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 I love fake people I love games, I love drama, music means nothing to me. I’m not a chill guy and if you fuck with my friends I will help you do it. I would betray any of my loved ones at any time and I would not hesitate to hit them with a car.

[pitbolshevik]

-dogblr adjacent (introductions to my beasts under the readmore) but I post other things too

-no twerfs zionists MRAs or MAPs/pedophiles/whatever yall are calling yourselves these days

-occasionally 18+

-i will reblog vetted donation posts but i am unable to adopt any campaigns myself

-i draw sometimes! my art blog is @artbulls and I'm almost always taking commissions! (click here for info)

-i also have a redbubble shop!

-before asking me dog questions please note that i am not a professional. i am simply autistic. if you have a serious medical or behavioral problem contact a vet or a behaviorist

-I'm Chanceypants on discord if you wanna add me (i probably wont accept unless i know who you are so if it's not obvious, just tell me on tumblr)

-mutuals can ask for my nsfw blog

Maverick: pit bull/labrador mix adopted from the spca at roughly 6 months old on october 25 2021. mildly dog reactive, technically my parents' dog. really just a pet, not really Doing anything with him but he's a good boy. one time a man in my town called him a slur.

LBK's Man on the Moon "Roswell": american staffordshire terrier puppy born on august 24 2025. sport and possibly show prospect, but just a baby right now.

Goose: cat. adopted from the spca on january 2 2021 as a 3 month old kitten. was very sick at the time but now he's a huge healthy boy. he has a curly tail like a monkey

[pitbolshevik]

pride month is really great because everyone gets mad at each other

[pitbolshevik]

i actually like bugs but i live in florida so i step outside and i have one william mosquitoes on me within 30 seconds

[lakevida]

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

[bastard-snom]

What the fuck is a Mormon.

[lakevida]

if only there were some manner of fantastical contraption able to pluck information right down from the sky like so many ripe apples but alas!

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

[pitbolshevik]

anyway here's my piece of shit son falling off the couch

[pitbolshevik]

roswell is being fucking AWFUL today for some reason so that's really great

[pitbolshevik]

he's really not a difficult dog. he has zero actual behavioral issues and is a confident little (big) guy but he is definitely an asshole teenager

some days he's fucking great. yesterday he was awesome. other days he acts like he has never been trained a day in his life and i think about selling him on ebay

[pitbolshevik]

roswell is being fucking AWFUL today for some reason so that's really great

[pitbolshevik]

i don't have classes this summer so im like a full-time forza horizon player now

[pitbolshevik]

the seasonal trial is a honda dirt race so i guess i need to figure out how to tune for rallying

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[pitbolshevik]

obsessed with this

[pitbolshevik]

would you let him give you bottom surgery

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[pitbolshevik]

accidentally took slightly more trazodone than usual (i take half a pill, i sliced it unevenly) and i had a dream that my brother was replaced by an alien and writing messages on our walls in a language no one knew

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[pitbolshevik]

obsessed with this