ʰᵃʰᵃʰᵃʰᵃᵃᵃᵃ !!!

𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐉𝐈𝐍𝐗𝐄𝐃     /     heavy wip

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hiatus notice

I can’t really write right now. I feel like shit and I don’t want to put that into m writing or make anyone uncomfortable. –

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                                              DO     YOU     EVEN     LIFT          ?

                                              are     you     into     buff ,         intelligent ,         and     confident     russian     women          ??          boy          —–          are     you     in     for     a     treat .          meet     aleksandra     zaryanova .          aleksandra     zaryanova          (     or     zarya     for     short     )          is     a     well     known     warrior     who     fought     with     russia     during     the     omnic     crisis .          though     she     may     be     a     tad     disrespectful     around     omnics ,         zarya     does     mean     well .

                                             and     if     you ‘ d     like     to     interact     with     the     one     and     only ,          make     sure     to     like     and     reblog     this     post          !!          personals ,          do     not     reblog     this .

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how 2 be a decent person

talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique

*jac.ksfilm.s voice* put it in the trAAAAAASH

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501di3r76 replied to your post:would jinx love zarya though thats the question

G OO D SHIT

you know it

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would jinx love zarya though thats the question

YOU BET YOUR FUCKING ASS SHE DOES

firST OF ALL,,,,,, zarya has a plasma gun and jinx would steal that shit

secondly,,,,,,,,,,,,,, she would probably say smth stupid like “youre like vi!! but with smarts and a great personality !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

third of all,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, good friends, amazing friends, 10/10, good friendship

[crownico]

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501di3r76 replied to your post:zary.a: exists me:

ME

if you wouldnt die for zarya, you arent an overwatch fan

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zary.a: exists

me:

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                                             do     you     remember     when     you     played     with     dolls     as     a     kid          ??          what     about     the     gal     who     built     the     doll     empire          ???

                                             introducing          …          BARBARA     MILLICENT     ROBERTS          !!          barbara ,          or     more     known     as     barbie ,          is     the     queen     of     dolls     herself .          with     her     sisters ,      and     totally     not     her     kids     from     unprotected     sex ,          barbie     has     taken     over     straight     -     to     -     dvd     hollywood .          would     you     want     to     meet     her          ??

                                             like     and / or     reblog     this     to     interact     with     barbie          !!          constant     drinking ,          divorces ,          awful     parenting ,          and     kids     from     unprotected     sex     sold     separately .

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❛ the people across from us are taking pictures and being hella loud and playing music. can i play heavy metal until they leave ? ❜

✉︎          /          accepting .

                                             ▬▬     better     idea          !!!          ‘

                                             she     pulls     one     or     two     explosives     from     her     pockets ,     both     drenched     in     neon     pink     spray     paint .          sure ,     blowing     them     up     was     technically     against     the     law          —–          but     that     never     exactly     stopped     her     before .          even     if     noodle     told     her     not     to ,     jinx     would     sneak     one     behind     her     back     and     toss     it     at     ‘ em .

                                             they     just     need     a     bomb     fire     under     their     ass .          they ‘ ll     wake     up     and     smell     the     smoke .         ‘

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❛ you know you’re depressed when you’re just eating a container of cookie dough. ❜

✉︎          /          accepting .

                                             pretty     deep     there ,     gramps .          ‘

                                             wait          …          if     that     means     that     you ‘ re     depressed          ▬▬          does     that     make     me     depressed          ????          i ‘ ve     eaten     a     whole     thing     of     cookie     dough ,     but     all     i     know     is     that     i ‘ ve     been     certified     as     crazy .          ‘

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❛ i looked like a baked potato. ❜

✉︎          /          accepting .

                                               better     baked     than     raw .          raw     potatoes     aren ‘ t     as     great ,     y ‘ know          ???     ‘

[fatalchoices]

shit my friends and i have said starter meme. pt. i.

❛ i just need to make a cake and then i’ll be back to normal. ❜

❛ i just showed up to my final. without a pencil. like a jackass. ❜

❛ SOCRATES WAS A DRAMA QUEEN. ❜

❛ how did she lose four phones in less than a month? ❜

❛ the ghost from the ouija board told me to send it nudes. ❜

❛ listen, man, i was only the getaway driver. ❜

❛ oh, no. i’m totally better than all of you. ❜

❛ i refuse to partake in any of this, but that doesn’t mean i won’t post screenshots of this on tumblr. ❜

❛ who the fuck goes to the club on a monday? ❜

❛ i looked like a baked potato. ❜

❛ THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. I REPEAT. THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. ❜

❛ never be ashamed of your kinks. ❜

❛ i realize that you’re probably working, but fuck you for not answering. i was going to ask what kind of girl scout cookies you like but since you didn’t answer i just got samoas i hope you fucking hate them. ❜

❛ one of my sims woohoo’d this old guy and as soon as they were done he fucking died and she slept with the grim reaper. ❜

❛ if you give me $300, i will totally let you beat the shit out of me. ❜

❛ the people across from us are taking pictures and being hella loud and playing music. can i play heavy metal until they leave? ❜

❛ i thought i was being productive by starting the history reading early, but i got halfway through chapter one and started crying over the dumbass that was christopher columbus. ❜

❛ my eyebags are so bad that it looks like i was just punched in the face twice. ❜

❛ then we have ____, who is pure salt. ❜

❛ listen, if i’m suffering, i’m making you suffer with me. ❜

❛ i don’t even care that he called me a hater and tweeted while speaking to me, this is just artful levels of petty. ❜

❛ you know you’re depressed when you’re just eating a container of cookie dough. ❜

❛ can you believe columbus went from studying ocean currents and wind patterns to committing genocide? ❜

❛ our evil sim officially has three girlfriends and one mortal enemy. ❜

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if     you     think     this     isn ‘ t     jinx ,     then     you     are     poorly     mistaken

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if     you     think     this     isn ‘ t     jinx ,     then     you     are     poorly     mistaken

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                                             first     hat     lady ,     then     fat     hands          ...          and     now     a     skeleton .          huh .          ‘

                                             ∙◝  💣    @sekhmau