Assigning various mundane and random medical headcannons pt2 miscellaneous characters edition
Erwin - that bitch needed glasses but he refused to accept it his entire life . He probably looked mad as a kid squinting so he tried to fix it by overcorrecting and very consciously keeping his huge orbs as open as he can pretending he could see through the blur and he never grew out of that
Levi - He definitely got nerve damage after everything like there's no way . He probably was already on his way to loss of feeling on his hands by the time he decided to swing around his entire body weight on a hand with 3 fingers not even healed
Hange - Random one I think they have allergies to like everything airborn . Pollen , dust , chemical smells, smoke you name it . Do they care ? Hell no they are huffing that shit on their free time poor Moblit has to be on constant standby with tissues
Miche - .... that being said the idea of him also having a pollen allergy is hysterical so I'm keeping it. Bro probably has the loudest sneezes known to man . Same with the snoring. Him and Erwin probably shake a whole building when sleeping and Hange sleep talks ... poor Levi lol
Marlowe - He is dyslexic and got bullied for it when he was in school poor guy
Hitch - Very irregular period schedule it's probably inconvenient if she gets bitches often
Yelena- You know what I think she had breast removal surgery . Maybe for some actual medical issue maybe because she kinda vibes with looking as androgynous as possible and didn't want a rack
Onyancopon- I think he gets real bad motion sickness on anything that isn't plane or airborne. Ships? Over the railing . Trains? Nauseous. Cars? If Yelena is driving he is carrying a throw up bag especially
Zeke - Zeke is in the spectrum and he learned to mask because Grisha was an ass about his childhood meltdowns. Probably not intentionally cruel but more so in a dismissive "You can't be throwing tantrums you are not a baby " type of way . They probably thought they "fixed" him too but like bozo your kid just learned to hide
Pieck - Bad joints and weak muscles from overuse of her titan form even after she gets used to walking again. Also creaking bones and she uses them to freak squimish people out by cracking her neck when they least expect it
Porco - He got some inconsequential scar as a kid and for some reason when he transformed he didn't heal it and he happened to never get injured and thus never needed to heal that specific part of his body and he refuses to do so intentionally so he is the only shifter with an old scar. He brags about it to the kids ( tbf they do think it's cool)
Falco - I think that boy has asthma . In a modern au at LEAST idk why but he does. Would getting a titan fix someones respiratory I really don't know . He is so ridiculously polite about it too like Mr magath sir I know this is gym class can I please get my inhaler I'm dying as we speak
Colt - Also has asthma which makes Zeke smoking in his face an extra dick move
Gabi - The very responsible adults left 9 year old Reiner to look after the baby and she started screaming and he panicked and accidentally dropped her and thats why she has a scar on the back of her head
