[tomlinsonhazz]

omfg this had me cracking up skslksjdks 🤣🤣

[cinemagal]

AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (2018) dir. Anthony & Joe Russo

[pitbolshevik]

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

[abortionado]

this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"

[pitbolshevik]

WHAT

[brainscrewz]

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is

[pitbolshevik]

this is making my brain short circuit

[subconscious-realm]

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....

[pitbolshevik]

i would love to study you

[letmefixthatforyou]

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

[pitbolshevik]

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

[taningia]

[normal-horoscopes]

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

[aemondtragaryen-archived]

FLORENCE PUGH on Instagram 6.21.21

[tightredpants]

[tightredpants]

[perfectfeelings]

“You cannot always be happy but you can always be brave. And that is the beginning of everything.”

—

[sunsetquotes]

“Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say.”

— Mitch Albom

[selestiaaal]

I attract all good fortune.

🧿🏹🔮🙏🏽💸💕🏡✨👩🏽‍🦱🧑🏽✨🏡💸💕🙏🏽🔮🏹🧿

You attract luck. You are affluent. You are safe. You are loved. You are everything. All good comes your way, period.

likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

follow me if you’re feeling extra cute

blessed be, bb 💕✨

[sexatoxbridge]

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

[gay-witchcraftt-deactivated2021]

Dumbass in love: I want a reading on my love life,, i’m talking to this guy and he’s distant and acts like he doesn’t care and people say he cheats a lot but i’m sOoO sure he LOVES me

Me: alright, i’m going to pull a card that represents you in this relationship

(i got bored and spent a lot of time on this ksjdkdj)

[blossomaye]

lmao this

[fullmoondragon777]

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[aquariusgod]

Reblog this for luck in love, for Venus to watch over you & to be able to find yourself & others who are good for you.

Reblog to imbue love in your current relationships, to assist in finding a new one, to help heal from past ones & in order to obtain a loving and committed relationship.

Reblog in order to maintain, reblog to persevere, reblog to commit, seek loyalty, and to love wholeheartedly.

Reblog for love for the years to come. Reblog for the love you want. Reblog in hopes of a fairytale, reblog to make that dream come true.

Reblog for love, for me, & for you.

[expolsion]

Alexander Hamilton

Burr: He started workin’, twerkin’ for his late mother’s landlord…

Hamilton: 

[schuylersparkles]

Hamliza + texting

[renae-writes]

Moana looks so good

[lukehemmoh]

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

[wellingtonvevo-deactivated20141]

its literally always one direction