i have soiled my tunic! completely by choice

my name is diana i am highly undignified and relate strongly to animal (the muppet) “If I’m ever reborn, let me be a wretched little goblin man”

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[mrsterlingeverything]

Starting to freak out less. Sent from my two tufts of hair on my head

[despazito]

[audliminal]

Having short hair really is just

I get up. I walk into the bathroom. I glance in the mirror. My hair is posed in a brand new, never-before-seen array that defies the laws of physics.

[depsidase]

[lauramkaye]

if George Wickham lived today he would use his career as an influencer to peddle some kind of scammy MLM scheme and end up going to prison for wire fraud, having a Netflix documentary made about him, and a bunch of people would propose to him via letter in jail

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[dappermouth]

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

[scumbagsblog]

The replies to this post are fucking hilarious

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

@bigbraveboop

[vonlipwig]

I am once again posting my ever-growing collection of towns that sound like PG Wodehouse characters:

[hacash]

All of these areas are places you would certainly get killed in on Midsomer Murders.

[pollydoodles]

I mean these are cute but I also need you to know I grew up near a place called Nasty

[typhoidmeri]

[j4gm]

[very-uncorrect]

this post is absolutely bafling as a british person because like 85% of these names just feel so incredibly normal to me it’s so jarring to see how non-british people react to them

[sing-you-fools]

you can’t convince me there isn’t some dude - sorry, some bloke named Kirby Underdale who lives near that last sign. he drives a little too fast, it makes everyone nervous, and his neighbors decide to have a sign made and installed instead of talking to him about it.

[edgar-allan-possum]

When you’re an American kid reading Harry Potter and you see that the Weasleys live at the Burrow in Ottery-Saint-Catchpole, you think that’s a very wizardy-sounding place to live, and then you get older and realize that’s just a normal British address

[kaizsche]

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR as BUFFY SUMMERS BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, 5.01 — Buffy vs. Dracula

[dankxsinatra]

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[vanity-complex]

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

[huariqueje]

The Sink - Wilma Aldén , 2022.

Swedish , b. 1998 -

Oil , 26.5 x 35.5 cm

[transmascreplica]

are we too far gone

[audioexorcisms]

[kronicfairie-deactivated2026040]

i love a dim lit room!! turn off all big lights!!!

[fairycosmos]

sunday night affirmation: the anticipation is worse than the experience the anticipation is worse than the experience the anticipation is worse than the experience the anticipation is worse than the experience

[eugeniedanglars]

it’s wild to me how there is literally ZERO correlation between what a piece of media is like and what its fanworks are like. 2014 captain america fans were out there writing poetry and full-on academic papers inside of their fics. sonic the hedgehog and my little pony fandoms are both famous for drawing fetishes you’ve never even heard of. les miserables fans spent most of their energy on college aus. there is literally no consistency or observable pattern and it’s incredible

[eldriitchmurmurs]

#my theory is that fanworks reflect what people found missing in the canon#so like. sonic and mlp. obviously#les miz want les amis to be happy and alive and goofing around#and uh. mcu fans want the mcu to be well-written (via dicaeopolis)

[oneheadtoanother]