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(Hey gais it's Stealthy)

Ahem-

Welcome to the greenhouse! Where Bloomers from all around the world are waiting to be adopted!

Available Bloomers

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Bloomer info!

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Updated Bloomer info!

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What is a Bloomer you may ask? Well, here's an example with our local (not up for adoption) ray of sunshine!

Everyone meet Sunder!

Now you should be able to see what a Bloomer should look like!

Also, please draw your Bloomers people, I want to see my sillys all over tumblr (Also tag me if you ever do, I want to see them drawn in yalls artstyles :])

This adoption blog was inspired by the incredible @tamale4prez , the amazing @familiar-emporium , and the beautiful @skorrvid-aviary !

Rules:

It sucks but we needa have these

Keep this blog family friendly cuz there may be minors here, NSFW, heavy gore, all that stuff, DNI

Respect one another. Some people's art may not be as good as others, and that's okay! What's important is that we get along and support each other

Keep this blog to minimal swearing please

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Adopted Fungi

Scooter (@deethejester)

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I have arrived for the mysterious Insect Critter!!!

Here’s my art of him!!! And I think I’m gonna name him ✨🧡SCOOTER🧡✨

As for the rest, I’ll tell a story!!!

It didn’t make any sense. Some of Corey’s critters were having random sneezing fits and watery eyes for seemingly no reason. Corey knew that she needed to get to the bottom of whatever was causing the mysterious allergic reactions.

From what she was able to gather, the allergic reactions started after some of the critters walked through a specific part of the garden. This had to have started fairly recently, as her critters have eaten vegetables and mushrooms from that garden patch before without issue.

When Corey got closer, she noticed an odd smell, and she could feel her eyes beginning to water, but she was able to make out a strange shape in the grass. Upon wiping her eyes, she saw it: a white, fluffy insectoid creature with long black and orange antennas. He appeared to be releasing some form of spores from his back. The spores must be what’s causing her critters(and now her) to sneeze.

“Hey there little guy-uy-uy- ACHOO!”

The critter was a little startled, but approached her anyway. The little guy was pretty friendly, so Corey knew that he didn’t mean to make her critters sick. Corey knew exactly what she could do about helping the little fella control his spores.

She carefully picked him up, and walked him to a pen full of Shrumiis. The spores would help the Shrumiis grow, and it would help control the amount of spores that the little guy produced, so that he could be around the other critters without issue!!!

She also gave the little fella a name: “Scooter”

Corey had once again made a new friend!!!

BEST OF LUCK TO EVERYONE TRYING FOR THIS ADORABLE LITTLE FELLA!!!

(If I don’t get him, feel free to post this as fanart!!!)

Adopted!

You were the only one to submit :]

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Welp, times up

Only one person submitted omg

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I don’t think you can have them, Tiffany..

Full drawing:

Critters:

Winsome & Grace adopted from @/bloomergreenhouse(@itzstealthylesgooo)

Speedy adopted from @inokabe-sanctuary

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AWEEEE THEYRE SO CUTEEEEE

I DONT BLAME HER OMGGG

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I found this... thing in the greenhouse. It seemed to have wandered in on its own. It also seems to be a species of fungi... Interesting...

I'm going to have to do some research, but for this little guy...

💥BOOM💥

Special batch :D

A special batch is a batch that comes out once a month, on a random day

These batches typically contain wounded bloomers and those with mutations

But this time, its this little insect guy

I kinda just assumed it was a male, I could be wrong

Anyways, to adopt:

Draw his future owner bearing with his spore shedding and how they overcome it

Thats it ^^

Writing is also allowed! 100 word minimum!

After 24 hours, a wheel will be spun to decide the adopter!

Go forth, fellow adopters

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Welp-

The remaining pride bloomers have gone unadopted long enough, so I'll be keeping them

The lesbian bloomer will be called Mura while the nonbinary bloomer shall be called Alex

Also, they dont want to be the mascots of the greenhouse together with Sunder because apparently, they don't like being photographed

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The remaining bloomers from the pride batch are now first come first serve. No batches will be set up until they are both adopted

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Surprise Trade Time!!!

The wheel chose Amphibat, so…

I was reminded of Summerween, so have this Watermelon Jack-O-Lantern themed girl!!! All she needs is a name!!! I hope you like her!!!

SHE IS SO CUTE ASADDFSDSSFAAG

I'll name her Arbuz, which means watermelon in Russian!

As for you:

This poor tansy bloomer I found has the conjoined mutation, which means that the heads were all meant to be siblings, thus having very different personalities! They also seem to have one of their arms ripped off, the poor thing

Let me know what you name him!

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HE'S SO CUTE!!! I've named him Demi because he reminds me of a demi gorgon, also I feel like fang would be head over heels for him lol

THIS IS SO CUTE

Yessss boost his ego more yesss

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I'm here for a surprise trade!!! ^^

These are new little critters I've created called morphos, they can pretty much mimic and shape shift into anything both their physical form and color!!! They can even take their own unique human form, usually as a child but really any human form. They love to mimic fellow critters and shape shift to look like them!!! I hope you like em!!!

AAWWWWWW ITS SO CUTE OMG

Ill name it Ditto! (Iykyk)

As for you...

This young man right here is a chocolate cosmos! Chocolate cosmos flowers are known for their sweet smell, hence their name, and this guy knows it! Thus, he can be quite the handful. Hope you like him! Let me know what you name him!

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Hello :D I here for critter trade! This won’t be a surprise since you know what’s coming lol

Here are your critters!

A cheese burger Foodie that can control how much fluff it has(it’s fluff can increase or decrease on command) & three triplet French fries foodies that can change their size and throw things! Whatever you name them is up to you!

THEY ARE SO CUTE AAAAAAAAA

Ill name the cheeseburger one Stretch and the fries Nimi, Nami and Niki!

As for you:

You gave me two, so it only made sense that I gave you back two!

The male is a Pansy, while the female is a Tigridia with the horned mutation! Let me know what you name them!

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I have arrived for a bloomer!!!

Specifically the Dandelion, whom I’m guessing is TRANSFEM!!!(since she has the tail of a male, but she identifies as a female!!!) If I get her, I think I’m gonna name her ✨🏳️‍⚧️DANIELLE🏳️‍⚧️✨

For the rest, I’ll tell a story!!!

Corey had gone to feed and water the Bloomers, when she noticed a new one in the pen. This new Bloomer was a dandelion, and she appeared to be a lot shyer than the others, cowering in the corner of the pen and hiding her leaf tail, seemingly ashamed of it.

The other Bloomers were staring at her with a mix of concern and curiosity. She may be new, but they could all tell that something was wrong. Corey took special notice of how she hid her tail. Was her tail injured? Corey leaned down and slowly reached towards the Bloomer to try and inspect her, but she recoiled in fear.

“No, I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m just trying to see if you’re okay”

The Bloomer looked resigned and allowed Corey to pick her up. Corey turned her around to look at her tail, but saw no sign of injury. However, Corey did see why the Bloomer hid her tail: it was the tail of a male Bloomer.

“That’s what you were afraid of? Having the tail of a boy doesn’t make you any less of a girl!” She looked towards the other Bloomers in the pen “Does it guys?”

The other Bloomers all shook their heads ‘no’. They also saw the new Bloomer as she truly was: a girl!

The new Bloomer seemed to calm down quite a bit after Corey’s kind words and the agreement of her fellow Bloomers. She happily hopped back into the pen with all of her new friends!

“Awww! Well, I guess that means you’ll need a new name! How about… Danielle?”

Danielle began to dance with joy! She loved her new name!

Corey then fed all of her Bloomers and watered them!

Corey had once again found a new friend!

ADOPTED!!! (You were the only submission :] )

Little fact: It appears that she had glued on the females tail with tree sap, so it would fall off often. So be mindful Corey!

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✨️Lo and Behold✨️

Special batch!

A special batch is a batch that comes out once every month, at a random day

These batches typically contain bloomers with scars or mutations, but can be something else too

(New style for a new batch :] )

And for this special batch, since its the month of pride, I've found some rather prideful bloomers for you to take home!

All you gotta do is this:

Guess their sexuality!

This should be easy, but to make it easier, here are the options!

Trans

Lesbian

Nonbinary

2. Draw them with their future owner accepting them for who they are! They need to feel comfortable with their identity being recognised and loved in their new family!

Once you take them into your care, they are yours to name!

Writing is fine! 100 word minimum!

Imma give it 24 hours before spinning them wheels :] Any left over are fcfs ^v^

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I would like to do a surprise trade please if that is alright with you? :)

I offer a female chomper that surprisingly taken up the caretaker role and three chomplets.

The one on her back is a boy and the other two are girls

Let me know what you would like to name them! ^^

OMGA THIS IS SO CUTEEEEEEE

Imma name the mom Mara, the boy Micah, and the girls Miko and Mira!

As for you:

Ooh! A bloomer! More specifically, a balloon flower! I hope you like her, and let me know what you name her!

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You know what? Yeh

SURPRISE CRITTER TRADES

I've seen a lot of adoption blogs doing this, so I thought, why not?

How it works for yall who dont know:

You send me a critter, and I send you one! Easy as that! (I still won't be doing customs though)

-Anyone can submit a critter, even if you don't have an adoption blog

-No limit to the number of critters yall wanna trade! GO WILD!

-Once you send in the critter, you might have to wait a while since I'm drawing on my phone, so I hope you all will understand

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Just saying that yall are free to put your Bloomers up on artfight

If yall want :]