

[profeminist]

Poster source: https://twitter.com/TheREALFlyDog/status/1555701176339148800

[bloodycrimehands]

lifting ❤️

from spirit halloween, five below and dollar tree

total: $97.72

(the sausages were fuckin $17.50 for 14 at the dollar tree, i just grabbed the box and shoved it in my bag lmao)

[julesislifting]

💕Not mine 💕,message if yk the original creator

[lifterlovey]

[tooies]

piracy isnt theft but i wish it was. i wish i could download a disney movie and then they dont have it anymore

[heartyandere]

Buy-none get-one deals, also known as stealing,

[godposted]

They're just doing their own thing, they don't have the resources behind them like a big chain store does. If you steal from honest people, you're scum. xoxo