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cassie / fairy bullshit

[bloomwitch]

i just subtweeted for the first time

[grumpy-mare]

[elegant-moonlight]

for @tuaari because she loves horses and this one seems really happy to enjoy the beach

[bloomwitch]

the first time i smoked weed i saw this exact image flash in front of my eyes

[mdme-x2]

joaquin boz

[1juli]

[hopeless-depression-deactivated]

[kissedbythevoid]

[claudemonet-art]

Impression, sunrise (1873)

Claude Monet

[baetology]

Describe your perfect date in detail.

[sonypraystation]

ideal date: it happens

[bibliotechno]

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

[catgifcentral]

[usrimajor-deactivated20240130]

this is so tender

[iron-bullogna]

this must be something about really loving your human because my cat heard it and ran up and instantly started cuddling me and rubbing against my arm

[sovietpostcards]

Drawing by K. Zotov, 1968 (by katya.)

[beatonna]

Nothing like a mouse party around a wheat

[myloveisradioactive-deactivated]

[dogvines]

[Person: its my little russian lady! please, please get me some beets]

[fantasticcatadventures-deactiva]

[softwaring]

[boyhood]

[untrustyou]

Tine Bek

[fohk]