Not usually about blowjobs, actually.

Brittany. Ask. Archive. Covers. Shit My Mom Says + Shit My Dad Says. Me.

[marinella-ela]

[room-forty-two]

And Now For Something Completely Different

[cinematicjourney]

But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) | dir. Jamie Babbit

[sackboys-moved]

When someone says something reminded them of you. You know

[guerrillatech]

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Thinking about something

[centrumlumina]

[blowjayz]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[guerrillatech]

[shethedistance]

[guerrillatech]

[necromatador]

[streaksofmoonlight]

I hate that I know exactly where this is

[cliomancer]

We have crab’s legs.

By which we don’t mean sexy human legs, like actual crabs legs.

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

[truestoriesaboutme]

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

[ghostlypawn]

this video is making me SOB

[standardbox]

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

Fuck

The woman taking out a pin from her own hair to give it to a little girl

The lady who decided she was not just gonne make a pony tail, she was gonne braid that little girl’s hair using a five strand method

The husband of the older lady pointing out she missed a piece of hair and being so attentive

All of them asking where her mom was and telling her not to talk to strangers

Just all these people not just helping her out but trying to comb her hair and make sure it looks nice and that she likes it

Im sobbing

[cannibalchicken]

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[ruinedchildhood]

[thecaduceusclay]

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

[beggars-opera]

As usual, this is England’s fault

[cyberthot666]

[catasters]